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Juan (estúpido💚)
Fri, 06 Jun 03:45 PM
Juan: Tina is being imposible again
Person A: What?
Juan: What did she do?
Juan: She told me I would die alone
Juan: :(
Juan: She's mean
Juan: Y muy grosera
Juan: He decidido que no voy a hablarle en lo que resta del día
Juan: No le hables tú también
Juan: Si le hablas lo tomaré como traición
Person A: Just today?
Juan: Yes
Juan: Para hacer que se disculpe
Person A: She really said that?
Juan: Bueno… no exactamente
Juan: But she hurt my feelings, man
Juan: :(
Person A: I mean, it's a good thing she doesn't lie
Juan: Fuck you, asshole
Juan: .I.
Juan: I'm not talking with you
Fri, 06 Jun 04:25 PM
Person A: Juan
Fri, 06 Jun 05:37 PM
Person A: Stop being dramatic
Fri, 06 Jun 06:10 PM
Person A: I'm sorry
Person A: You know I actually don't think that...
Person A: I was just joking
Person A: Una bromita
Fri, 06 Jun 06:23 PM
Juan: Si?
Juan: Pues más te vale, monstruo
Juan: Además, I'm not dying alone because I'm stuck with you in that ugly apartment
Person A: Yeah…
Person A: You're right
Person A: Because we're friends forever!
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Juan: Exactly
Juan: Forever!!!
Juan (estúpido💚)
Mon, 09 Jun 1:23 PM
Juan La puta lavadora se descompuso de nuevo
Mon, 09 Jun 1:30 PM
Person A: You are the one at home
Person A: You fix it!
Juan: No, hazlo tú!
Juan: Tú eres el hombre alto y fuerte
Juan: I'm just pretty, I don't know about those things, man
Juan: Please, Foolish
Juan: 🥺
Juan: Necesito lavar ropa
Juan: El viernes tengo una cita y necesito mi ropa
Juan: I need your help, man
Juan: Please
Juan: Please
Juan: Please
Person A: Fuck
Person A: Okay, I'll fix it
Person A: You're impossible
Juan: Don't lie
Juan: You love me
Person A: I don't
Juan: You do :3
Mon, 09 Jun 1:38 PM
Person A: ...
Person A: You said you have a date?
Juan: Yeah!
Juan I do!!
Person A: With who?
Person A: Ewroonka?
Juan Yes!
Juan: Al fin dijo que si!
Mon, 09 Jun 1:45 PM
Person A: That's nice
Person A: I hope it goes well :D
Mon, 09 Jun 1:49 PM
Juan: Thank you, man :D
Juan (estúpido💚)
Wed, 11 Jun 2:03 AM
Juan: En inglés como se dice Morfeo? ese que es el dios del sueño
Wed, 11 Jun 2:10 AM
Person A: What?
Person A: Morpheus
Juan: Y a la palabra 'morfina'?
Person A: Morphine
Person A: Why?
Juan: I just learned the origin for that word
Juan: It's morph-ine for the greek god of the dreams Morph-eus
Juan: Es increíble, porque la morfina adormece
Juan: No crees que es increíble
Juan: Es putas increíble
Juan: Yo soy muy inteligente
Person A: Juan
Person A: It's fucking 2am
Person A: You should be sleeping
Juan: You can say I need Morpheus
Juan: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Juan: Entendiste?
Juan: Por ser el dios del sueño
Wed, 11 Jun 2:30 AM
Juan Foolish?
Wed, 11 Jun 2:35 AM
Juan :(
Tina 🐈
Fri, 13 Jun 12:53 PM
Tina: You been in a weird mood today
Tina: What happened?
Person A: Nothing
Fri, 13 Jun 12:59 PM
Tina: Foolish...
Person A: It's nothing I swear, Tina!
Tina: I don't believe you
Tina: Did you fight with Juan?
Person A: No
Person A: We're good
Tina: So what did you look like a sad puppy while we were eating brunch?
Tina: Oh
Person A: What?
Tina: I know what happened
Person A: ?
Tina: It is because of Juan
Person A: It's not!
Tina: It is!
Person A: I told you we haven’t had a fight
Tina: Maybe was not a fight
Tina: Maybe was Ewroonka
Person A: Ewroonka???
Person A: Nope
Person A: She has nothing to do with me
Person B: You're jealous!
Person A: WHAT!?
Person A: NO
Person B: You are, dude!
Person B: Today Juan is taking Ewroonka on a date and you are sad because you're jealous!
Fri, 13 Jun 1:15 PM
Person A: Fuck
Person A: It's that obvious?
Person B: I mean, kinda…
Person B: So…
Person B: You like Juan?
