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Wrong number, Right person

Summary:

Ginny texts a number from a flatshare flyer. One digit off, she ends up texting a stranger who—instead of correcting her—plays along. An hour of sarcastic banter later, she still doesn't have his name. He doesn't have hers. They just keep texting.

Weeks pass. She complains about her terrible coworkers. He complains about his terrible coworkers. She mentions a quiet, awkward new recruit. He mentions a loud, chaotic coworker.

Neither of them connects the dots.

Neither of them saves the other's contact.

Neither of them has any idea they're falling for the same person twice.

Wrong number, right person. Now if only they'd figure it out.

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Chapter 1: The Wrong Number

Notes:

Please enable the "Show Creator's style" option for the best layout of text and messages, if it isn't already.

This fic is my attempt at redemption for what I did to my brother. It probably wouldn't exist if not for his unwavering trust and my spectacular talent for abusing it. Here's hoping this earns me at least a little absolution.

Special thanks to worlds_end_valentine for their wonderful text skins without which this fic wouldn't look so appealing and fun!!

This is the first time I've written something like this, hope you all like it! X

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The office door slammed behind her harder than she meant it to.

Ginny stood in the doorway, coat dripping, hair still damp from the shower that had decided to spit ice water at her for the second time that week. The landlord had promised to fix it. Three times now. Three times he'd promised, and three times nothing had changed.

She peeled off her coat and hung it on the back of her chair, shivering even as the office heating blasted from somewhere overhead. The walk from the Tube had been brutal. Cold rain. No umbrella. Obviously.

Her desk was a disaster zone. Notebooks stacked unevenly, yesterday's coffee mug still sitting there with a skin forming on top, sticky notes plastered across her monitor like some kind of frantic wallpaper. She dumped her bag on the floor and made a beeline for the kettle.

She was mid-pour, watching the steam curl up, when Gavin Sinclair appeared at her elbow.

"Ginny. Good. You're here."

"Clearly," she said, not turning around.

Gavin was the kind of boss who treated every interaction like a performance, all brisk hand gestures and meaningful pauses. He never just said things. He announced them.

"The new hire arrived this morning. Criminal journalist. Very impressive credentials. I'd like you to meet him properly, get him oriented, show him the ropes."

Ginny finally turned, coffee in hand, and gave him a look. "I'm barely oriented myself. And I've been here three years."

"Exactly," Gavin said, completely missing her point. "Which is why you're perfect. You know the place. You know the rhythm. He's quiet. Needs someone to break the ice."

"Quiet," she repeated. "So he'll fit right in with the rest of us."

"Ginny."

"I'll meet him later. I need to settle in first."

Gavin opened his mouth, likely to argue, but she was already walking back to her desk, coffee warming her fingers, and he seemed to decide the battle wasn't worth it. He gave a little shrug and disappeared toward his office, probably to polish his ego or whatever he did in there.

Ginny dropped into her chair and took a long sip of the coffee. It was terrible. Instant. Powdered. But hot, and that was what mattered right now.

She started rummaging through the mess on her desk, pushing aside notebooks and loose papers, hunting for the flyer she'd shoved in here last week. The flat share listing. The one that had seemed so promising until she'd actually visited the place and discovered the bathroom window didn't close and the previous tenant had left a collection of mouldy takeaway containers behind.

Still. The number was on the flyer. She'd written it down somewhere.

She yanked open the top drawer.

Her stomach dropped.

Ink. Everywhere. A pen had burst, spreading a dark blue stain across the entire drawer's contents. Receipts ruined. Post-its illegible. The bottom of her bag had a matching stain from when she'd thrown the pen in there last week and forgotten about it. The whole drawer was a crime scene.

"Brilliant," she muttered. "Just brilliant."

She sifted through the mess carefully, trying not to get ink on her fingers, and finally spotted the flyer wedged at the back. She pulled it out, holding it by the cleanest corner she could find.

The number was printed at the bottom. Partially obscured now by the ink spill, a dark smudge bleeding across the last digit. She squinted at it, tilting the paper toward the light.

Seven? No. Looked like a one. Maybe. The ink made it hard to tell.

She typed it into her phone anyway, copying what she could make out, and hit send before she could overthink it.

 

  Whatsapp chat with: Unknown Number

Sent Message: Hi, I'm texting about the flat share. Is it still available? 08:14

 

She put the phone down and took another sip of her coffee.

The three dots appeared almost immediately.

The phone buzzed against her desk.

