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————June 16th————
(2:38PM) Tome Kurata has made a group chat.
(2:41PM) Tome Kurata has added Shigeo Kageyama, Ritsu Kageyama, Teruki Hanazawa, Katsuya Serizawa, and Arataka Reigen.
Tome Kurata (2:43PM): i think thats everyone
Shigeo Kageyama (2:43PM): What’s this?
Tome Kurata (2:43PM): a group chat
Tome Kurata (2:43PM): duh
Shigeo Kageyama (2:44PM): Oh
Shigeo Kageyama (2:45PM): Can I add Tsubomi-Chan?
Tome Kurata (2:45PM): YES
Tome Kurata (2:45PM): i mean
Tome Kurata (2:45PM): yeah sure totally
Teruki Hanazawa (2:46): Way to be subtle about it
Tome Kurata (2:46PM): STFU
Shigeo Kageyama (2:47): Hi Teru
Teruki Hanazawa (2:47PM): Hiiiii Mobbb (*^^*)
Tome Kurata (2:47PM): .
Tome Kurata (2:47PM): bro
Teruki Hanazawa (2:47PM): What
(2:48PM) Shigeo Kageyama has added Tsubomi Takane.
Tome Kurata (2:48PM): HIIIIII TAKANE-CHANN
Tsubomi Takane (2:48PM): Hi
Tsubomi Takane (2:48PM): You can say Tsubomi I don’t care lol
Tome Kurata (2:48PM): ok :)
Teruki Hanazawa (2:48PM): Gay
Tome Kurata (2:48PM): sybau
Tome Kurata (2:48PM): im aware
Tsubomi Takane (2:49PM): Wait Tome’s a lesbian?
Tome Kurata (2:49PM): yeah
Teruki Hanazawa (2:49PM): Yeah
Tsubomi Takane (2:49PM): Ok good to know
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Tsubomi and Mob
Hopeless lesbian (2:49PM): Is Tome perhaps single
Milk drinker (2:50PM): I think so
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New group chat
Tome Kurata (2:50PM): we need a name
Tome Kurata (2:50PM): any ideas yall?
Teruki Hanazawa (2:50PM): No
Tome Kurata (2:50PM): hmmm
Tome Kurata (2:52PM): like everyone here is gay
(2:52PM) Tome Kurata has changed the group name to A bunch of gays.
Shigeo Kageyama (2:52PM): I’m not gay though
Teruki Hanazawa (2:52PM): YOU ARENT???
Shigeo Kageyama (2:52PM): No
Shigeo Kageyama (2:52PM): I’m bi
Teruki Hanazawa (2:52PM): Oh
Teruki Hanazawa (2:53PM): Okay :)
Tome Kurata (2:53PM): the fuck
Tome Kurata (2:55PM): ok we also need nicknames
(2:55PM) Tome Kurata has changed Teruki Hanazwa’s name to Gay pining loser.
Gay pining loser (2:55PM): ok.
Tome Kurata (2:55PM): heh
(2:55PM) Gay pining loser has changed Tome Kurata’s name to Thinks aliens are real.
Thinks aliens are real (2:55PM): THEY ARE THOUGH WE LITERALY SQW THEM
Gay pining loser (2:55PM): Really? I don’t remember that
Thinks aliens are real (2:55PM): i actually fucking hate you
Gay pining loser (2:56PM): Lmao
(2:56PM) Shigeo Kageyama has changed Shigeo Kageyama’s name to Mob
Gay pining loser (2:56PM): Wait Mob can we match nicknames? ( 'ω' )
Thinks aliens are real (2:56PM): noooo your current one is amazingggg
Gay pining loser (2:56PM): I wasnt asking you ^^
[Replying to Gay pining loser]
Mob (2:56PM): Sure!
Gay pining loser (2:56PM): :]
(2:56PM) Gay pining loser has changed Gay pining loser’s name to Mob’s #1 fan.
(2:57PM) Mob has changed Mob’s name to Teru’s #1 fan.
Thinks aliens are real (2:57PM): oh my god bruh
Mob’s #1 fan (2:57PM): What
Thinks aliens are real (2:57PM): i fucking hate you
Teru’s #1 fan (2:57PM): Don’t be mean :(
Thinks aliens are real (2:57PM): NO I HATE YOU TOO
Teru’s #1 fan (2:57PM): Why
Ritsu Kageyama (2:57PM): Hanazawa.
