Work Text:
You have unblocked this contact
14:12 pm
Lewis:
Why are you always the bottom and not me?
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Is that a screenshot of…?
Lewis:
Maybe
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…
Have you forgotten that I’m bottom too??
Lewis:
We’re both switches
Is it the hair?
Is it because you’re blonde and I’m not?
Because I used to be blond too.
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Lewis, it’s 3 am. Why on earth are you asking me these things?
Lewis:
Is it that late over there? sorry man.
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Besides, what are you doing looking for fanfiction about the two of us?
Lewis:
Wrong, I was looking for fanfiction about me; you just happened to pop up by chance.
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A coincidence, of course.
Lewis:
Do you really think I searched for your name?
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I don’t know. Did you?
Lewis:
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No
We were the first to go out, that’s all
…
Well, Max and Charles were the first to come out, but I didn’t want to read anything about them.
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Hmm, I see
Lewis:
Why are you acting so normal? There are people writing about you in… in suggestive situations.
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Did you read them?
Lewis:
NO
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Just so you know, I was already aware that people had been writing things like that for a while.
Lewis:
???
Did you look them up before?
What a pervert
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NO, it’s just that I’ve been spending more time online than you have.
Lewis:
Looking for stories about us, my God Nico, what would your fans say?
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Right, I’m going to block you
Lewis:
No, you’re not.
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You know what?
Look for ‘Omega Lewis’ come on, do it
Lewis:
I’m not going to look for it just because you told me to
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14:23 pm
Lewis:
WHAT THE HELL?
MAN, WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO LOOK FOR THAT?
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So, how’s it going?
Lewis:
I feel filthy and I haven’t even done anything.
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I know you’re laughing, stop it.
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Well, there you go, that’s what you were after. Good night.
Lewis:
How come you’re still so calm about it?
You were in the stories I read too
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So you’ve read more than one?
Lewis:
Don’t change the question
Doesn’t that bother you?
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Does it bother you?
Lewis:
STOP ANSWERING ME WITH MORE QUESTIONS.
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I mean, at first, it didn’t really bother me, but it felt a bit odd. Luckily, I had other problems to focus on when I found out, so I forgot all about it.
Besides, a made-up story isn’t going to kill me; I just learnt my lesson and stopped looking for my name in strange places.
Lewis:
Hmm
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All right, if it bothers you, that’s a valid point.
Lewis:
Not sure what to think about it yet
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Although you were the one who read them…
Lewis:
I didn’t read them…
at least not in full.
It was also because of Ferrari that I became curious.
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Ferrari… did they get you into reading fanfiction??
Lewis:
Not exactly, but they told me about it and one thing led to another.
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I thought they were just stories about me being a spy…
Don’t laugh.
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Well, that’s definitely odd.
And I’m not laughing
Not so much at least.
Lewis:
I didn’t expect them to be about us.
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I understand that there aren’t just stories about the two of us
Lewis:
They were the most interesting ones…
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Well, I’ve heard the way people talk about ‘our story’
It sounds like a soap opera
Lewis:
What do you mean by ‘our story’?
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Nothing
Lewis:
Good night, Nico
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Good night, Lewis
22:43
Lewis:
I read one.
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Are you still at it? You can’t blame Ferrari any longer if you keep clicking
Lewis:
….
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What was it about?
If it’s anything explicit, please DON’T tell me
Lewis:
It was about my victory in Barcelona
…
You were there.
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…
Lewis:
You were happy
In the story, I mean.
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I was happy
In real life
Lewis:
I noticed it
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What else?
Lewis:
We were talking
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Just that, or…?
Lewis:
Just a chat
It was quite entertaining
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Yeah, people are really creative…
Lewis:
I bet there are plenty who could go on to become famous writers in the future
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Lew, why are you telling me about this?
Lewis:
I don’t know
23:15
Lewis:
People say you’re my lucky charm.
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And do you believe them?
Lewis:
A bit
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I mean, you’re cursing all the drivers except me.
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That stupid theory again.
Do you know how often people in the garages get a fright if they see me with my phone in my hand?
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I know you’re laughing.
Lewis:
No, I’m not
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Yes, you are, you must be laughing with your dimples and the gap between your teeth showing
Lewis:
That’s just as cheesy as what I read
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So you’re still reading romantic stories about us, but I’m the cheesy one?
Lewis:
Yes
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What??
I’m not that cheesy.
Lewis:
You’ve always been my lucky charm
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Are you slacking off, is Ferrari not putting you through your paces, or…?
Lewis:
I’m sorry I couldn’t speak to you that day
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You don’t need to apologise, I know you never take questions
Lewis:
I’m not just talking about that day.
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…
Lewis:
I was happy you were there
You’ve always been there for my first wins with a new team
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Lewis, I…
Lewis:
Will you be in Austria?
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I don’t think so.
Lewis:
Do you think you might be there?
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Why?
Do you want your lucky charm to be there?
Lewis:
Yes ;)
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Let me speak to the team.
23:55
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You’ve done it, you spoilt brat
Now I’m going to have jet lag this weekend as well
Lewis:
Don’t worry about that, I’ll take you home after the race.
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I don’t live in Monaco anymore
Lewis:
I said ‘home’ :)
Nico:
Idiot
You’d better win :)