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@MLHHockeyNews ✔️BREAKING: Several NHL players’ phones have been hacked. Leaked photos and videos have started to appear on various accounts. Updates will come as we receive them.
@EvanMutchler21 Holy shit, is anyone seeing these leaks? Is it bad that I am looking
@EvaLindbar Dude, that’s someone’s private stuff. Don’t fucking look at that
@ShaydenDefenseLawyer Wow, Hayden has so many photos of his kids. I haven’t found the ones of him and Shane yet, but trust that I will
@SamBrooklyn I really feel like we shouldn’t be looking at this stuff
@ShaydenDefenseLawyer It’s going to be all over my timeline anyway
@SamBrooklyn Just feels wrong to actively search for it
@ShaydenDefenseLawyer you’re way overthinking this dude
@MLHHockeyNews ✔️BREAKING: More players are now involved. The people affected include players from every division and almost every team, as well as a handful of coaches. Stay tuned for more updates.
@GuardiansGirl71 Dude, some of these photos are crazy. Don’t think I’m not noticing the pictures of Johnson and Mitchell with women who are definitely not their wives…
@JessicaHansen For real, some of these photos are disgusting. I literally hate men
@Shanesleftbicep I’m so mad Shane Hollander wasn’t hacked
@MetrosDiva What a peculiar thing to say
@Shanesleftbicep Come on, like you wouldn’t have killed to get a little domestic Shane pic
@MetrosDiva I think I’ll live without violating our captain’s privacy tf
@RozanovsGirlfriend Anyone else curious about the locked folder on Ilya Rozanov’s account?
@RaidersFan81 Dude, leave it alone. I’m serious
@RozanovsGirlfriend But it’s for sure dick pics, right?
@RozanovsGirlfriend I fear I need to see the dick pics
@RozanovsGirlfriend Oh my god, someone unlocked the folder. Soldiers, I’m going in 🫡
@RozanovsGirlfriend HOLY SHIT
@RozanovsGirlfriend Holy shit, is anyone else seeing this????
@Jack_Sherer Seeing what? Rozanov’s massive dick? I don’t want to see all of that
@Jack_Sherer Fuck. Is this real?
@SamBrooklyn What?? What is it, a sex tape? Not surprised with Rozanov really
@Shanesleftbicep No fucking way
@EvanMutchler21 This is fucking disgusting
@EvaLindbar I’m gonna need you to shut the fuck up
@Shanesleftbicep Holy shit, there’s so many of them
@MetrosDiva Oh my god
Video one — December 2013, Montreal
Video begins with a shot of Ilya Rozanov lying down on a bed. The sheets are crumpled around him.
“Mm, I rate 7 out of 10. Very hot. Very sexy. Did not even need to touch his dick, he came so—”
“Rozanov.”
“Yes, Hollander?”
“What the fuck are you doing?”
Shane Hollander enters the frame, leaning onto the bed to look at the phone. He shoots Ilya a furious look.
“Are you taking a fucking video right now?”
“Yes, I rate our sex.”
“What the fuck!”
“Is like your Goodreads! You say you like to rate the books. You leave reviews. I do same. I leave reviews.”
“That isn’t even close to the same thing! Holy shit, Rozanov, this is so fucking stupid. What if someone fucking sees this? I can’t believe you would—”
Ilya sets the phone down to hold Shane’s face. Both are slightly out of frame.
“Hollander, you are having panic attack. Breathe.”
There is silence, but the sound of two people breathing at the same time is audible.
“Okay?”
“Okay.”
“You are good now?”
“Yes. I’m good. I still think it’s fucking stupid.”
“Is not stupid Hollander. Is science. Must record for posterity.”
“Where the fuck did you learn the word ‘posterity’?”
“From your boring dad.”
“You’ve never even met my dad.”
“Is what you think.”
Ilya wags his eyebrows suggestively. Shane slaps his arm playfully.
“You’re such an asshole…what did you rate it anyway?”
“7 out of 10.”
“A fucking 7? That’s such bullshit Rozanov. See if I ever sleep with you again, for fuck’s sa—”
“Is just for now, Hollander. Would not want to—how to say—peak early. Room to grow.”
