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SHELTER
In the Shelter, the entire roaring group were all in there. Kris was on the couch with Eram, playing a pirated copy of Mario Kart from some sketchy website. (Definitely not a reference to Pirate Gaster). DEVICE_FRIEND sat on the top of the couch, snoring quietly.
Kris had lost to Eram due to them slipping on a turtle shell (I don't know shit about Mario Kart).
Kris: " GOD!! You're actually cheating at this bro. "
Eram: "Heh, you're cheeks, call me daddy cuz I own you"
The Big G: "✌︎●︎❒︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎📪︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ●︎♏︎♋︎❖︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♋︎♌︎□︎◆︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ♎︎♋︎⍓︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎ ♒︎♋︎●︎♐︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ☝︎ ⧫︎□︎ ◻︎♋︎⍓︎ □︎♐︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♑︎□︎♎︎♎︎♋︎❍︎■︎ ❄︎✞︎📬︎ ☼︎♏︎❍︎♏︎❍︎♌︎♏︎❒︎📪︎ ♎︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♌︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎ ♓︎■︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎📬︎ ☠︎□︎ ◻︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎📪︎ ■︎□︎ ♐︎◆︎■︎📪︎ ■︎□︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎📬︎ (Alright, you two, I'm leaving for about a day and a half to get that G to pay off that goddamn TV. Remember, don't bring ANYONE in here. No parties, no fun, no NOTHING.)"
Gaster's voiced echoed behind the couch, as he grabbed his signature pirate hat. It was his emotional support hat, because he was a larper. Kris leaned back on the couch, raising their arms to the air with a double thumbs-up.
Eram: "You've got it, boss!"
Kris: "Don't worry, we're like, the most trustworthy people EVER in all of Hometown."
As The Big Gaster swung the doors to be met by blinding sunlight of Hometown, he left without saying another word. The doors slammed shut behind him. As the ringing 'thud' of the doors came which confirmed the big G left, December approached Kris and Eram.
December: "Hey, do you chud muffins want to bring everyone from Hometown into the shelter?"
Eram & Kris: "yes"
After a lot of convincing and lying
After a lot of convincing and lying to the people of Hometown to hang out in the ominous depths of the Shelter, they all finally got into the Shelter one by one.
Kris was away, making chocolate milk in the kitchen. The SOUL was walking around and interacting with every single atom around the Shelter imaginable. Berdly was being punched by Kris while being held down by their other arm, which was also, choking him at the same time. Snowy and Monster Kid were talking about bullshit. For some reason, Jockington and the Roaring Knight were actually interacting with each other for some reason.
Snowy: "Look, I understand why we have a human history month, but why not a monster history month too??"
Monster Kid: "I guess dude??"
Susie was sitting on the couch with Noelle, watching the horror compilation on Noelle's phone while gossiping about something.
Susie: "And then I said-"
Susie: "Hold on. Is that the..the ROARING KNIGHT??"
Susie abruptly turned her head to face the Knight, who seemed harmless. It was casually hanging out with a bunch of lightners like it didn't almost murder three teenagers and kidnap an officer. Noelle looked up, confused, as she had never met the Knight. Susie got up as fast as monsterly (would have put humanly, but you get it) possible. She suddenly charged towards it, before jumping into the air and directing a punch towards its face.
The Knight recoiled from the impact of the punch, the cup of juice falling out of their hand. It didn't have time to react, and by Susie's pure determination, The Knight had fell to the floor.
* SUSIE WON!
* SUSIE got 1225 EXP and 324 D$.
Susie posed on The Knight's corpse. Her expression contrasted with everyone else's expressions. They didn't know what and who The Knight was, and they just thought it was a regular weird monster. Kris seemed to be the most horrified. The doors swung open, revealing Gaster wearing his emotional support pirate hat.
The Big G: "😐︎☼︎✋︎💧︎📬︎ ✋︎ ❄︎⚐︎☹︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ✋︎☠︎✞︎✋︎❄︎☜︎ ☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎👌︎⚐︎👎︎✡︎📬︎ 🕈︎☜︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ ☹︎☜︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ☠︎⚐︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎☜︎💧︎📬︎ (KRIS. I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE EVERYBODY. WE MUST LEAVE NO WITNESSES.)"
Everybody turned into monochrome copies of themselves in an instant.