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only threw this (office) party for you by callouslilly
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Aug 2026
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Good morning,
I am lodging another formal complaint against two of my team members, Kaveh and Alhaitham. This week I have counted four excessively long lunch breaks and suffered as witness to another set of repeated, intense debates that border on passionate (and questionable) foreplay. All of these take place in front of my desk. Time frames and summaries attached as a PDF.
Please update me on actions taken in response to my previous complaints. Ideally, fire them.
Sincerely,
SirajHello Siraj,
Your complaint has been filed [see: Special Folder: Siraj]. However, please refrain from referring to the unfortunately bland discussions between your managers as "foreplay"— a true romantic knows the difference.
Regards,
Human ResourcesAs if Kaveh's workload isn't already bad enough, the new hire joining his months-long, high stakes project suddenly turns out to be his estranged best friend from university. Eight years is a long time, but so is one.
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I absolutely adore this fic omg! the interactions between haikaveh are so scrumptious!
ive never seen the office but now i honestly want to check it out... LOL