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@CBCSports
Welcome Ilya Rozanov-Hollander to Team Canada's coverage for the upcoming 2046 Winter Olympics! The former Gold Medalist for the Canadian Men’s Ice Hockey 2026 Team and current contributor for MLH analysis will cover a variety of events including Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey.
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⤷@TwinCNTowers
Oh thank God they're getting someone calmer this year after the Deitrich debacle last Olympics 💀💀💀💀💀
⤷@freeankletat
They really said “no more controversy ever again” and immediately signed a man famous for wearing custom sweaters of his dogs
⤷@sammyk23
Am I the only one a little sad we're not gonna listen to someone slur their way through trying to understand the rules of curling live with the audience this year? 🥲
⤷@edmformvp
You try to offer your co-hosts cocaine on a hot mic one time and you get booted for the world's largest teddy bear by lunch 😩
⤷⤷@shelliver
it wasn't just the one time tho
⤷⤷⤷@edmformvp
You try to offer your co-hosts cocaine 3 times (that we know of) on a hot mic and get booted immediately 😩😤😒 smh
⤷@edmformvp
Hoes (CBC) don't stay loyal #FreeStephenDietrich
⤷⤷@poolbotic
Is he out on bail yet from his last bender? Dude’s gonna end up killing someone with the drink driving 🙄
@rozzzzystan
I feel like I'm going insane watching these children comment things about Ilya Rozanov-Hollander that would have had anyone in 2015 look at you like this
[image attached][image description: screenshot of a popular television actor mid-bite of a burrito looking confused and horrified]
⤷@danniettamtl
What are you talking about??? I want the lore 👀
⤷⤷@rozzzzystan
You kids have no idea of the whore lore galore that was Ilya Rozanov-Hollander’s dating life before settling down with his husband 😂
⤷⤷@cleticsdiditbest
There were years long spans in the 2010s where if you lived in Boston you woke up to the fact that there was a non-zero chance of Ilya Rozanov fucking your mom 😤 #whorelore
@massholesunite
We are so lucky that Rozanov was allegedly near religiously devoted to safe sex because if that man got an STD in 2013 😷😹 we would have needed to declare a state of emergency in Suffolk County to get it under control #whorelore
⤷@nhisntthatbad
In suffolk county??? My guy the eastern seaboard would still be fighting back the spread of syphilis with a steel chair and spray can of Raid
⤷@mlhthrow82648210
He could've made gonorrhea covid before covid 😷😷
⤷⤷@drewandy29
what's covid?
⤷⤷⤷@mlhthrow82648210
I'm too fucking old for this shit istg go back to preschool 😒
@hollanova
🚨 If your birth year starts with a 1 I need you in the trenches with me to explain Ilya Rozanov-Hollander’s #whorelore 🚨
@bstngaryg92
I once saw Ilya Rozanov pick a cigarette off the ground and pickpocket a lighter off someone outside of a bar in like 2012 (1/3) #whorelore
⤷@bstngaryg92
He couldn't get it to light so he started chatting up some woman and took the cigarette from her lips so he could smoke it (2/3)
⤷⤷@bstngaryg92
She fucking left with him and some guy came out like 2 seconds later looking for her. Someone told him Rozanov picked her up and he just sighed and said “again?” (3/3)
⤷⤷⤷@beardown467
I refuse to believe this is about the same man who was pictured at the Out Awards pouting that his husband stopped holding his hand so they could take individual pics
⤷⤷⤷⤷@ilyassecretmole
I was at BC in 2015 I promise you this is true 😝
⤷⤷⤷⤷@ilyassqueen
The only shocking part of this story is that he ran out of cigarettes at some point 😂
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷@ilyassecretmole
or that it was only one woman 🤣
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷@ilyassqueen
he couldve come back later depending on the time 😆
⤷⤷⤷@rozslefttit
The men I would have blown just to be that cigarette butt in 2012 #whorelore
@puckprobs