“Room to fucking grow? What could I have done better?”
Ilya smirks at the camera before looking back at Shane.
“Guess you’ll have to find out.”
Shane audibly gulps, and the two of them stare at each other for a long moment.
“Alright, that’s enough of your fucking sex review.”
Shane leans toward the camera, and Ilya tries to pull it away from him.
“Wait, no, I have more to say! Shane Hollander’s dick is—”
Video ends.
Video two — June 2014, Las Vegas
The camera turns on, and Shane’s face fills the screen. He is shifting awkwardly and looking to his right.
“I’d uh—I would give it like an 8 out of 10. I think…”
He drifts off, still looking nervously to his right.
“I think it was obviously pretty hot and uh…well…it was kind of fun to show off a bit. Could have done without the showboating but—”
“What are you doing, Hollander?”
Shane looks to his right at someone off-camera.
“I am leaving a review. You said you wanted to do reviews, and you haven’t done one yet, so now I have to.”
“Hollander, I am not in mood.”
“Oh. Okay.”
Picture tilts up towards the ceiling so that only the top of Shane’s head is in the frame. There is a long silence.
“Why 8 out of 10?”
“What?”
“You say 8 out of 10. Why?”
“Oh. Well…”
“Well what?”
“It’s just…”
“Oh my god, Hollander, just speak.”
“We just didn’t kiss.”
Another long silence. Suddenly, the phone falls to the ground. In the background, there is an audible rustle of sheets and the sound of kissing. Someone lets out a little moan.
“Is better now?”
“Mm, maybe.”
“Maybe?”
“Could be better.”
“You want more Hollander?”
“Mm.”
“So greedy.”
The kissing sounds begin again. After a while, the phone gets picked up again, and Ilya’s face fills the screen.
“Now is 10 out of 10.”
He turns the screen around so that Shane’s face is shown, his lips much more red and swollen than before.
“Yes? Is 10 now?”
“Possibly.”
Shane smirks and giggles slightly.
Video ends.
Video three — November 2014, Boston
“Hello camera. Is me, Ilya Rozanov. I am here again to give you the info. Give you the gossip. Was okay. Give a 6 out of 10. Hollander will not let me fuck him so cannot go higher. Says will mess up his game.”
The camera turns to face Shane, who has a hotel phone to his ear and flips off the camera as he talks.
“He is ordering me a burger to try to raise his score. Will not work. Only cake will work.”
Shane frowns and covers the phone with a hand.
“You want cake? I thought you said the burger.”
“Mm, yes. Want your cake Hollander. Need so bad. You are so cruel to keep from me.”
“Oh my god, you are so stupid I can’t—”
Shane uncovers the phone and continues to give his order.
Ilya zooms in on Shane’s face.
“Look at him, camera. He is so pretty, I cannot resist. Is so mean of him to meet me before game. Will be so distracted.”
Shane hangs up the phone and gives the camera a look.
“Yes, you’ve uncovered my whole plan. Step one: fuck Boston’s captain. Step two: never let him touch me again. Step three: win every—”
Ilya tackles him, pinning him against the bed and holding the camera up to his face. Shane is laughing and trying to push him off.
“See! He is so mean to me! Everyone says I am asshole, but is not true. Hollander is an asshole.”
“You wish you had this asshole.”
Hollander raises an eyebrow and looks up with a proud expression.
“Oh, he is funny now? And people say you are boring.”
Shane frowns.
“Who says that?”
“Me.”
Shane laughs. There's a knock at the door.
“Fuck you. I think our food is here.”
“Mm, no. My food is right here.”
Shane groans and shoves the camera away.
“Come on, get off me. I need to go get—”
Video ends.
Video four — October 2015, Boston
Video begins. The camera is shaking and is being held slightly lower than normal.
“Shhh. Must be very quiet. Come with me.”
The camera moves along a hallway. A hand reaches up and grabs at a door handle. The door opens to reveal a steamy bathroom. Someone is singing off-key in the background.
“Hmmmm but I don’t fall. I am titah ah um. Ricochet, you hmm hmm hmm. I am titanium.”
