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ilya 
@thisisilyaaa
Should I be scared if my hookup wanna eat me?
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To: Cliff
Fri, 13 May 10:18 PM
Cliff:
Hey
Cliff:
Just saw your tweet
Ilya:
What about it
Ilya:
Your hookup wanna eat you?
Ilya:
Yes you can read well
Ilya:
Good job Marleau
Cliff:
I didn’t know if you were talking about your ass or your dick so I wanted to make sure
Ilya:
Don’t worry for me. My dick’s being sucked as much as I need it to
Ilya:
But why are you talking about my ass?
Cliff:
Roz you don’t need to be ashamed
Cliff:
She wanna eat you out right?
Cliff:
There’s nothing wrong here
Cliff:
Every man’s prostate need a little attention
Cliff:
It's not weird or anything
Ilya:
Marleau wtf
Ilya:
That is NOT what I’m talking about
Ilya:
At all
Cliff:
Oh
Ilya:
So you’ve ever been eaten out uh? 😏
Cliff:
Dude shut up
Ilya:
No no it’s okay. Me too
Cliff:
Oh
Cliff:
Cool
Ilya:
Let’s go back to the subject
Cliff:
So what is this about? I’m kinda lost rn
Ilya:
I meant eating me literally
Ilya:
Like with teeth and all
Cliff:
She’s sucking you with her teeth??
Ilya:
Nooo
Ilya:
Marleau
Ilya:
Concentration please
Ilya:
Ilya:
Eating me like this
Ilya:
Is this normal or not?
Cliff:
lmao
Cliff:
Yeah that’s normal dude
Cliff:
She’s just a little possessive
Cliff:
Wanna leave her mark on you
Ilya:
And if I bleed?
Cliff:
Is she a fucking vampire or what??
Ilya:
She says she’s not
Cliff:
Wait
Cliff:
You’re still with her right now?
Ilya:
Yes
Cliff:
Is she a fan of yours?
Ilya:
Yep, my biggest fan
Ilya:
Number one
Cliff:
Um.. Maybe you should come back to our hotel room?
Cliff:
Some fans are real freaks yk
Cliff:
Ilya?
Cliff:
Dude
Cliff:
Why are you not replying anymore?
Cliff:
Hello??
Cliff:
Should I worry?
Cliff:
That’s not funny
Ilya is not answering anymore. Cliff is worried about the situation. Should he call the police?
But the blond gives a sign of life a few minutes later.
To: Cliff
Fri, 13 May 10:34 PM
Ilya:
Sorry sorry
Ilya:
She got mad when I called her my biggest fan
Ilya:
Because she’s for Montreal
Ilya:
I had to make it up for her if you know what I mean
Cliff:
Montreal?
Cliff:
Is she THE Montreal chick?
Cliff:
What is she doing in NYC?
Ilya:
Yes. She was close by so we decided to meet
Cliff:
Well, I guess it’s okay if it’s her
Cliff:
But are you into it?
Cliff:
The biting stuff I mean
Ilya:
Reaaaally into it
Cliff:
Good for you
Cliff:
You freaks
Ilya:
So what does this mean?
Cliff:
?
Ilya:
Why is she biting me like that?
Cliff:
Idk dude??
Cliff:
You ask her
Ilya:
She doesn’t know either
Cliff:
Well?
Ilya:
She just said
Ilya:
Sometimes when she looks at me, there’s some sort of “pressure” growing inside her chest
Ilya:
And she feels the urge to bite real hard
Cliff:
Rozanov
Cliff:
You’re really that clueless?
Ilya:
What?
Cliff:
That’s called cuteness aggression
Ilya:
What is that?
Cliff:
When you have too much feelings for someone/something. So you need to externalize all those emotions
Ilya:
Does this mean she loves me?
Cliff:
Dude
Cliff:
Again
Cliff:
I don’t know
Cliff:
Ask HER
Cliff:
It’s getting late, Im gonna sleep. Have a goodnight with your Montreal girl
Ilya:
Right
Ilya:
Thank you Cliff
Ilya:
Night
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Later this night, after Ilya is back in his own hotel room :
ilya 
@thisisilyaaa
I guess she likes me a lot

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shane 
@user240591
AM I IN LOVE?
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