I once read a 4k+ word analysis on reddit about Rozanov possibly having cancer based on the fact that he hadn’t been seen out at a single club for two road trips in a row. People in the comments were praying for his health #whorelore
@massachewedsettes
[image attached][image description: an old #81 Boston Bears jersey hangs above a stage with stripper poles below it]
they hung his jersey in the rafters at strip clubs all over boston when he announced he was signing with ottawa #whorelore
⤷@famglamthankyousam
My roommate was a dancer when this happened. Girls were crying like their man had been drafted to war 😭😭😭
⤷⤷@massachewedsettes
It was worse than war, he went to fucking Ottawa
⤷⤷@sadiesideacc
Where I worked we played Taps and had a moment of silence before playing “Black and Yellow” 8 times in a row 💀😭
⤷@torgdngal
This has to be fake He’d never go to a strip club 🤔
⤷⤷@massachewedsettes
we’re losing the ancient knowledge and have failed to educate the youth #whorelore
⤷⤷@freshhhmlhtakes
u can’t be real i refuse to bleive there’s ppl that think this 🤣
@rororozurgoat
There’s no way that these are the same person 😂 #whorelore
[2 images attached]
[image 1 description: modern day Ilya Rozanov-Hollander in an ugly Christmas sweater. He is wearing circular glasses with thin frames and holding a mug that says “Ask me about my dogter.”]
[image 2 description: young Ilya Rozanov in a club, a model on each arm, grabbing one by the neck to pull into a deep kiss and rubbing a hand between the thighs of the other. He is in a dark red silk shirt that is fully unbuttoned.]
⤷@cliff_marlow
I think I vaguely remember parts of this night. We won the Cup that season.
⤷⤷@connorX2s
@cliff_marlow we did! And Roz sexiled me every roadie that season except Montreal a couple times #whorelore
⤷⤷⤷@cliff_marlow
That’s some vintage Roz behavior loooool 🤣😂🤣
⤷@always24s
I can’t believe we’ve gotten to a point in history where people know Rozanov more for the first pic than the second #whorelore 👵
⤷@flymetoVC
@shanehollander 🙀 what black magic did you use to tame this man?????
⤷⤷@cliff_marlow
I promise you, Cap was already down bad for Hollzy when that second pic was taken 😂
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Cool Bears Only
The Big Red Dog
You guys been online recently?
They’re talking about all our old antics in Boston 😂🤣😂
Miss you all!
ConCon
Of course it’s about Roz lmao 🙄😂
Not Evil Brad
Can’t believe our Cup is over 30 years old 🥲
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The Big Red Dog
I can
I’ve got the knee pain to remind me every day
Simon Says
Sounds rough, maybe they should amputate 🔪
Show Me the Carmax
I swear if they repost those videos of the line of people doing body shots off us in Vegas again my wife is actually gonna leave me this time 😳
Me
This is a straight person problem 🙄 My husband is too boring to care about these things.
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The Big Red Dog
I was afraid to turn on my car for weeks after the look he gave me when I told that story about us going to Paris during our celly tour
ConCon
Why would you ever tell the most territorial couple in the world that information??
The Big Red Dog
I had 9 career concussions
Not Evil Brad
And what, you wanted to make it to double digits?
Show Me the Carmax
Dude even with 9 concussions how did you not know how insane that would be to tell Hollander? 💀
The Big Red Dog
I barely knew the guy! We’d only met like twice off the ice before the wedding
Not Evil Brad
YOU SAID THIS AT THEIR WEDDING????
Simon Says
Nowhere near enough brain damage to justify that 😱
Jesus Christ
ConCon
How are you still alive?! 😮
Not Evil Brad
You deserve so many more concussions, holy fuck
Show Me the Carmax
Imagine going to a wedding and rockin up to the happy couple to start saying “wow, all this love reminds me of a time me and your husband railed a girl together back in Boston, good times right?”