Sent Message: Hi, I'm texting about the flat share. Is it still available?

 

Received Message: Wrong number, I think. But I'm curious now. What's the flat like?

Ginny stared at it for a second. Wrong number. Of course. She'd typed the digit wrong, probably because of that stupid ink smudge. She should apologize and move on.

Instead she picked up the phone.

Received Message: Wrong number, I think. But I'm curious now. What's the flat like?

Rude of you to point that out before I could pretend I didn't notice.

So you did notice.

Sent Message: I noticed. I was hoping you wouldn't.

Sorry to disappoint. I'm a very observant wrong number.

Noted. I'll be more careful next time I accidentally text strangers.

There's going to be a next time?

 

She paused, fingers hovering. That was not the direction she expected this to go.

Sent Message: That depends. Are you going to keep replying?

 

Depends on how good the story is.

 

What story?

The flat. You mentioned it. You texted about it. I want to know why you're looking.

 

 

She leaned back in her chair, coffee warming her hands, and considered the question. It was a stranger. It didn't matter what she told him. He'd never know her.

 

Sent Message: It's a flatshare. Cheap. Probably haunted. The bathroom window doesn't close and the landlord keeps promising to fix my shower and never does.

 

Received Message: So the shower's broken.

Very broken. Ice cold this morning. Made for a great start to my day.

I can tell. You sound like someone who got ice water dumped on them.

Sent Message: That's exactly what happened. Metaphorically.

 

Received Message: I'd offer to come fix it but I'm not sure that's appropriate for a wrong number conversation.

 

Ginny laughed, quick and genuine, and glanced around the office to make sure no one noticed.

Sent Message: Probably not. But the offer's appreciated.

 

Received Message: What's the landlord's excuse this time?

He's busy. He keeps saying that. "Busy."

Busy doing what? Counting his money?

Probably. Meanwhile I'm standing in freezing water every morning like some kind of medieval peasant.

Medieval peasants probably had better landlords.

Honestly? Probably.

She set the phone down and took another sip of her coffee. The office was starting to fill up, people drifting in with their own coats and umbrellas, greetings exchanged across desks. She should get to work.

The phone buzzed again.

Received Message: So what's the plan? Find a new flat?

Sent Message: That was the plan. Found a flyer. Texted the number. Got you instead.

 

And now?

Now I guess I'm stuck with the broken shower and a wrong number who asks too many questions.

I can stop asking.

She looked at the screen, considered it for half a second too long.

Sent Message: I didn't say that.

 

Received Message: Good. Because I'm enjoying myself.

Enjoying a wrong number text from a stranger about a broken shower?

Honestly? Yeah. It's the most interesting conversation I've had all week.

She glanced across the office. Gavin was nowhere in sight. The new criminal journalist was probably tucked away in someone's office getting oriented. The day stretched ahead of her, full of editing and meetings and the usual chaos.

Sent Message: You need to get out more.

 

Received Message: Probably. You offering?

I'm a stranger. I don't know your name. You don't know mine.

True. We could fix that.

She stared at the screen.

Sent Message: What's your name? 08:26

 

Received Message: You first. 08:26

That's not how this works. 08:26

How does this work, then? 08:27

Sent Message: I don't know. I've never accidentally texted someone before. 08:27

 

Received Message: First time for everything. 08:27

She drummed her fingers against the desk, debating. She should put the phone down. She had work. Gavin would come looking for her eventually, and she'd have to explain why she was smiling at her phone like an idiot instead of proofreading copy.

But the phone buzzed again.

Received Message: You still there?

Sent Message: I'm supposed to be working.

 

Supposed to be. Doesn't mean you are.

You're a bad influence.

I'm a wrong number. You're the one who keeps responding.

She bit her lip, caught between the sensible part of her brain that said to put the phone down and the part that wanted to see what he'd say next. The sensible part lost. It usually did.

Sent Message: Fair point. What's your excuse?

 

Received Message: My excuse for what?

For responding to a wrong number text from a stranger.

Boredom. Curiosity. The possibility of a good story.

I told you about a broken shower. That's not a good story.

Received Message: It's the way you told it. You've got a gift for complaining.

That's not a compliment.

Received Message: Take it as one. I'm picky about who I listen to complain.

She snorted, quick and undignified, and covered her mouth with her hand. Across the aisle, a colleague glanced over. She gave them a tight smile and looked back at her phone.

Sent Message: So you're picky. Good to know.

