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Part 2 of My hollanov SMAUs
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2026-06-25
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2026-06-27
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Shane's Blåhaj

Summary:

Ilya plays with Shane's Blåhaj (ikea shark plushie) while he's away.
He puts it on "dirty" places.
Shane is mad so Ilya washes it.
Shane is even more mad.

Notes:

- ignore timestamps
- english is not my first language, so sorry in advance for any mistakes
- very silly and ooc

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Russian menace looking for trouble

Notes:

I already posted this on my twitter but it's no available anymore so I'm posting here too

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Accounts presentation :

Shane can't sleep without his shark plushie so he brings it everywhere with him.

shane
@shaneh24

On our way to Boston. Excited to spend 2 whole weeks with my bf

9:14 AM

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ilya @ilyaloveshane
Replying to @shaneh24

I'm excited too малыш, ly

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Ilya❤️

Where are you мой котенок ?

Almost there Ilya, waiting for my suitcase rn



Ok

I'm excited to see you❤️

Me too❤️

A few minutes later :

ilya
@ilyaloveshane

loml landed safely <3

11:30 AM

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Later that day :

ilya
@ilyaloveshane

The innocent child should not hear or see anything that is happening in the bedroom tonight

10:24 PM

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shane @shaneh24· Sept 5
Replying to @ilyaloveshane

ILYA DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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Svetla @svetlanaaaa
Replying to @ilyaloveshane

Have a good night 😈

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A few days later :

ilya
@ilyaloveshane

😢

10:14 AM

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shane @shaneh24
Replying to @ilyaloveshane

It's just for a few hours Ilya. I’ll be back soon.
You can hug Paku if you want ❤️

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

10:20 AM

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shane @shaneh24
Replying to @ilyaloveshane

please don't do anything stupid while i’m away

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ilya @ilyaloveshane

dw малыш, enjoy your day with your friends <3

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

Spending the day with this lil guy. His name is Paku

10:25 AM

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shane @shaneh24
Replying to @ilyaloveshane

aw that's cute❤️

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Russian menace is bored and have a plan to entertain himself :

ilya
@ilyaloveshane

Good game. The boy is learning fast

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

Paku would like to come out as a gay shark. Your dad and I are so proud of u 🏳️‍🌈

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

He likes good pizza unlike his daddy Shane

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

That's a strong shark. Good job buddy 💪

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

Some cuddle time after sport. Anya loves him ❤️

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

Learning how to become a good Russian

10:25 AM

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ilya
@ilyaloveshane

He's not ready to become Russian citizen..

10:25 AM

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Notes:

What do you think?
How Shane is going to react?