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Hermpires and Scott - Admin group
10:57PM
Grian joined the group
<Fwip> uhh
<Xisuma> How are you here?
<Grian> hi
Grian changed Xisuma's name to SLEEP IDIOT
<Scott> lmao
<Grian> my work here is done
<Fwip> …
<SLEEP IDIOT> ... I can't change it back
<SLEEP IDIOT> grian
<SLEEP IDIOT> GRIAN CHANGE IT BACK
<SLEEP IDIOT> DONT IGNOR ME I AM YUR ADMIN
<SLEEP IDIOT> I DEMAN TO NO HOW YOU GOT N HERE AND DEOPPPED ME
<Scott> fair point, but this is just funny.
<Scott> you DO need sleep. It's 11pm, and I know you got no sleep yesterday cause doc decided midnight a great time to create an anti gravity machine that turned pearl upside down
<SLEEP IDIOT> I feel ganged up on
<Grian> you are :3
Fwip changed SLEEP IDIOT's name to Suma(needs sleep)
<Suma(needs sleep)> At least someone’s on my side
<Suma(needs sleep)> wAIT NO
<Scott> XD
<Fwip> That's better
3:39AM
<Grian> dam i thought more talking would be goin on here, whats the point of eavesdropping if they dont talk
<Fwip> you what
<Suma(needs sleep)> but HOW?!?!!!!!;.?!!??!?!??
<Scott> X crashout
<Grian> Hax
<Grian> ..no for real I hacked in
<Suma(needs sleep)> WHAT
<Scott> g I didnt know you coded
<Grian> there are a lot of things about me you don't know
<Scott> dont pretend you hadnt been thinking of that comeback for a while now. youre not actually that cool
<Grian> Aww don't ruin my momenttt
11:27AM
<Scott> might need help with running the next mcc if one of you is ok to not participate
<Grian> dw i can do it
<Scott> but your not an admin?
<Suma(needs sleep)> You're*
<Grian> i am tho?
<Scott> …
<Scott> …huh
<Scott> suprised x isn't crashing out right now
<Fwip> I'm next to him, he is, he just fainted
<Scott> Ah.
<Scott> yeah sure g you can help
<Grian> Yay!
<Grian> Also..
Grian changed Scott’s name to Bluegay
<Grian> thought this up a while ago
<Bluegay> you know I dont hate it
<Bluegay> BUT
<Bluegay> This means I get to change yours too right?
<Grian> fffine
<Grian> Something insulting you get deopped tho
<Bluegay> yessir
Bluegay changed Grian’s name to Parasite
<Bluegay> like cause youre not whitelisted?
<Parasite> Try again
<Bluegay> Awww but I like it
<Parasite> You are treading on thin ice here
<Bluegay> have you ever been told you are terrifying when you have power?
<Parasite> Change it.
<Bluegay> Fine
Bluegay changed Parasite’s name to Grain
<Grain> You changed it back?
<Bluegay> uhh sure yeah, I mean you said no to my only idea
<Grain> ok…
1:50PM
<Fwip> He doesn't know?
<Bluegay> shhh, its funnier this way
<Grain> YOU!
<Fwip> Oh void.
<Grain> Your name hasn't been changed yet!
<Fwip> Pls dont-
<Grain> Hmmmmmm what should your name be?
<Bluegay> Let me change it I have an idea!
<Grain> Ooh go ahead
Bluegay changed Fwip’s name to Touch Grass
<Grain> PERFECT LOL
<Touch Grass> I am offended
<Bluegay> Its true tho
<Suma(needs sleep)> the nether has happened the one time I actually get sleep
<Touch Grass> FALLING UNCONSCIOUS FOR AN HOUR DOESN'T COUNT AS SLEEPING
<Suma(needs sleep)> But that's literally the definition of sleeping..?
<Touch Grass> YOU KNOW WHAT I EAN
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Dumb ways to die (death game edition)
5:07PM
<Cleo> GGs Martyn, that win was definitely deserved
<Martyn> Thank you, although of course the square hole was the real winner
<Grian> cleo youre only saying that cause he was your teammate
<Pearl> What you did to Gem wasn't very teammate-like, you can't say anything
<Grian> oh come on! How was i supposed to know Martyn water bucket clutched? On dripstone!
<Grian> You didn't even make it into the finale. Timmy did better than you!
<Joel> I mean, *I* was rooting for jim
<Scott> Hey! You all know we can't control what happens when emotions are heightened!
<Scott> However, I was undeniably still the coolest and best
<Martyn> you couldn't even win two actual serieses, unlike moi!
<Cleo> Am I a joke to you?
<Joel> You *did* win a joke series
<Grian> you kinda served that one on a platter lol
<Grian> Anyways, watchers update?
<Martyn> Aside from the obvious like the changing symbol or whatever tf that secret society was
<Martyn> theyre angry at my win, but they haven't fully inserted themselves since secret life. In fact, the secret keeper was the last big interference theyve done, but you should ask scar if you want more detail cause I dont know much abt it
<Martyn> ..Scar?
<Grian> Where is Scar?
<Cleo> Gimme a sec I'll try to call him
<Cleo> … he's not answering
<Grian> …
<Grian> Please don't say he's in the godsdamn flower field again.
