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CraftyCorn could not believe her eyes when she saw the so-called 'Kiss Meter' standing tall and proud before her. At the bottom was an orange star reminiscent of Kickin's medallion. Going up from there were a red heart, a gold dollar sign, a pair crossed bones, a fish skeleton, a shark's tooth, a blood drop, a lightbulb, an apple, a biohazard symbol, a lightning bolt, a thundercloud, a crescent moon, a skull, and finally, at the very tippy-top was a sun.
The timid unicorn turned and looked up to me, her face red as a beet.
"This... isn't what I think it is..." She gulped. "I-Is it?"
Unfortunately, it was. Now, it was time for us to be subjected to the mercy of the audience. God have mercy on our souls. I already deeply regret this.
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