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1. going nuclear by Ria_Writes_Stuff for the_tardis_is_blue

   Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt
   • Ryland Grace & Project Hail Mary Team | Petrova Taskforce Characters
   • Ryland Grace/Eva Stratt
   • if you squint a little
   • Ryland Grace
   • Eva Stratt
   • Olesya Ilyukhina
   • Project Hail Mary Team | Petrova Taskforce Characters
   • Original Characters
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • I wibble and wobble in and out of the crack
   • Kidnapping
   • this is strattland if you squint and you can read them how you like however
   • i am aroace strattland truther and will be tagging as such
   • theyre not romantic theyre not platonic theyre just fucking WEIRD about each other
   • Aromantic Asexual Ryland Grace
   • Aromantic Asexual Eva Stratt
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Breaking and Entering
   • Women in Power
   • Stratt has all the power and by god shes using it
   • Alcohol
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Rescue
   • Reunions
   • Hugs
   • Minor Violence
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Ryland Grace Gets a Hug
   • Ambiguous Ryland Grace and Eva Stratt Relationship
   • Badass Eva Stratt
   • mentioned US Military
   • Fictional Religion & Theology
   • Cults

   Summary

   "Sorry- Who do you think I am?"

   "You are Doctor Ryland Grace."

   "I mean yeah, but I'm just a scientist! I'm a middle school teacher! I am no one important! I do fun maths in a lab all day! I make spreadsheets! I get Stratt's coffee! I'm the coffee boy!"

   "Your conviction is almost convincing. Unfortunately for you, my intel is more precise than you hope. You are not Ryland Grace, 'coffee boy'. You are Ryland Grace, Chief Scientist, Head Astrophage Handler, and second in command of Project Hail Mary. We'll film your ransom in a moment, I trust you're intelligent enough to cooperate."

   Grace stared at her. Stared at the floor. Back at her.

   He was fucking WHAT?

   OR

   Grace gets kidnapped by a terrorist cult, Stratt goes on a very polite rampage, several world leaders are harrassed, two bedrooms are forcefully entered, ilyukhina's vodka is commandeered and Grace finally gets a hug (feat. the Vat being a family, Vattling shenanigans, Stratt's wardrobe choices and Grace having self esteem issues)

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