Mob’s #1 fan (2:57PM): Yyyeess?
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): I know what you are.
Teru’s #1 fan (2:58PM): ?
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): Nothing.
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): Hi Nii-san.
Teru’s #1 fan (2:58PM): Hi Ritsu
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): Oh can I add
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): My friend
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): ?
Thinks aliens are real (2:58PM): whyd u send that in 2 messages
Ritsu Kageyama (2:58PM): Because I don’t know if I would exactly consider him my friend.
Thinks aliens are real (2:58PM): …ok
Thinks aliens are real (2:58PM): but yeah sure add him
(2:59PM) Ritsu Kageyama has added Shou Suzuki.
Shou Suzuki (2:59PM): whuh
Shou Suzuki (2:59PM): rits whats this
Ritsu Kageyama (2:59PM): I added you to a group chat, you fucking dumbass.
Shou Suzuki (2:59PM): chill
Thinks aliens are real (2:59PM): rare occurrence of ritsu swearing
Shou Suzuki (2:59PM): not that rare actually
(2:59PM) Shou Suzuki has changed Ritsu Kageyama’s name to Ritz cracker.
(2:59PM) Ritz cracker has changed Ritz cracker’s name to Ritsu Kageyama.
(3:00PM) Shou Suzuki has changed Ritsu Kageyama’s name to Ritz cracker.
(3:00PM) Ritz cracker has changed Ritz cracker’s name to Ritsu Kageyama.
(3:00PM) Shou Suzuki has changed Ritsu Kageyama’s name to Ritz cracker.
(3:00PM) Ritz cracker has kicked Shou Suzuki.
(3:00PM) Thinks aliens are real has added Shou Suzuki.
Shou Suzuki (3:00PM): rits why do u hate meeeeee :((
(3:00PM) Ritz cracker has changed Ritz cracker’s name to Ritsu Kageyama.
Ritsu Kageyama (3:00PM): Because you’re insufferable.
Shou Suzuki (3:00PM): :((((
Ritsu Kageyama (3:00PM): Stop.
Shou Suzuki (3:00PM): :(((((((
Mob’s #1 fan (3:00PM): This is so funny
Shou Suzuki (3:00PM): oh hi teru
Mob’s #1 fan (3:01PM): Hi
Thinks aliens are real (3:01PM): whred tsubomi go
Ritsu Kageyama (3:01PM): Where’d*
Thinks aliens are real (3:01PM): i will strangle you
Tsubomi Takane (3:01PM): My kitchen
Thinks aliens are real (3:01PM): okay
Shou Suzuki (3:01PM): ritz you dont consider me you’re firend???
Ritsu Kageyama (3:01PM): Your*************** Friend****
Ritsu Kageyama (3:01PM): And no, I don’t.
Shou Suzuki (3:01): :(
Ritsu Kageyama (3:01PM): Do not start with this.
Thinks aliens are real (3:02PM): start with what
Ritsu Kageyama (3:02): Shou spams me with emoticons on a daily basis.
Shou Suzuki (3:02): proof?
Ritsu Kageyama (3:02PM): [5 images attached.]
Shou Suzuki (3:02PM): damn
Ritsu Kageyama (3:02PM): I’m going back to studying.
Shou Suzuki (3:02PM): boorringggg
Shou Suzuki (3:02PM): is that alll you ever dooooo
Ritsu Kageyama (3:02PM): No.
Shou Suzuki (3:02PM): suurreee
Shou Suzuki (3:04PM): aaaand hes offline
Thinks aliens are real (3:04PM): why DOES he study sm
Shou Suzuki (3:04PM): idk ask him
Shou Suzuki (3:04PM): last time i asked he said some bullshit abt “it doesnt hurt to b prepared”
Thinks aliens are real (3:04PM): seems abt right
Arataka Reigen (3:04PM): TOME.
Arataka Reigen (3:04PM): GET BACK TO WORK.
Thinks aliens are real (3:04PM): THERES LITERALLY NO ONE HERE
Arataka Reigen (3:04PM): THERES GONNA BE. SO GET BACK TO WORK.
Thinks aliens are real (3:04PM): FINEEEE
(3:04PM) Thinks aliens are real has changed Arataka Reigen’s name to Bumass boss.
Shou Suzuki (3:05PM): bruh now i have no one 2 talk 2