<Pearl> He may be in the godsdamn sunflower field again
<Grian> Finee, I'll brb
<Joel> Why the nether does he end up there every time?
<Scott> dunno, but listen I have an idea to mess with g while he's gone
<Joel> Just because mumbo ‘fixed’ our rivalry doesn't mean we are buddy buddy all of a sudden
<Scott> Gonna take that as an agreement to stay quiet, but basically in the old hermpires admin gc we made to help with the crossover that we still use for convenience that Grian hacked into I changed his name to Grain and he didn't notice, and I wanna do it on this too
<Martyn> lol im in
<Joel> I'm sorry he WHAT
<Pearl> surprised he didn't do it earlier
<Scott> Keep up Joel, so I expect you all to stay quiet?
<Cleo> Sure should be fun
<Pearl> My lips are sealed
<Joel> We just gonna ignore what Scott said????
<Scott> good good glad you all agree
Scott changed Grian’s name to Grain
<Scott> Now we gotta hide this behind a wall of text and convince g that he shouldn't read back when he comes back
<Joel> Now
<Joel> That
<Joel> I'm
<Joel> Good
<Joel> At
<Joel> But
<Joel> I'm
<Joel> Not
<Joel> Doing
<Joel> This
<Joel> To
<Joel> Help
<Joel> You
<Joel> Scott
<Joel> I'm
<Joel> Only
<Joel> Doing
<Joel> This
<Joel> Because
<Pearl> Ok that's more than enough Joel
<Grain> ok what the I leave for maybe 3 mins and you guys spam the chat, 33 messages, srsly?
<Cleo> don’t worry about it it's entirely joel yelling at scott
<Grain> lol thought so, anyway I got scar back
<Scar> Helo (:
<Cleo> hey
<Martyn> o/
<Pearl> \o
<Scott> :3
<Scar> the shado people didnt wanna let me gooo
<Scott> ..Not even going to try to unpack that one.
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Hermitcraft Server Logs
GoodTimeWithScar joined the game
GoodTimeWithScar suffocated in a wall
<Grian> Rip lol
<GeminiTay> how is that even possible
<cubfan135> never question scar,s capability to accidently die in the most impossible ways
<GoodTimeWithScar> shoot im n the fish tank afain
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<GoodTimeWithScar> does any1 know where my stuf is
<Mumbo> Well, where'd you die?
<GoodTimeWithScar> uh zoo ithinkk
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Mumbo> I'm coming
<GeminiTay> wait how'd you even suffocate in your zoo?
<GoodTimeWithScar> the creepr hole i left in was filled ):
<Docm77> Oof
<GeminiTay> lol I think that was me
<Mumbo> G’s with me and is coming too
<Mumbo> hehehe yeah I am
<impulseSV> ?
<Mumbo> i stole his comm >:D
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Xisuma> anyone gonna… help him out?
<cubfan135> eh hes safe-ish there. Contained.
<cubfan135> put it this way he probably cant make it worse
<Zedaph> He’ll still find a way
<GoodTimeWithScar> hey ican sti
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Mumbo> XD
<Smallishbeans> LMAOOO
<Etho> Mid-sentence death! Thats a first!
Etho fell off a ladder
<Skizzleman> Pfffft I watched that
<Grian> Aww he got it back
<Mumbo> HAH
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
Docm77 blew up
<Zedaph> Oop
<Skizzleman> What did he do now
<PearlescentMoon> surely two days ago was enough for you
<PearlescentMoon> x had to reload the chunks multiple times to fix the gravity
<Grian> huh.
<Xisuma> Yeah, please don't do that again. I'm begging you
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Docm77> I swear that wasn't meant to happen!
<Mumbo> Guys…
<Smallishbeans> sureeee
<Docm77> Not the first time at least!
<Docm77> I just kindaa took advantage of the glitch I found
<Smallishbeans> Why am I even surprised anymore
<Zedaph> Yup. This is all normal stuff. Happens every day.
<Skizzleman> i'm learning that rather quickly
<Mumbo> We might have a problemmmm
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Xisuma> Doc! You've got to tell me those things!
<Docm77> But what if it's for da lols?
<Xisuma> no.
<Docm77> Aww
<Grian> EVERYONE
<Tango> He's still going to do it anyway
<Renthedog> Yeah G man?
<Grian> can you like, get everyone's attention pls, it's important
<Docm77> Probably
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Renthedog> Right. CAN YALL BE QUIET OR ELSW I WILL HOST A SLEEPOVER AND IF YOU DONT SLEEP ILL BE SAD!
<GeminiTay> Oop-
<Etho> not the ren guilt trip!
<Xisuma> wait no
<Renthedog> Ahem. Grian wishes to speak.
<Grian> So uhh, I dont know how to explain it, but uhhh mumbo help
<Mumbo> Theres a huge… rift thing, right where scar died
<Xisuma> That's strange..
<ZombieCleo> Oh gods when X says that u know it's bad
GoodTimeWithScar drowned
<Mumbo> G no don't touch it
<Grian> but it's shiny and sparkly :(
<Mumbo> nO!
Grian left the game
<Docm77> He touched it?
<Mumbo> yup.
GoodTimeWithScar drowned