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1. Ron Weasley is (almost) a Vampire by Expecto___Patronum

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Ron Weasley/Other(s)
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Severus Snape
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Vampire Ron Weasley
   • Powerful Ron Weasley
   • No Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Smart Ron Weasley
   • BAMF Ron Weasley
   • Jealous Hermione Granger
   • Morally Grey Hermione Granger
   • Dark Ron Weasley
   • Possessive Hermione Granger
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Endgame Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Dark Comedy
   • Hogwarts Sixth Year
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Ron Weasley-centric
   • Good Friend Neville Longbottom
   • Sassy Pansy Parkinson
   • Mentor Severus Snape

   Summary

   This is a little Crack, but treated very, very seriously.

   Ron gets bitten and (almost) gets turned into a vampire.

   He has a larger role to play in the war, and he'll be taking that very seriously (almost always... well...)

   Hermione gets a bit unhinged and possessive... but all in good fun (mostly in good fun)

   Language:

   English

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