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Me
Shane paid for villa on Seine for that off season
Wanted me to go to better Paris
Wasn’t really the same but it was very cute ♥️
The Big Red Dog
See! I was helping
Not Evil Brad
That’s actually real sweet, Cap
Me
We fucked so much I got dick chafing
Almost had to check myself into hospital for dehydration and exhaustion
I have been told Paris is beautiful but I would not know 😉
Didn’t see single museum
Simon Says
Aaaaaand there it is 😒
The Big Red Dog
I still think it counts as helping
Me
It does
Was 8th best vacation with my Shane 🥰
ConCon
How tf is that 8th??
Simon Says
DON’T ASK HE’LL TELL US
Not Evil Brad
Every time you talk about your sex life I wish I was gay 🤣
Simon Says
Hammy, he just picks better. You’re still paying alimony for divorce #3 and that was like 20 years ago
Not Evil Brad
Fuck off, Vic. We don’t all marry our high school sweethearts and have it work out 🙄
Me
You make good point. Sometimes you have to wait to start fucking the love of your life until you’re 19
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I was so patient 😌
The Big Red Dog
Roz, you good if we reply to any of the posts? Don’t want to overstep but they’re kinda funny and the people somehow forgot what a monster you used to be
Me
Marly, protect my legacy 🫡
Make sure they know how cool and hot I have always been
Sexiest man to handle a stick
In more ways than one 😘
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@rozandercommander
You know Ilya Rozanov-Hollander from being a guest judge on Canada’s Drag Race 😤 I know him from his dick pics getting leaked in 2014. We are not the same 😤 #whorelore
⤷@frolicinwaste
THERE ARE DICK PICS???
⤷⤷@rozandercommander
Yes and he’s HUNG 🍆
⤷⤷@81424isreal
[github link] no one can say i don’t support youth education efforts
⤷@hollanovtruther
oh my god i remember when those went viral you could not open social media in public for dayyyyys #whorelore
⤷@noticemecptroz
The veins in his hands/arm in those pics had me convinced I was bi instead of a massive dyke for yeeears 🥵 He owes me money for being so hot it made me subject myself to dating men
@davinott
It’s pretty gross that Canada’s having someone call the Olympics who immediately got #whorelore to trend about him. Bring back Dietrich!
⤷@glowergamble
I can excuse drunk driving, sexual harassment, drug pushing, and domestic violence but I draw the line at casual sex in your 20s! That’s what you fucking sound like
⤷@sinkerswam
Right because the hashtags Dietrich had trending for us in 2042 were much better for Canada’s public image
@cliff_marlow
He was versatile #whorelore
[2 videos attached]
[video 1 description: shaky video taken in a Boston Bears locker room, a young Ilya Rozanov is the only person in view. “No, say it again man.” Cliff Marlow says between laughs. “Marlow, is not weird for me to say.” “C’mon Roz, you can’t be serious?” says a voice offscreen. “I am!” “Never? That’s ridiculous, Cap. Fuck off,” says a different offscreen person. “I am hot as fuck, rich, and know where the fuck the clit is. Why would anyone ever turn me down?” “There’s no fucking way you’ve never not scored when you go out.” “Yeah, there had to be at least one chick who’s like taken already.” “You have not had beautiful woman call to break up with her boyfriend before? Jesus Christ, how the fuck are you all so bad at this?” Ilya looks disgusted at the team and the videos cuts off as the room descends into laughter and jeers.]
[video 2 description: Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is wasted in a night club’s VIP section. “Hey Roz, whatcha lookin at?” Ilya slowly bobs his head up from his phone, wide closed lip smile on his face. “My Shane,” he sings. “He is so pretty. I miss him.” “You miss him?” Marlow teases. Ilya pouts and nods his head solemnly. Marlow shows Ilya’s phone screen. A zoomed in picture of Shane Hollander-Rozanov’s face in concentration, wearing glasses takes up the screen. “Moya lyubovnik!” Ilya yells as Shane takes a seat next to him. “I hate that word in Russian too.” Ilya instantly glues himself to his husband and kisses him on the cheek. “I missed you so much.” “Ilya, I went to the bathroom.”]
