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1. The Hat Stays On. by pissmaster900

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Craig Tucker
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Established Relationship
   • Smut
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Power Bottom
   • Riding
   • Service Top
   • Oral Sex
   • Craig Tucker Being a Little Shit
   • Craig Tucker Being an Idiot
   • Teasing
   • Begging
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Blindfolds
   • technically not an actual one
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Tweek has beef with Craig’s chullo hat
   • Arguing
   • this is really stupid actually
   • I’m not too proud of myself
   • Shameful smut
   • Dominant Craig Tucker
   • Bottom Craig Tucker
   • Top Tweek Tweak
   • Crack

   Summary

   Craig is a creature of habit. And though Tweek may have grown accustomed to — perhaps even fond of his monotonous disposition, there's just one quirk he can't quite seem to tolerate. Not at the moment, anyway.

   Craig's refusal to take off his hat during sex compels Tweek to protest, which Craig doesn't take very kindly.

   Language:

   English

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