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  1. With the exception of you, I dislike everyone in the room by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    14 Jul 2026

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    “Mr Kinetic-”

    “Zedaph, please.”

    The man seemed to battle with himself for a moment.

    “Zedaph.” He said the name as if he hadn’t quite grown used to the feeling of it.

    “-Do you know how many times someone has asked to interview me?”

    “I- haven’t a clue.”

    There was silence.

    “Yeah, no, neither do I.” The redhead admitted. “-But my point is, it’s a lot. There’s nothing more annoying than trying not to die whilst twenty journalists are shouting at you from the sidelines.”

    “…No offence.” He added, as if it were an afterthought.

    Zedaph chuckled, still not entirely convinced he wasn’t dreaming.

    “None taken.”

    OR: Zed's a failing journalist and Tango's the most infamous vigilante in the city who wants to give his roommate's career a boost.
    This decision has it's pros and cons.
    Title from 'Stop the world, I wanna get off with you' by Artic Monkeys.
    Chapter titles from 'Sedated' by Hozier

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