Someone giggles behind the phone. The phone zooms in on the upper half of a naked Shane Hollander in the shower. He’s rubbing soap into his hair, facing away from the camera.
“You shoot me down, but I don’t fall. I am—AH! WHAT THE FUCK ROZANOV!”
Ilya bursts out laughing behind the camera and sprints away. A very wet Shane Hollander, now wrapped in a towel, can be seen chasing him. Ilya and the phone suddenly fall to the ground as Shane tackles them. Ilya is screaming and singing.
“You shoot me down, but I won’t—”
Shane shoves a hand over Ilya’s face, using the other one to reach for the phone.
“I can’t believe you did that. I’m literally going to kill you. You’re dead Roz—”
Video ends.
Video five — November 2015, Montreal
Video begins with a smirking Shane on screen. He flips the camera around to reveal a sleeping Ilya Rozanov.
“Payback bitch.”
The camera zooms in on Ilya’s face. He is drooling onto the pillow and snoring loudly.
“Let it be known that Ilya Rozanov is the loudest snorer I have ever met.”
An uncapped Sharpie enters the screen. A hand slowly starts to draw on Ilya’s face. Ilya twitches but does not wake up.
The hand moves away to reveal its handiwork. A large ‘Go Metros’ has been written across Ilya’s forehead.
Shane turns the camera around and smirks at it before leaning over to give Ilya’s forehead a kiss.
Video ends.
Video six — January 2016, Boston
Video opens on an unamused Ilya.
“Two out of ten.”
Someone off-screen lets out an offended gasp.
“FUCKING TWO?”
“Yes. One for each point Metros win by.”
“Oh my god, you’re such a sore loser—”
Video ends.
Video seven — March 2016, Montreal
A sleeping Shane Hollander fills the screen. His face is completely relaxed, and he is facing upwards.
“Camera. You must know that Hollander sleeps like crazy person. He sleep on his back completely straight. Look.”
Camera pans down to reveal the rest of Shane’s body.
“Looks like he is dead. Is true, camera. I kill him…with my dick.”
Camera zooms in on Shane’s face.
Ilya begins whispering.
“Look at the freckles. They are so pretty.”
Camera is completely zoomed in on Shane’s cheeks, panning slowly over them.
“I think I love the freckles.”
Video eight — October 2016, Montreal
Video begins, and Shane is breathing hard, his eyes slightly misty.
“10 out of 10. I don’t fucking care. Oh my god, that was—”
“Hollander, are you seriously recording right now?”
Shane is still panting hard. Heavy breathing can also be heard off-camera.
“I don’t care. Holy shit, Rozanov. That was so good. Oh my—”
“Camera, your golden boy is very, very dirty. I think he like the handcuffs very—”
“Hey, don’t tell the camera that.”
“You are the one who turned on camera.”
“Doesn’t mean they get to know everything.”
“Is extra data. For science. Now we know what is a 10.”
“I’m not sure the scientific community needs this.”
“You did not go to school. How would you know?”
“Neither did you, asshole.”
“Yes, but is because I am sooo good at hockey. They beg me not to go to school. They beg me to be hockey player.”
“How is that different from me?”
“You have no choice. So bad at school, you must play hockey. Is only option.”
“Oh, come on, I’m going to drop the score to a 9.”
“No, cannot change data. Is bad scientific practice.”
“You’re so fucking strange.”
“You love it.”
“I fucking don’t.”
Video ends
Video nine — November 2016, Boston
Video begins. Someone is in the shower off-screen. Ilya’s face is very close to the screen. He’s whispering.
“Is another 10 out of 10, camera. Hollander is cowboy.”
He winks.
“Is very good cowboy. He rides so well.”
He turns the camera around as Shane walks out of the bathroom in a towel, running a hand through his wet hair.
“Yee haw.”
Video ends
Video ten — December 2016, Boston
Ilya is very visibly drunk. He is in a club, and the music is playing loudly. He puts the camera right next to his mouth.
“Is over, camera. No more reviews. He left me.”
Ilya hiccups. The camera backs up for a moment, and there are obvious tears in his eyes.
“He is dating Rose Landry now. I made mistake. I call him Shane, and he leave.”
His voice breaks.
