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1. You've Got To Be Kidding Me by ShinSolo

   Fandoms: Fall Out Boy  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   06 Jul 2013

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
   • Andy Hurley/Original Character
   • Patrick Stump/Joe Trohman
   • Patrick Stump
   • Pete Wentz
   • Andy Hurley
   • Joe Trohman
   • Original Characters
   • Gender or Sex Swap
   • Mpreg
   • Drug Use
   • Mild Language
   • Sexual Content
   • Heterosexual Sex
   • Homosexual Sex
   • Childbirth
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Pregnat Patrick
   • Girl Patrick
   • This is all somehow Andy's fault
   • Out of characterness
   • Established Relationship
   • Assorted Angst Moments
   • Sometimes Pete Wentz is a douche
   • Imperfect Relationship
   • One-Sided Relationship
   • Sometimes Joe is also a douche
   • Andy also has issues
   • But at least he's not pregnant like Patrick
   • spherical people
   • Cheating
   • life is not fair
   • witch hazel
   • Voyeurism
   • faked orgasm
   • Denial
   • Pregnant Sex
   • the writing in this really does get better with each chapter
   • not everything can have a happy ending
   • or can they?

   Summary

   Pete uses Witch Hazel to clean a cut on Patrick's face -- ignoring a warning from Andy. What occurred as a result was something none of the boys, especially Patrick, expected.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   40,756

   Chapters:

   15/15

   Comments:

   13

   Kudos:

   78

   Bookmarks:

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