 

Received Message: Very. I don't waste my time on people who can't make misery entertaining.

And I passed the test?

You passed. With flying colors. The shower story was top-tier.

Top-tier misery. That's going on my CV.

Received Message: Put it under skills. "Expert in making bad situations sound worse than they are."

"Creative complaining. High stamina. Will work for functional plumbing."

Received Message: I'd hire you.

For what?

Received Message: Coffee. You seem like you know what you're doing.

I know that you should never trust instant. That's lesson one.

Received Message: Noted. Lesson two?

Lesson two is never text a wrong number and expect them to be this entertaining.

Received Message: I'll take that as a compliment.

You should. I don't hand those out easily either.

The phone buzzed again almost immediately.

  Whatsapp chat with: Unknown

Sent Message: You should. I don't hand those out easily either. 08:34

 

Received Message: So if I keep being entertaining, you'll keep responding? 08:34

She stared at the question longer than she needed to. It was just a stranger. A wrong number. Nothing about this was serious.

Sent Message: Maybe.

 

Received Message: Maybe's not an answer.

It's the only one you're getting right now.

I'll take it.

She set the phone down face-first on the desk, a deliberate act of self-control, and picked up her coffee. Cold. Of course. She drank it anyway, grimacing, and tried to remember what she was supposed to be doing.

The ink-stained flyer was still sitting on her desk, half-ruined, the wrong number she'd typed still visible beneath the smudge. She should throw it away. Find a different listing. Maybe get a better landlord somewhere that wasn't falling apart.

Instead she folded it carefully and tucked it into her bag.

Received Message: You're quiet.

She picked the phone back up, trying not to smile.

  Whatsapp chat with: Unknown

Received Message: You're quiet. 08:38

I was working. As previously mentioned. 08:38

Received Message: For two whole minutes. Impressive. 08:38

I have a very strong work ethic. 08:39

Received Message: Strong enough to ignore your phone for another two minutes?08:39

Testing me now? 08:39

Received Message: Always. 08:39

She pressed her lips together, considering her options. Across the room, Gavin's door opened and he stepped out, scanning the floor. His gaze landed on her.

Sent Message: My boss is looking at me. I have to go.

 

Received Message: Coward.

Employed. There's a difference.

Fine. Go. But I expect a full report later.

On what?

Received Message: Whatever you're complaining about next. I'm invested now.

She glanced up. Gavin was walking toward her. She shoved the phone into her bag just as he reached her desk.

"Ginny," he said, with that theatrical sigh of his. "I asked you to meet the new hire."

"I said later."

"Later is now. Come on. He's in the conference room.

She stood, straightened her shirt, and followed Gavin across the office, trying to shake the smile off her face.

The conference room door was open. Inside, a man sat at the table, quiet and composed, hands wrapped around a mug of coffee he hadn't touched. He looked up when they entered, and Ginny caught a flash of something in his expression before he smoothed it away—hesitation, maybe. Or shyness.

He was tall. Lean. Around her age, give or take. Dark hair that fell across his forehead in a way that seemed accidental but probably wasn't. Round glasses perched on a nose that was maybe a little too sharp for his face.

But his eyes. Green. Very green. The kind of green that made you do a double-take without meaning to.

Gavin gestured between them like he was introducing royalty. "Harry, this is Ginny. She'll be showing you the ropes. Ginny, Harry. Our new criminal journalist."

Harry stood, offered a hand. His grip was brief. Polite. He dropped it almost immediately.

"Nice to meet you," he said. Quiet. Flat. Like he'd rehearsed it and then decided the rehearsal wasn't worth the effort.

Ginny shook his hand and gave him the smile she'd perfected for new people. Friendly enough. Warm enough. Completely meaningless. "Welcome to the chaos."

He nodded. Said nothing else. His gaze drifted back to the table.

Ginny settled into a chair across from him and waited for Gavin to leave. He did, eventually, with some parting words about getting them settled and making Harry feel at home, the kind of fluff that didn't mean anything.

The door clicked shut.

Silence.

Ginny leaned back in her chair. "So. Harry."

He looked up. "Yeah."

"Gavin tells me you're a criminal journalist."

"I write about crime," he said. Like that was the full explanation. Like that was everything.

"Right," she said. "I gathered that. What kind of crime? White collar? Street level? Organized?"

He shrugged. "All of it. Depends on the story."

"Specific."

She nodded slowly, trying to find somewhere to take the conversation. He wasn't making it easy. His answers were short. His voice was flat. He kept glancing at the door like he'd rather be anywhere else.