⤷@olijibs
“I am hot as fuck, rich and know where the fuck the clit is” yup, that’s a trifecta right there 💀
⤷@zamboneme
[image attached][image description: promotional photo shoot of Ilya Rozanov wearing hockey gear on his lower half, shirtless, but wearing gloves. A hockey stick is laid across his shoulder and his arms lazily drape over it while he gives a bored look straight down the camera.]
ok but I’d also leave my boyfriend for a chance at one night #whorelore
⤷⤷@westsidehorry
holy fuck he was so hot 🥵
⤷⤷@down4folding
He has a fucking point 🥴 ain't no one turning that man down #whorelore
⤷@itsgia713
Translation apps say “moya lyubovnik” is “my lover” 🤮 so tbh Shane is valid for banning that word in multiple languages
⤷@massachewedsettes
This man was a menace in Boston you people have no fucking clue how bad it was
⤷⤷@hollzyhattys
Wasn’t there a rumor that he pulled a fianceé of some guy on the Patriots? #whorelore
⤷⤷⤷@massachewedsettes
It was the Celtics and I think it was confirmed by her #whorelore
@hollanova
I think we’re all forgetting about this legendary piece of #whorelore and I’m about to change children’s lives by sharing it 🌈
[image attached][image description: A desaturated black and white shot of Ilya Rozanov-Hollander. He is freshly showered and only showing his midriff to half way down his thighs. He appears nude but is framed so that a can of Canada Dry, in full color, sits on a table angling to hide his crotch. The branding is displayed in perfect centering and lighting, a few beads of perspiration dripping down the can. Ilya is opening it with his right hand, a tattoo of his wedding ring tilted towards the camera. At the bottom of the image there is a single word in Times New Roman font.
Thirsty?]
Who remembers those canada dry campaigns? #whorelore
⤷@ettiquitter
I had a poster of this on my wall in uni 💀🥵
⤷@sealxclub
Holy fuck he was so hot 😳
⤷@glidenosedive
Ok yeah this is a man who could steal peak Rose Landry’s man 🥵 That makes sense now
@RealVicStSimon
He used to chirp other players by repeating their girl’s/mom’s/sister’s phone numbers. When he got outed he added dad’s numbers too #whorelore
⤷@frankplough22
I am not strong enough to play 2010s-2020s hockey in an MLH where I am under threat of Ilya Rozanov fucking my entire family just so he can make jokes
⤷⤷@connorX2s
It wasn’t just for the jokes, he was a demon back in the day 😅😂 Worst wingman I ever had #whorelore
⤷@JaloMatti39
It was my brother’s number and he’s still never told me how he fucking got it 🙄 #whorelore
@ilyarozanov81
[image attached][image description: Ilya Rozanov-Hollander takes a selfie in his home gym post-work out. He is shirtless with low slung athletic pants on. He is turned on a partial profile to show his loon tattoo sleeve, bear pec tattoo, and a peak of the large blocky 24 tattoo on his hipbone. The way he is posed also shows off his impressive ass. He is still in remarkable shape for a man in his mid-50s.]
*Was* hot? 🧐 #whorelore
⤷@ilyassecretmole
If this brings back Rozanov thirst traps, all our efforts were worth it 🙌
⤷@rozrozrozanov
[gif attached][gif description: a woman is profusely sweating. The camera shot cuts to her feverishly trying to take off her clothes]
⤷@81stheanswer
I’m not missing a single event’s coverage 🥵
⤷@centaurus08
I have been overcome with patriotism 🍁 I have to support my nation by rooting for every event at the winter olympics 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
⤷@hollandaring
Mr. Hollander-Rozanov I am trying to be respectful of your marriage but your husband is testing me 🙃
@haydenpike35
This was the same day by the way #whorelore
[2 videos attached]
[video 1 description: Ilya Rozanov sits at a comically small table while two children flit around him with streamers giggling and yelling. His hand is held out for a third child to focus seriously on painting his nails a sparkly pink and blue]
[video 2 description: Ilya Rozanov sits in the penalty box at a Voyageur’s away game. He takes off his gloves showing the painted nails and jams his middle finger into his mouth to pull it out bloodied and draws a heart on the glass facing the Montreal fans. He winks and blows them a kiss.]
