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1. only threw this (office) party for you by callouslilly

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • NPC/Kaveh
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Tighnari (Genshin Impact)
   • Cyno (Genshin Impact)
   • Collei (Genshin Impact)
   • Dehya (Genshin Impact)
   • Nilou (Genshin Impact)
   • Candace (Genshin Impact)
   • Layla (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Sethos (Genshin Impact)
   • Siraj (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Slow Burn
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Jim and Pam dynamics
   • yes this is loosely inspired by the office
   • Pining Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • when im in a yearning competition and my opponent is alhaitham
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • private equity
   • so lots of corporate jargon sorry
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • but between kaveh and npc
   • Implied/Referenced Cheating
   • Emotional Affairs
   • Alcohol
   • Background Cynari
   • Forced Proximity
   • Drunken Flirting
   • flirting via excel comments
   • office parties
   • Emails
   • Comedy
   • Fluff and Angst
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   Good morning,

   I am lodging another formal complaint against two of my team members, Kaveh and Alhaitham. This week I have counted four excessively long lunch breaks and suffered as witness to another set of repeated, intense debates that border on passionate (and questionable) foreplay. All of these take place in front of my desk. Time frames and summaries attached as a PDF.

   Please update me on actions taken in response to my previous complaints. Ideally, fire them.

   Sincerely,
   Siraj

   ---

   Hello Siraj,

   Your complaint has been filed [see: Special Folder: Siraj]. However, please refrain from referring to the unfortunately bland discussions between your managers as "foreplay"— a true romantic knows the difference.

   Regards,
   Human Resources

   As if Kaveh's workload isn't already bad enough, the new hire joining his months-long, high stakes project suddenly turns out to be his estranged best friend from university. Eight years is a long time, but so is one.

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