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1. Two can keep a secret (if both of them are the same imp) by petmunchkin

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Top Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Bottom Stolas Goetia
   • Somnophilia
   • Fingerfucking
   • Cloacal Sex
   • WATCH ME make this a tag
   • Gentle Sex
   • Soft sex
   • mostly ig
   • I took a kink and made it soft and gentle?
   • well fuck me in all my little red holes
   • FM era
   • befitting a circus artist Blitzø does all the mental gymnastics
   • the usual hoops of 'this means nothing'
   • breathing 'totally transactional it's not even burning me' fire
   • falling from the trapeze of 'romantic love isn't in my fucking vocabulary' without a safety net
   • finally getting mauled by the lion of 'sex but without feelings right? RIGHT??'
   • no wonder Cash never liked him
   • worst circus artist ever
   • still Stolas is the only one cheering in the crowd

   Summary

   "How the fuck are you supposed to consent?" Blitzø asked Stolas when they were discussing this. Where said discussion suddenly came from he didn't fucking know. They were in the middle of their usual post marathon sex smoke break. Blitzø was just scrolling on his phone for a new carpet for his office since the old one had too many blood stains on it and honestly it was starting to stink.

   "Beforehand? Obviously." Stolas seemed entirely dismissive of his concerns. Typical.

   Blitzø felt irked. He wasn't ready to admit the whole concept felt weird. Fucking someone in their sleep? Seems shady. Blitzø is shady, sure, but not that shady. He just fucking shoots people dead is all.

   "And if you change your mind?"

   Stolas wants to try somnophilia.

   Blitzø has reservations - quite unlike his dick.

   Stolas and Blitzø's dick are the bestest of friends.

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