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1. Another Goddamn Tuesday Night by StarEater_04

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Deathstroke/Slade Wilson & Bruce Wayne (one-sided attraction
   • unrequited)
   • Bruce Wayne/Slade Wilson
   • Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake
   • Damian Wayne
   • Slade Wilson
   • Alfred Pennyworth (mentioned) - Character
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Fic
   • Humor
   • Psychological Humor
   • Mind Reading
   • Telepathy
   • Batfamily Shenanigans
   • batfamily dynamics
   • Bruce Wayne Has Feelings (sort of)
   • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
   • Slade Wilson is a Menace
   • Slade Wilson Has No Filter
   • Slade Wilson's Brain is a War Crime
   • unwanted mind reading
   • unwanted thoughts
   • Unwanted Sexual Thoughts
   • Slade Wilson Thinks About Railing Batman
   • The Batfamily is Traumatized
   • Jason Todd Wants to Commit Murder
   • Jason Todd with a Crowbar
   • Damian Wayne Has No Chill
   • Tim Drake is Done With Everything
   • Dick Grayson Cries a Little
   • The Batmobile is a Sex Thing Now
   • No One is Safe From Slade's Thoughts
   • Alfred Deserves Hazard Pay
   • Alfred Pennyworth is the Only Sane One
   • But He's Not Even in This Fic
   • Missed the Part Where That's My Problem
   • Bruce is oblivious
   • batman is oblivious
   • Bruce Wayne is the Only One Not Traumatized
   • Which is ironic
   • Found Family
   • Found Family Trauma
   • psychological damage
   • Everyone Needs Therapy
   • SO MUCH THERAPY
   • Group Therapy
   • Batfamily Group Therapy
   • Crack with a Side of Existential Dread
   • Author is sorry not sorry
   • Read at Your Own Risk
   • You Have Been Warned
   • thanks i hate it
   • inappropriate thoughts
   • suggestive content
   • Comedic Swearing
   • Dark Humor
   • Batfamily (DCU) - Relationship - Freeform

   Summary

   Bruce Wayne's Mind: Color-coded, alphabetized, filed away neatly.

   Slade Wilson's Mind: "Huh. I wonder what it's like to rail him."

   The Batfamily will never be the same.

   Lol.

   Series

   • Part 10 of DeathBat : Eye of the Bat

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,706

   Chapters:

   1/1

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