“I keep watching videos. Shane told me to delete them, but I do not want. He is gone. He cannot tell me what to do.”
Ilya takes another long drink. The camera is shaking slightly. It’s hard to hear what he says next over the music.
“Did not think it would hurt so much. Cannot stop thinking about him.”
Video ends.
Video eleven — January 2017, Boston
Ilya is drunk again, and he’s holding a bottle of vodka against his chest. He is at home on the couch. Ilya is talking to the camera.
“Shane. I miss you.”
He sniffs and wipes a stray tear from his cheek.
“I am sorry. I push too hard.”
He takes a long swig of vodka.
“I do not want to go to All-Stars. Do not want you to talk to me. Do not want you to tell me you are engaged to Rose fucking Landry.”
He wipes another tear away.
“I would marry you if you asked. Do not marry her, Shane. I think it would kill me.”
He takes another drink.
“I will go to All-Stars. Because I am stupid. Because I want to see you. Want to see your freckles. I love your freckles. You should not have let me love your freckles.”
Ilya looks up at the ceiling, blinking hard.
“Will look at freckles when you tell me you marry her.”
Video ends.
Video twelve — January 2017, Tampa
Video shows a smiling Shane Hollander lying on a hotel bed, gazing at the person behind the camera.
“So? What’s it this time?”
“What is what?”
“What’s my score?”
“Mm, I do not know.”
“What! No, come on, tell me.”
“Bossy, bossy. You like giving orders, Captain?”
“You can’t keep calling me Captain. It’s just for All-Stars.”
“But I like it so much.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes, Captain.”
Shane blushes and buries his face into the bed, laughing. He lets his head fall to the side so he’s looking at Ilya again.
“So you’re not going to rate it?”
“No. Is not rateable. Is too good.”
Shane gives the camera a soft smile.
“Too much, too good?”
“Yes, exactly.”
“Mm. Can’t believe you’re depriving the world of that kind of information.”
“Do not want the world to know.”
“No?”
“No. Is all mine.”
Shane lets out a pleased hum. He reaches out to grab the camera and turns it around to show them both side by side. Both are smiling.
Shane kisses Ilya on the cheek, and Ilya turns to him and smiles.
“Yours?”
“Yes. Mine.”
“Okay.”
Video ends.
Video thirteen — April 2017, Montreal
Shane is lying down on a hospital bed. He is giving the camera a wide smile, and his eyes are half open.
“Heeeeyyy! Heeeeyy camera!”
“Shane, how did you get that?”
“I would give Ilya a 100 out of 10. He is soooo pretty. His curls are—”
“Shane, really. Was in my pocket. How did you—”
“His curls bounce. I really like the bounce.”
“Wow, okay—”
“His accent is so hot. I want him to whisper in my ear when he—”
“Shane. Maybe stop talking, okay.”
Shane gives someone off-camera a dopey smile, his head rolling to the side.
“Okay. If you say so.”
“I say so.”
Shane moves one hand from the camera out to the side.
“Can you hold my hand again?”
“...Okay.”
There is a long silence. A hand reaches towards Shane and starts stroking his hair. Shane leans into the touch.
“I really want you to come to my cottage.”
“I know. You say this.”
“Mm, but I really, really want it.”
“I know Shane. I say maybe.”
“Maybe?”
“Yes, maybe.”
“Okay. Maybe.”
Shane giggles.
Video ends.
Video fourteen — July 2017, Somewhere outside Ottawa
The camera is facing towards a TV.
“See! I win! Here is proof, camera.”
“You literally cheated the entire time.”
“Cannot cheat at video game, Shane. I am better. Best hockey player ever.”
“It’s not even hockey! It’s a fucking video game.”
“A video game that I win.”
“Barely. Barely!”
“So you admit it.”
“I admit nothing.”
The camera falls to the floor as Ilya tackles Shane, both of them laughing.
“Say it!”
“Never!”
Ilya rests his body on top of Shane’s, holding him down.
“Shane.”
“Ilya.”
Ilya reaches down to grab the camera and zooms in on Shane’s face. Shane isn’t looking at the camera at all. His face is staring lovingly at the person behind it.
“I am best hockey player.”
