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Unfortunately, Not Everybunny Laughed

Summary:

Two sisters watch a horror movie, and one of them asks the most important, crucial question of all.

Notes:

IF THIS IS YOUR SECOND TIME GETTING NOTIFIED, FORGIVE ME! 🙏

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"Hey, Shii-chan."

"Yeah?"

"What do you call a bunny that hibernates in its hole during the winter?"

Bunnies don't hibernate.

She dismissed her own rude remark, sighing.

"What?"

Her sister chuckled, afraid she might burst before she even got the joke out.

"A dust bunny!"

"Oh.."

Silence — a static, buzzing silence.

"Was that not- Ah!"

She was interrupted by a jumpscare from the movie, forcing her attention back to the TV.

To answer her presumed question — whether she found it funny or not — she really didn't.

Even as she softly chuckled to herself, she seriously, did not, find it funny.

Notes:

give it up for ichika hoshino for teaching her that one

anyway, welcome to the start of side project of mine that definitely won't end up being abandoned. or, if you're here for the single fic, that's fine as well. regardless, enjoy your stay. enjoy your leave as well if that's what you end up doing ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

as of writing this, i have already written two other oneshots belonging to the series, and by the time i post this, i hope to have at least four ready to post (each of which will be posted every other day). seems a little weird, but i mainly did it this way in order to see if i actually wanted to do this or not because it'd be a shame if i just dropped it after one fic
(update on that: i didn't end up doing that, and so the next four are ready to be pretty much done; the next one being a double drabble and the next three after that being ~1500 words each, though i'd like to edit the last two a bit more)

check out the series info if you wanna know a little more \( ᐖ)/\( ᐖ)/\( ᐖ)/!!!

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