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The man biter

Summary:

The man biter

OR

Ilya ask Cliff why Shane can’t stop biting him

Notes:

This is a tiny smau but I hope you will like it!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

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ilya
@thisisilyaaa

Should I be scared if my hookup wanna eat me?

10:14 PM


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To: Cliff

Fri, 13 May 10:18 PM

Cliff:

Hey

Cliff:

Just saw your tweet

Ilya:

What about it

Ilya:

Your hookup wanna eat you?

Ilya:

Yes you can read well

Ilya:

Good job Marleau

Cliff:

I didn’t know if you were talking about your ass or your dick so I wanted to make sure

Ilya:

Don’t worry for me. My dick’s being sucked as much as I need it to

Ilya:

But why are you talking about my ass?

Cliff:

Roz you don’t need to be ashamed

Cliff:

She wanna eat you out right?

Cliff:

There’s nothing wrong here

Cliff:

Every man’s prostate need a little attention

Cliff:

It's not weird or anything

Ilya:

Marleau wtf

Ilya:

That is NOT what I’m talking about

Ilya:

At all

Cliff:

Oh

Ilya:

So you’ve ever been eaten out uh? 😏

Cliff:

Dude shut up

Ilya:

No no it’s okay. Me too

Cliff:

Oh

Cliff:

Cool

Ilya:

Let’s go back to the subject

Cliff:

So what is this about? I’m kinda lost rn

Ilya:

I meant eating me literally

Ilya:

Like with teeth and all

Cliff:

She’s sucking you with her teeth??

Ilya:

Nooo

Ilya:

Marleau

Ilya:

Concentration please

Ilya:
text

Ilya:

Eating me like this

Ilya:

Is this normal or not?

Cliff:

lmao

Cliff:

Yeah that’s normal dude

Cliff:

She’s just a little possessive

Cliff:

Wanna leave her mark on you

Ilya:

And if I bleed?

Cliff:

Is she a fucking vampire or what??

Ilya:

She says she’s not

Cliff:

Wait

Cliff:

You’re still with her right now?

Ilya:

Yes

Cliff:

Is she a fan of yours?

Ilya:

Yep, my biggest fan

Ilya:

Number one

Cliff:

Um.. Maybe you should come back to our hotel room?

Cliff:

Some fans are real freaks yk

Cliff:

Ilya?

Cliff:

Dude

Cliff:

Why are you not replying anymore?

Cliff:

Hello??

Cliff:

Should I worry?

Cliff:

That’s not funny


Ilya is not answering anymore. Cliff is worried about the situation. Should he call the police?
But the blond gives a sign of life a few minutes later.

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To: Cliff

Fri, 13 May 10:34 PM

Ilya:

Sorry sorry

Ilya:

She got mad when I called her my biggest fan

Ilya:

Because she’s for Montreal

Ilya:

I had to make it up for her if you know what I mean

Cliff:

Montreal?

Cliff:

Is she THE Montreal chick?

Cliff:

What is she doing in NYC?

Ilya:

Yes. She was close by so we decided to meet

Cliff:

Well, I guess it’s okay if it’s her

Cliff:

But are you into it?

Cliff:

The biting stuff I mean

Ilya:

Reaaaally into it

Cliff:

Good for you

Cliff:

You freaks

Ilya:

So what does this mean?

Cliff:

?

Ilya:

Why is she biting me like that?

Cliff:

Idk dude??

Cliff:

You ask her

Ilya:

She doesn’t know either

Cliff:

Well?

Ilya:

She just said

Ilya:

Sometimes when she looks at me, there’s some sort of “pressure” growing inside her chest

Ilya:

And she feels the urge to bite real hard

Cliff:

Rozanov

Cliff:

You’re really that clueless?

Ilya:

What?

Cliff:

That’s called cuteness aggression

Ilya:

What is that?

Cliff:

When you have too much feelings for someone/something. So you need to externalize all those emotions

Ilya:

Does this mean she loves me?

Cliff:

Dude

Cliff:

Again

Cliff:

I don’t know

Cliff:

Ask HER

Cliff:

It’s getting late, Im gonna sleep. Have a goodnight with your Montreal girl

Ilya:

Right

Ilya:

Thank you Cliff

Ilya:

Night

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Later this night, after Ilya is back in his own hotel room :

ilya
@thisisilyaaa

I guess she likes me a lot

11:58 PM


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shane
@user240591

AM I IN LOVE?

11:59 PM


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Notes:

As always, kudos and comments are appreciated <3 Thank you so much for reading my work!

See you next week for chapter 2 (the end) <3