“Mm.”
“Say it.”
“I’d rather die.”
“I hate you.”
Shane smiles.
“No, you don’t.”
There is a long pause.
“No. I don’t.”
Video ends.
Video fifteen — July 2017, Somewhere outside Ottawa
Shane is in a kitchen. He is frowning as he looks over a pot, tossing in more salt.
“He cooks for me, camera. He wants to feed me.”
Shane opens another cabinet, grabbing another bottle of seasoning and adding it to the pot. His hair is sticking up in weird directions, and the glasses he is wearing are fogged up from the steam. He glances at the recipe next to him.
“He is so beautiful. Want to keep to myself but cannot. Have to show you how beautiful he is.”
Shane glances over at him, frowning.
“Are you going to help me, or are you just going to watch?”
Camera shifts as Ilya gets up and moves into the kitchen. Ilya gives Shane a little kiss on the cheek, and Shane blushes.
“Will help. What do you need, moya lyublov?”
Video ends.
Video sixteen — July 2017, Somewhere outside Ottawa
Camera pans over a lake. The sun is rising slowly, and the water is reflecting the pink and orange hues. A bird calls in the background.
The video holds on the lake for a long time.
Video ends.
Video seventeen — July 2017, Somewhere outside Ottawa
Shane and Ilya are both lying on a bed. Their bare chests are visible. Neither of them is looking at the phone.
“Ya.”
“Ya.”
“Tebya.”
“Tebya.”
“Lyublyu.”
“Lublu.”
“Eh, no. Lyublyu.”
“Lyublyu.”
“Yes, close. Now all together. Ya tebya lyublyu.”
“Ya tebya lyublyu.”
“Yes, almost. One more time. Ya tebya lyublyu.”
“Ya tebya lyublyu.”
Ilya smiles widely and gives Shane a long kiss. He pulls away, still looking at him.
“Ya tozhe tebya lyublyu.”
Video ends.
Video eighteen — October 2018, Montreal
Video opens on Shane’s face. He looks a little disgusted.
“Well, Ilya. A promise is a fucking promise, I guess.”
He backs away from the camera, letting it show his whole body. Shane is wearing a Boston Raiders jersey and a pair of boxers that are barely visible beneath it. He turns around to show off the Rozanov name on the back.
Shane sighs and crowds the camera again.
“This is so fucking stupid. I hope you’re happy. If anyone sees that, I’ll kill you.”
He pauses for a moment, thinking, before deciding to blow the camera kiss.
“I miss you so much. Long distance sucks. I love you. Call me later.”
Video ends.
Video nineteen — November 2018, Montreal
The camera focuses on Ilya and the faces of two small girls.
“Okay, girls. You know plan. Ready?”
“Ready!”
“Okay, go go go.”
He pushes the girls forward. They giggle and start running across the house, Ilya following them from a distance, holding the camera low.
Hayden Pike can be seen in the kitchen. He glances up at the two running girls.
“Daddy! Daaaaaddy!”
“DAD! DAAAAD!”
“Jesus. What? What’s going on?”
“Arthur did something?”
“Shi—I mean, shoot. What did Arthur do? Did he spill something again?”
“No, he found Uncle Ilya’s lighter.”
“Wait, wait. What? What do you—”
“The trashcan is on fire.”
“HOLY SHIT.”
Hayden drops the towel he is holding and books it towards the stairs. Ilya follows him from a distance, trying not to laugh.
“ARTHUR NO!”
Hayden trips and falls, smacking hard against the stairs. Ilya, Ruby, and Jade all burst out laughing. The camera is shaking violently.
Hayden looks behind him in confusion and sees Ilya with the camera.
“Oh my fucking—are you fucking kidding me, Rozanov! What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Laaaanguage, Pike. Language.”
The laughing intensifies, and Hayden groans, slowly standing up from the stairs.
Video ends.
@Shanesleftbicep
HE CALMED SHANE DOWN FROM A PANIC ATTACK BEFORE THEY WENT BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT THE SCORE???
WHAT IS THIS???
@BostonFaithful
Literally what am I watching right now
@RaidersNation81
Wait.
There are timestamps on these.