"Where were you before this?" she asked.

"Freelance," he said. "Based out of Manchester."

"Big move."

"Needed the change."

She waited for him to elaborate. He didn't.

"What brought you here specifically?" she tried.

"The job."

Ginny pressed her lips together, fighting the urge to roll her eyes. She'd met shy people before. She'd met awkward people before. This was different. This was active resistance, like he'd decided before she walked in that he wasn't going to make this easy.

"Okay," she said, giving up on the small talk. "I'll show you where everything is. The kitchen, the bathrooms, the printers that always jam. The stuff Gavin won't tell you because he's never actually used any of it."

Harry stood. Followed her out of the room. Said nothing.

She led him through the office, pointing out landmarks. This is the break room. This is the supply closet. This is where we keep the good pens, hidden behind the bad ones so nobody steals them. She made jokes. Drove the tour with the same energy she always did, the one that usually got new hires to relax.

>Harry walked beside her, hands in his pockets, nodding occasionally. That was it. Nodding.

"Any questions so far?" she asked.

He shook his head.

"None at all?"

"Not yet."

Okay," she said, and gave up entirely.

She showed him to his desk—a corner spot near the window, which was nice, she'd give Gavin that—and left him to it. Unpack. Settle in. Whatever he needed.

He sat down, pulled out a laptop, and started typing.

She watched him for a second. Quiet. Focused. Completely unremarkable.

Then she walked back to her desk, dropped into her chair, and pulled out her phone.

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  Whatsapp chat with: Unknown

Sent Message: I need to vent. 09:02

 

Received Message: That was fast. What happened? 09:02

The new guy. The boring one. I just spent fifteen minutes showing him around and I think I got maybe thirty words out of him total. 09:02

Received Message: Thirty words is a lot. 09:03

Not when most of them were "yes" and "no" and "okay." 09:03

Received Message: He sounds like a joy. 09:03

He's sitting across the office right now typing on his laptop with this completely blank expression. Like he's not even here. Like he's a ghost who accidentally wandered into a job. 09:03

Received Message: Maybe he's concentrating. 09:03

On what? Being boring? He's got that down. 09:03

Received Message: You're being harsh. 09:03

I'm being honest. There's a difference. Honestly, he's wearing these glasses. Old-fashioned. Like he walked out of a library from 1955. 09:03

Received Message: Ouch.09:03

What? 09:04

Received Message: I wear glasses.09:04

She blinked at the screen.

Sent Message: I'm sure yours look better than his.

 

Received Message: You don't even know what I look like.

I know you're not boring. That's enough. His glasses are wasted on him anyway. He's got nice eyes under them. But he won't look at anyone long enough to notice.

Nice eyes. Sounds like a genetic lottery win wasted on someone who doesn't use them.

Exactly. You get it.

I get it. I'm also starting to feel a little bad for this guy.

Don't. He's fine. He's just... nothing. A non-entity. I already forgot his name.

You're not usually this bothered by people.

I'm not bothered. I'm disappointed. I had hopes for the new guy. Maybe someone interesting. Instead I got a ghost who types in silence and wears vintage glasses.

Maybe he's just shy.

Maybe. But I'm tired of shy coworkers. I'm tired of boring coworkers. I don't have one good person in this office who makes the day bearable.

That's bleak.

It's true. You've made my day more interesting in thirty minutes than any of them have in three years.

That's a low bar.

And you're still clearing it.

She glanced across the office, almost involuntarily, and caught sight of him at his corner desk. He was hunched over his laptop, typing steadily, his face completely blank. No expression. No hint of anything happening behind those eyes. He could have been writing an email or planning a bank heist and she wouldn't have been able to tell the difference.

Sent Message: He hasn't moved in ten minutes. I think he might be a robot.

 

Received Message: Maybe he's just committed to the bit.

What bit?

The boring guy bit. Maybe it's performance art.

She snorted, quick and undignified, and covered her mouth with her hand.

Sent Message: You're ridiculous.

 

Received Message: And yet I'm the most interesting person in your life right now.

That's not a flex. That's a tragedy.

A tragedy you keep engaging with.

You're not wrong.

Received Message: Never am.

She smiled at the screen. Across the office, the new guy shifted in his chair, adjusted his glasses, and went back to typing.

Sent Message: I wish you worked here.

 

Received Message: Why, so I could sit across from you and ignore you like everyone else?

