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1. Not Mormon But Definitely in Heaven by G21_GO

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Stan Marsh
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Heidi Turner
   • Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
   • Forced Proximity
   • Confessions
   • Jealousy
   • Blow Jobs
   • Kissing
   • Groping
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • POV Eric Cartman
   • Pining Eric Cartman
   • Jealous Eric Cartman
   • Jealous Kyle Broflovski
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Wingman Kenny McCormick
   • Spin the Bottle
   • Oral Sex
   • Kyman Week (South Park)
   • Kyman Week 2026 (South Park)
   • Post-Graduation
   • Party
   • Underage Drinking
   • Come Swallowing
   • Coming in Pants
   • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

   Summary

   Eric Cartman wants nothing more than to spend his night with a certain redhead who seems to want nothing more than the exact opposite. So, in typical Cartman fashion, he devises a master plan.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Kyman Week 2026 💚❤️

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,810

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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