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  1. Damian Desmond Has No Idea What to Do With His Money by

    Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)  

    20 Jul 2026

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    Losing a bet to Becky Blackbell is already a disaster. Having to ask Anya Forger to prom, exactly twelve years after that pink-haired brat dragged him onto the dance floor at their first Eden dance, is total social suicide.
    Damian Desmond’s solution? Deploying the entire GDP of a small nation directly outside the Forger family apartment.
    Or:
    •A ridiculously ostentatious parade brings half of Berlint to a complete standstill.
    •Two giant elephants fire actual cannons full of imported peanuts into the sky.
    •Loid is convinced Westalis is under a massive psychological warfare attack.
    •And Damian learns that all his family’s money can’t buy back his dignity when he has three peanuts sitting on his head.

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