Person A: NO
Person A: I DON'T
Person B: ???
Person B: Then why are you jealous?
Person B: Oh, you fear she's gonna take him away from you
Person B: and you two are going to stop being ‘bros’?
Person B: That's not gonna happen, Foolish
Tina: You're really important to him
Person B: And you two are roommies, remember?
Juan (estúpido💚)
Fri, 13 Jun 8:18 PM
Person B: Foolish, help
Person B: Esto no está funcionando
Person A: The date is not working?
Person B: Yes, the date
Person B: She's talking about Tina
Person A: HAHAHAHAHHA
Person B: Don't fucking laught!
Person B: Solo aceptó salir conmigo para tener el número de Tina
Person B: :(
Person A: THAT'S CRAZY
Person A: I can pick you up if you want, you just have to end the date
Person B: Okay
Fri, 13 Jun 8:29 PM
Person B: Done.
Person B: Apresúrate, estúpido.
Person B: Estoy solo y triste
Person B: Me siento como un pendejo
Fri, 13 Jun 8:32 PM
Person A: No, no, no
Person A: You're an idiot sometimes
Person A: But this is not your fault
Person A: I'm close, so wait a little
Person A: Okay?
Fri, 13 Jun 8:38 PM
Person B: Okay
Person B: Thank you, man
Person B: I love you
Person B: Siempre estas para mí y lo aprecio mucho
Person A: I love you too, pendejo
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Tina 🐈
Sat, 14 Jun 2:23 PM
Person B: FOOLISH
Person A: o/
Person B: Juan wants to go party, are you in?
Person A: No, I need stuff to get done at home
Person A: But you two have fun!
Person B: We will!
Person B: I need to make it up to him about Ewroonka
Person B: He's still a little sad
Person A: Yeah, I know
Person B: Are you sure you can't come with us?
Person A: Yeah, sorry
Person B: It's okay
Person B: Juan it's going to be at home at like… 6 am, don't be scared
Person B: He wants to get DRUNK
Person A: I know
Person A: You both take care :D
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Juan (estúpido💚)
Sun, 15 Jun 03:45 AM
Person B: Folish
Person B: Wher are u?
Sun, 15 Jun 03:48 AM
Person A: Juan?
Sun, 15 Jun 03:50 AM
Person B: Holaaa :)
Person B: Dond etas?
Person B: Te exthraño
Person B: Te quiero
Person B: Eres mi mejr amigoi
Person A: Juan you're drunk
Person A: Stop texting me and find Tina
Person A: okay?
Person B: Estás enojafo?
Person B: No stes enojado
Person B: :(
Person A: I'm not mad, Juan
Person A: I'm just worry you end up calling your ex or something
Person B: Oh
Person B: No, nno lo haré
Person B: Siolo te edstoy hablando a ti
Person B: Me estrañas?
Person B: Porquw yo te extrsño
Person B: Pensé que Ewroonka iba a ser la solución
Person B: Pende que ella podía ayudar a que ya no me sienta así
Person B: Por ti
Person B: But obvioously dson't work
Person B: :(
Person A: Listen
Person A: I know you're sad about Ewroonka, I'm sorry
Person B: U shhould bew
Person B: Estto es por tuu culpa
Person B: I love you so much that I hate you
Person B: ans yoiu dont wantme
Person B: And you dont see me that wey
Person B: And Ewroonka dontt too
Person B: Whhat is wroong whith me?
Person A: Nothing!
Person A: Nothing is wrong with you, Juan
Person A: You're perfect
Sun, 15 Jun 03:58 AM
Person A: Tina sent me the club address
Person A: Do you want me to go?
Person B: But yoiu hadve your science proyect to do :(
Person A: Yes, but I can go and take you home
Person B: Yaes, bokay
Person B: Vemn, te exstraño
Person B: Stoy harto de esste estúpido lugar
Person A: Okay
Sun, 15 Jun 04:07 AM
Person A: And Juan…
Person A: Don't feel sad
Person A: I like you too
Person B: Yuo
Person B: Liike like mme?
Person B: Morre than…friewnds?
Person A: Yes, Juan
Person A: More than friends
Sun, 15 Jun 04:11 AM
Person B: Okkay :D
Person B: FUCk
Person B: I likke you too
Person B: Your sstupid faace and yoiu stupid musscles an face, and hhow tall you arwe andd dumnb green eyes
Person B: Youre soo annnoying and stupid
Person A: I love you too, shortcake
Person B: Yeah, thsat too
Person B: I loove you, monsster
Person B: Moore thann friends❤️
Person A: ❤️
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Tina🥕
@TeanaMichi
And they were roommates
11:23 AM · 18 Jun 26
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