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1. A Sneeze Could've Been a Birth by Mazz_Nikarian

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   30 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Charlotte Katakuri & Jewelry Bonney
   • Charlotte Family & Charlotte Katakuri
   • Charlotte Katakuri
   • Charlotte "Big Mom" Linlin
   • Charlotte Brulee
   • Charlotte Perospero
   • Charlotte Smoothie
   • Charlotte Oven
   • Charlotte Daifuku
   • Charlotte Family (One Piece)
   • Jewelry Bonney
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Pre-Whole Cake Island Arc
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Accidental Child Acquisition
   • Accidental Sibling Acquisition
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Bonney Gets Kidnapped by food
   • Homies Are Trying Their Best
   • Unplanned Paternity Reveal
   • Everyone Thinks Bonney is a Charlotte
   • Bonney Just Wants Information About Kuma
   • She Does Not Get It
   • Bonney is a tiny angry grape
   • the homies started it
   • sentient food causes incidents
   • Big Mom thinks a sneeze could've been a birth
   • Katakuri deserves a drink
   • Katakuri is having an existential crisis
   • Perospero Woke Up and Chose Violence
   • Perospero makes everything worse
   • Family Shenanigans
   • Charlotte Family Shenanigans
   • the Charlottes gaslight themselves
   • Bonney is surrounded by idiots
   • No beta die like Katakuri's peace of mind
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

   Summary

   A teacup commits a kidnapping A twelve-year-old pirate captain, Perospero makes everything worse, and Katakuri learns that "I don't remember anything" is not a valid defense in family court.

   Series

   • Part 2 of My crack/alternativ universes fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,458

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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