THESE SPAN FIVE YEARS.
@MetrosDiva
I came here expecting leaked nudes and somehow ended up emotionally invested in an enemies-to-lovers plot?
@PuckTalkPodcast
Can we all agree that "We just didn't kiss." is maybe the craziest sentence to come out of this entire leak?
@HockeyGirl94
IT WASN'T EVEN THE SEX. HE JUST WANTED MORE KISSING.
@RaidersNation81
The "I think I love the freckles." video absolutely destroyed me.
@Shanesleftbicep
WHY DOES HE KEEP FILMING SHANE ASLEEP
@NinaWrites
because he's in love???
@NHLMemes
"No, cannot change data. Is bad scientific practice."
New reaction image just dropped.
@ProfessorOfStats
As a statistician, I appreciate Rozanov's commitment to methodological consistency.
@FrecklesDefenseLeague
"Want to see your freckles."
I am suing everyone involved.
@BostonFaithful
Not Ilya saying he’d marry Shane. I’m literally sobbing at 10 am
@RozysCowboy
"Is cowboy."
I know exactly what that means and I wish I didn't.
@EvanMutchler21
I watched these expecting sex tapes.
I watched nineteen videos.
I cried four separate times.
@SportsNetInsider
This has somehow become less of a hacking story and more of a documentary about two people falling in love.
@GuardiansGirl71
The way the reviews slowly stop mattering...
@PuckAndPoetry
Video 1:
"7 out of 10."
Video 12:
"No. Is not rateable. Is too good."
I'm sick.
@SleepyGoalie
He literally kissed him on the forehead after writing GO METROS across his face. Oh! Okay! Im going to be very chill about this
@CoffeeAndHockey
THE HOSPITAL VIDEO???
"Can you hold my hand again?"
I'm logging off.
@ShaneDefenseSquad
Drugged Shane:
"I want you to come to my cottage."
Peak romance actually.
@SarahWrites
The lake video is the saddest one.
@GuardiansFan22
Nothing sad even happens?
@SarahWrites
Exactly.
@ShaneHollandersGirlfriend
Gonna need every angle of Shane Hollander in Rozanov’s jersey…for science
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
No. Does not need peer review
@CaptainClutch
The "Goodreads for sex" explanation somehow becomes LESS insane the more videos you watch.
@HockeyHistory
Imagine being the hacker thinking you found blackmail and accidentally releasing the cutest relationship archive ever recorded.
@MLHHockeyNews ✔️
UPDATE: Several of the leaked videos featuring Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have now exceeded ten million views across multiple platforms.
@BradWilcox
This is horrible. I can’t believe any of you are supporting this. They probably threw games for each other. Fucking disgusting
@ShaneDefenseSquad
Fuck off Brad, they literally play better against each other. Look at literally any statistics
@BradWilcox
Oh and I’m just supposed to believe the statistics?
@ShaneDefenseSquad
To quote my good friend Ilya Rozanov (words I never thought I would say):
Is science
@TaylorSwiftEra13
I don't even watch hockey.
Who the fuck is Hollander.
Why do I care about his freckles.
@BookwormEmily
As someone who actually uses Goodreads, I have never felt so represented.
@SportsPhotoGuy
I checked my archives.
There are hundreds of photos where Rozanov is looking at Hollander when he thinks nobody is watching.
How did we miss this?
@MLH_Official ✔️
Shane Hollander (Montreal Metros) and Ilya Rozanov (Boston Raiders) have been suspended indefinitely pending investigation
@SleepyGoalie
What investigation??? Your honors, they’re in love WTF?
@FrecklesDefenseLeague
Aw hell no, what is actually wrong with the NHL #CrowellIsOverParty
@SportsNetInsider
And yet Dallas Kent is still playing? After his photos basically confirmed all of the assault allegations? Interesting.
