My crack/alternativ universes fics
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Big Mom Plans a Wedding (Nobody is Safe) by Mazz_Nikarian
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Jul 2026
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Charlotte Linlin hasn't been this happy in decades. One of her children—her most boring, most responsible, most infuriatingly single child—has finally done something interesting. She doesn't care about the details. She doesn't care that no one remembers anything. She is planning the wedding, and neither the other captain involved, nor the hungover participants, nor the laws of common sense will stop her.
OR: Big Mom wakes up, discovers a scandal, and immediately orders a cake. The rest of the Charlotte Family can only watch.
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- Part 1 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
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A teacup commits a kidnapping A twelve-year-old pirate captain, Perospero makes everything worse, and Katakuri learns that "I don't remember anything" is not a valid defense in family court.
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- Part 2 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
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What if Doflamingo realized what was happening five minutes earlier?
In canon, eight-year-old Doflamingo stood silent and furious while his father renounced their Celestial Dragon status, too proud and too angry to see the disgust on the elders' faces until it was too late. The family fell. His mother died. He killed his father and tried to crawl back, and the Holy Land rejected him anyway.
In this world, Doflamingo sees the sneer. He sees the cold eyes. He sees the Holy Knights shifting their weight, ready to escort them out, and he understands—with the sharp, animal clarity of a child who refuses to die—that his father has just made them all disposable.
So he does the one thing no one expects.
He bursts into tears.
OR: In canon, Doflamingo was too proud to cry. He lost everything.
In this AU, he cries like his life depends on it. Because it does.
OR: An eight-year-old commits emotional terrorism against the Five Elders, his mother helps, and Homing Donquixote never stood a chance.
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- Part 3 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
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The Five Tastes (Sweet, Sour, Salty, Bitter, and Existential Dread) by Mazz_Nikarian
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2026
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What if the Charlottes tasted Sanji's cooking before the wedding?
Answer: everything gets worse. For Sanji. Specifically for Sanji.
The donuts were supposed to be stress relief. Instead, they became a mating call.
A stress-baking accident turns Sanji into the unofficial eighth wonder of Totto Land. The Charlotte family collectively loses its mind. Sanji just wants a cigarette.
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- Part 4 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
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The Worst Possible Person to Find You Like This by Mazz_Nikarian
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2026
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Things Katakuri expected to deal with today: diplomatic negotiations, security briefings, maybe a minor assassination attempt.
Perospero is having the time of his life. Katakuri is rethinking every life choice that led him here. The chains are sea prism stone.
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Katakuri woke up chained to a bed in black lace lingerie with no memory of how he got there. The only person who found him was Perospero.
He's not sure which is worse: the lingerie, the chains, or the way his brother is looking at him.
OR: Katakuri says "please" for the first time in forty-eight years. Perospero has a religious experience. The chains stay on.
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- Part 5 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
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- English
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- 3,286
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Two people. Same hunger. Different conclusions.
Edward Newgate wants a family. Charlotte Linlin wants one too — she simply hasn't decided yet what that means, or what she's willing to do to keep it.They meet on an island that doesn't have a name worth knowing, before either of them has a name worth fearing. What happens when two people who will become legends find each other before the legends harden around them?
A pre-canon AU. The concrete is wet. Everything is still possible.(Some of those possibilities are terrible. They don't know that yet.)
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- Part 6 of My crack/alternativ universes fics
- Language:
- English
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- 3,580
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