No. So I could have someone interesting to talk to during the day.

Interesting how? You'd probably get tired of me within a week.

Doubtful. I've been talking to you for thirty minutes and I'm not tired yet.

Thirty minutes is nothing. Give it time. I'm a lot.

So you keep saying.

Because it's true. I'd probably distract you from work. You'd get nothing done. Your boss would fire you. Then you'd really have something to complain about.

You're assuming I get anything done now.

Fair point. Maybe I'd fit right in.

You'd stand out. Trust me. This place is full of people who blend into the wallpaper.

And I'm not a wallpaper person?

You're the opposite of wallpaper. You're the person who walks in and makes everyone else look boring by comparison.

That's a lot of pressure.

You'd handle it. You've got the ego for it.

Ouch.

You walked into that one.

I walked into it because I was busy being charming.

Is that what you call it?

What would you call it?

She paused, fingers hovering over the keyboard. Across the office, the new guy adjusted his glasses and kept typing, completely oblivious to the fact that she was having the best conversation of her day with someone who could have been anyone.

Sent Message: I'd call it entertaining. Which is more than I can say for anyone in this building.

 

Received Message: Including the new guy?

Especially the new guy. He's still sitting there like a statue. I don't think he's blinked in twenty minutes.

Maybe he's secretly fascinating and you're just not giving him a chance.

I gave him a chance. He gave me nothing. You're defending him again.

I'm defending the underdog. It's a habit.

He's not an underdog. He's just boring.

Maybe he's boring because he's nervous. First day. New people. New environment. Some people shut down.

You're very generous with your assumptions about strangers.

You're very harsh with yours. We balance each other out.

She considered that. It was true. She'd already written the new guy off. Maybe too fast. But the new guy wasn't texting her about broken showers or making her laugh in the middle of a Tuesday morning.

Sent Message: Fine. I'll give him another chance. But only because you asked.

 

Received Message: I didn't ask. I just suggested.

Same thing.

It's really not.

It is when you're as persuasive as you are.

I'm persuasive?

You're making me reconsider my opinion of a man I've already decided is boring. That takes skill.

I'll add it to my CV.

"Professional persuader. Specializes in wrong numbers and stubborn women."

"Also excellent at listening to complaints about broken appliances and uninteresting coworkers."

You're impossible.

And yet here you are. Still texting.

You keep pointing that out.

Because it keeps being true.

She shook her head at the screen, grinning. Across the office, the new guy finally looked up from his laptop. He scanned the room, eyes landing on her for just a moment before darting away.

She didn't notice.

Sent Message: I should probably work. My boss is going to start wondering why I'm smiling at my phone

 

Received Message: Tell him you're working on a new project.

What project?

Research on wrong numbers. It will hit the markets

You'd be the main character of the research.

I'm always the main character.

And there's the ego.

You walked into that one.

I did. Fair point.

I'm full of fair points.

And modesty.

Modesty is overrated.

She laughed again, quiet and quick, and glanced around to make sure no one had heard. No one had. The office hummed along, oblivious.

>

Sent Message: I have to go.

Received Message: Fine. But I expect a full report later.

On what?

Your day. The new guy. Whether you gave him that chance I suggested.

Demanding.

Persistent. There's a difference.

Is there?

I'll explain it later. Go work. I'll be here.

She set the phone down, face-up on her desk, and pulled up her work. The screen glowed with half-finished edits, deadlines looming, the usual chaos. She stared at it for a full ten seconds before realizing she hadn't read a single word.

Across the room, Harry pushed his glasses up his nose and reached for his phone one more time. He pulled up the thread, scrolled through the conversation, and smiled at something she'd said three messages ago. Then he pocketed it, turned back to his laptop, and tried to remember what he was supposed to be doing.

He typed a few sentences. Deleted them. Typed again.

Neither of them looked up.

Neither of them saved the number.

Neither of them had any idea the person they couldn't stop thinking about was sitting thirty feet away, staring at the same blank screen, smiling at the same invisible joke.

The office hummed around them. Phones rang. Keyboards clacked. Somewhere, Gavin Sinclair was probably preparing another theatrical announcement about something that didn't matter.

Ginny reached for her coffee. Cold. She drank it anyway.

Harry reached for his. Also cold. He drank it too.

Two desks. Two cold coffees. Two people who had no idea they'd just spent the last hour falling for the same person.

The day stretched ahead of them, ordinary and unremarkable.

Neither of them knew it was anything but.