@BostonRaiders ✔️
We are disappointed with the league’s response to the phone leaks. We stand behind our Captain Ilya Rozanov and congratulate him on his relationship. We encourage the league to rethink the suspension. #RaidersStrong #LetsGoRaiders
@MetrosDiva
Nothing from the Metros…#noticing
@PuckTalkPodcast
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander play better when against each other. See the attached link for my full write-up and replication file #IsScience #CrowellIsOverParty
@HockeyGirl94
They’ve been together the entire time. THE ENTIRE TIME. #LetThemPlay
@HockeyGirl94
Their playing didn’t change when they started dating because THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER THE ENTIRE TIME #LetThemPlay
@RoseLandryStan
Tough time to be a Rose Landry fan…
@CaptainClutch
Bitch, ain't no one thinking about Rose Landry right now
@RoseLandryStan
Ilya Rozanov certainly was
@HaydenPike ✔️
I am disgusted by the league's reaction. I have played with Shane Hollander for years, and not once has he ever not played his hardest. He has put his heart and soul into this team and this league. The fact that this is even in question is blatant discrimination. #LetThemPlay #CrowellIsOverParty
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Wow Pike. Did you write yourself? Very impressive
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
You are now fourteenth best Metro
@HaydenPike ✔️
Fuck you
@HaydenPike ✔️
Does your boyfriend know you have your phone back?
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Yes of course. Would never lie to him
@HaydenPike ✔️
Great. So if I texted him right now…
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
DO NOT TEXT SHANE. Will set fire to your house for real
@HaydenPike ✔️
That’s what I thought
@PuckAndPoetry
"I think I love the freckles."
"Want to see your freckles."
"Should not have let me love your freckles."
Please explain yourself.
#LetThemPlay #CrowellIsOverParty
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Have you seen them? They are very good freckles. Is science
@PuckAndPoetry
ILYA ROZANOV???
@PuckAndPoetry
Well played.
@RoseLandry ✔️
I am extremely disappointed in the MLH. There is nothing wrong or illegal about two hockey players dating each other. Pretending this is about competitive integrity is disgusting. Do better. #LetThemPlay #CrowellIsOverParty
Also, my apologies to @IlyaRozanov81. I would not have taken your man if I had known.
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Is okay. Thank you for telling him he is gay
@ShaneDefenseSquad
I’m sorry. WHAT
@FrecklesDefenseLeague
Didn’t Shane start dating Rose YEARS after he started hooking up with Rozanov?? And he didn’t know???
@BostonFaithful
What even is today…I need to go lie down
@ShaneHollander_Official ✔️
Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn't ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for a while. We wish we could have told you in our own way.
@ShaneHollander_Official ✔️
We know that our relationship will be difficult for a lot of people to accept and understand. We have never let our personal relationship interfere with our competitiveness on the ice, and we believe our career achievements show that very clearly. We've always kept personal and professional separate, and we hope our teams, our fans, and the league can do the same.
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Hoes mad I pull hottest man in league
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Hoes mad they cannot have him
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Hoes trying to bench me. Cannot hold me back
@ShaneHollander_Official ✔️
Ilya.
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@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn't ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for a while. We wish we could have told you in our own way.
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
We know that our relationship will be difficult for a lot of people to accept and understand. We have never let our personal relationship interfere with our competitiveness on the ice, and we believe our career achievements show that very clearly. We've always kept personal and professional separate, and we hope our teams, our fans, and the league can do the same.
@ShaneHollander_Official ✔️
Better
@RozysCowboy
Walk him like a dog
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Woof.
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Shane has put phone away. So now I say to you all
Sex after leak: 10/10
Sex before hockey suspension: 10/10
Sex after hockey suspension: 10/10
Sex after twitter post: 10/10
Everybody want to know what I'd do if I didn't win... I guess we'll never know.
@PuckAndPoetry
SIR
@FrecklesDefenseLeague
Wow, Shane’s going to kill him, isn’t he
@ShaneDefenseSquad
Can’t believe my new favorite couple is going to break up
@RozysCowboy
They’re not breaking up????
@ShaneDefenseSquad
Well they’re not going to be able to date when Rozanov is dead
@RozysCowboy
Touche
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@RozysCowboy
Damn he got him
@FrecklesDefenseLeague
RIP Ilya Rozanov. Died doing what he loved
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
*doing who he loved
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
@ShaneHollander_Official 10/10
@ShaneHollander_Official ✔️
I’m burning your phone
@IlyaRozanov81 ✔️
Worth it.