⤷@rozalottica
Why is this so fucking hot????
⤷@ilyasssqueen
When your generational opp tries to take you down but it only makes you stronger 😮💨
⤷@victoire06stjohn
Oh my God he’s good with kids too??? Am I able to get pregnant if I let this loop long enough?
⤷⤷@81424isreal
He and his husband literally raised 3 kids together 🙄
@bucsguy97
I was at a hotel bar in Tampa Bay once and saw @ilyarozanov81 order two shots of vodka, offer one to the bartender and then hand her his roomkey instead of a credit card to pay and she turned to the other bartender and said she was going on break and his drinks were comped. Whole thing took like thirty seconds 🫡 #whorelore
@connorX2s
@ilyarozanov81 got a false positive on a chlamydia test from a physical in 2012 and the first thing he said was “I have so many fucking text message I have to send. This is going to take days.” 😂 #whorelore
⤷@BradTheHammersmith
Lmaoooo I remember this. We offered to help because we thought he was gonna give himself a repetitive stress injury in his thumbs and we were going to make the playoffs for the first time in forever #whorelore
@rozanovrailme
Does anyone else remember when the most logical reason we had for Ilya Rozanov-Hollander leaving Boston for Ottawa was that he had fucked every single woman in the tri-state area and was getting bored #whorelore
⤷@boslady87
There’s still a chance this is partially true 😆
⤷@coollattajustice
I went to law school in Boston around this time and my study group used this analogy to help remember the definition for “proximate cause” from Palsgraf
@puckitorchuckitpod
#whorelore
[video length: 0:26][Media scrum focused on shirtless Ilya Rozanov, a large Boston Bears logo emblazoned on the wall behind him. “Andrea, I hear you take job in New York soon to cover basketball instead. Not hockey reporter anymore, ah? Congratulations on promotion.” “Thank you, Rozanov.” “Maybe you stay in Boston one more night? We celebrate together and you call me Ilya instead.” He winks in the direction of the reporter whose eyes go wide and a blush covers her face.]
⤷@dierdretownsend
this man was SHAMELESS
⤷@slavsquattin
This would have worked on me 🙂↕️
⤷@softieatheart17
No because I refuse to believe this is the same man who blushed and froze when someone asked him if he’d seen his husband’s Calvin Klein ads
@mlhplayertracker
Does anyone else remember the time that hotel tried to sue Rozanov for damages to the rooms because he broke both the beds and there was “excessive staining” on the sheets, carpeting, and the fucking walls!!! #whorelore
⤷@puckaroundpod
It was in Dallas but it was after he was already married. Lawsuit got thrown out but it was legendary 😎
⤷⤷@GoalieWyattHayes
Someone told me @OttawaCentuars are still banned from that hotel a couple years ago. I can confirm we did get banned when it happened. 😅
⤷@mlhtimecapsule
Found the lawsuit!! [link: pdf of filing by Independent Marriott in Dallas in Texas civil court]
@puckedsincebirth
The puckbunnies subreddit used to not verify you as a true puckbunny if the only player you’d slept with was Rozanov because they wanted to keep things exclusive #whorelore
@mlhtimecapsule
There was a time that the owner of the Bears was asked if he had seen the pictures of @ilyarozanov81 leaving a club with his granddaughter and he responded something like “he had 144 points last season” #whorelore
⤷@mlhtimecapsule
Found the video of it 👀
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@shanehollander
Yes, I know who I married. I love him more than anything. He is the most devoted partner and father I could imagine for our family. We all do crazy things when we’re younger. The craziest thing we both did was deny how in love we were for as long as we did. @ilyarozanov I love you and your #whorelore ❤️ Can’t wait to be there with you in Toronto for the Olympics this winter!
⤷@ilyarozanov81
The only regret I have in my life is not spending more of it with you moy lyubimyy ♥️♥️♥️