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2026-07-23
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2026-08-08
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The Rookies Should Nawt Be Down With The Sickness

Summary:

whimisyswallower🎐
you are bullying me now☹️

jackedhole🧿
lay off you guys
hes jetlagged💔

lightninglover⚡️🩶
we are all jet lagged mate…

whimisyswallower🎐
english isnt my first language🙁

hellokimi🩷
its not mine eithr💔

youngpredator💚👅
or mine

jackedhole🧿
gabi get back in your cage

babybulldozer🎀
its not minr either hello

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
wait whats your first language vid??

babybulldozer🎀
hindi❤️

lightning🌩️❣️
my first language is french so hush
but yes everyone in france has been touched by the nono gay stick

Notes:

hellur guys!!!!!!!

we are back with ANOTHER f1 texting fic (is anyone surprised..?)

i honestly could not help myself from writing a rookie chat fic!!

I HONESTLY AM IN LOVE WITH WRITING THIS SO PLEASE ENJOY!!

🌈daycare centre🛞 chat names:
liam= lightninglover⚡️🩶
isack= lightning🌩️❣️
gabi= youngpredator💚👅
franco= whimisyswallower🎐
jack= jackedhole🧿
arvid= babybulldozer🎀
kimi= hellokimi🩷
ollie= spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: welcome to gay daycare, gaycare🫶🏳️‍🌈

Chapter Text

🌈daycare centre🛞

lightninglover⚡️🩶
mate
are we going to talk about it orrrr

hellokimi🩷
i would love to talk about it actually!
gabriel
what do you have to say for yourself?

youngpredator💚👅
excuse me
i feel like kimi and ollie shouldnt be able to give there two cents
they r gross and in l*v*

whimisyswallower🎐
i can agree with that🥹

jackedhole🧿
ABSOLUTELY NOT
gabi their opinions do not just become irrelevant because they are dating

lightning🌩️❣️
jack doesnt understand the cultural chaos that comes with gabi saying ON LIVE TELEVISIOBN
that he wants to see the inside of nico hulk's home.
and then imply
ut would be nightime.

babybulldozer🎀
rewind rewind
what
I am confused…

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
OSKAY SORRY IM HERE
ESTE WAS TRYUING TO READ OVER MY SHOULDER.

whimisyswallower🎐
whats the one rule of daycare😔

hellokimi🩷
dont let the senior citizens read the chat☹️

lightninglover⚡️🩶
the first rule of fightclub:
you dont talk about fight club

jackedhole🧿
..

youngpredator💚👅

lightninglover⚡️🩶
wow okay ill just jump then.

babybulldozer🎀
we are getting distracted guys
what did gabi do…?

youngpredator💚👅
JAJAJAAJA NOTHING!
NOTHING I DID NITHING

whimisyswallower🎐
audi pr team is rolling in the grave that gabico put them in🫩🫩

lightning🌩️❣️
arvid
gabi told skysports
and i quote
“i would love to see the inside of nico’s bedroom. especially in the nightime…because of his lamp collection!”

youngpredator💚👅
GABICO?!?!

hellokimi🩷
and then.
nico decided to come and
plaster🤮
himself tp gabis back.

babybulldozer🎀
i see
gabi you deserve this.

lightninglover⚡️🩶
they grow up so fast😪😪

lightning🌩️❣️
mhm.
they do.

whimisyswallower🎐
wairt
how many races until summer break?

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
three🩷

jackedhole🧿
can we please have a movie night💔
i miss you guys☹️
i didnt see most of you at the paddock last weekend

whimisyswallower🎐
liar.

jackedhole🧿
well, besides you franco
i saw you yesterday

hellokimi🩷
MOVIE NIGHTN IN THE HAAS HOTEL??Q?@?

lightninglover⚡️🩶
YESYEYSHEYDHE

whimisyswallower🎐
SI

youngpredator💚👅
yesyeysyes
….can i invite the old man?

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
yes my hotel room os opwn😛😛😛😛
and no old man

lightning🌩️❣️
gabi you are a cougar
old man fucker

youngpredator💚👅
i havent fucked him🙁🙁🙁
thatd the whole problem.

jackedhole🧿
evicted.
your in time out @youngpredator💚👅

youngpredator💚👅
ahw man.

whimisyswallower🎐
isack isack iscak

lightning🌩️❣️
franco franco frnaco

whimisyswallower🎐
is everyone in france homosexuality affected?

babybulldozer🎀
CRYING
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA

whimisyswallower🎐
tictik told me

hellokimi🩷
TICTIK I AM DEAD
FRANCO YOU ARE TWENTY NOT SEVENTY

whimisyswallower🎐
you are bullying me now☹️

jackedhole🧿
lay off you guys
hes jetlagged💔

lightninglover⚡️🩶
we are all jet lagged mate…

whimisyswallower🎐
english isnt my first language🙁

hellokimi🩷
its not mine eithr💔

youngpredator💚👅
or mine

jackedhole🧿
gabi get back in your cage

babybulldozer🎀
its not mine either hello

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
wait whats your first language vid??

babybulldozer🎀
hindi❤️

lightning🌩️❣️
my first language is french so hush
but yes everyone in france has been touched by the nono gay stick

hellokimi🩷
was liam also touched with this stick ?

lightninglover⚡️🩶
? hello?

**
F1 Drivers Discussions

Colopinto
i have an important question
guys
@evryone

Russell
Is this a work related inquiry?

Colopinto
nuh uh

Verstappen
Oh Georgie
Let the children ask their questions

Russell
This space has an intended purpose.
Anything regarding work can be spoken about here.

Leclerc
Max, cherie
Leave George alone

Albon
I agree with Max
Let the kids have their questions

Hadjar
sweet
i knew i liked you alex

Norris
OMG THR ROOKIS
I LUV TYEM
ASD YOUR QUDSRIONS!!!

Piastri
Omg the rookies*
I love them*
Ask your questions!*

Hamilton
Thanks Oscar

Colopinto
so
is everyone in france touched by the gay nono stick?

Russell
..
Albon
..
Gasly
…..

Ocon
…..

Leclerc
….
How did you come to that conclusion, sweetheart?

Antonelli
tictik appareantly🫶🫶🫶

Bearman
kimi.

Antonelli
sorry

Colopinto
isack told me

Hadjar
i mean

Gasly
He's correct actually

Ocon
Do not be an idiot Pierre

Tsunoda
too late…

Lawson
yuki!!!!

Tsunoda
liam!!

Russell
Can this conversation be held elsewhere?

Norris
NO
GEORGE STOP BIENF A WET DOORKNOB

Sainz
Oh my, you know Lando is srs when everything is spelled right.

Norris
CJOKE

Hulkenberg
The young guys are so fun!
I love talking to them, especially Gabi!

Bortoleto
!!!!

Stroll
Crying are we not addressing how franco is sourcing tictok😭

Lindblad
i mean we’re not addressing how liam caught you and fernando kissing but ok

Alonso
I am dating Lance
it is okay👍

Hadjar
liam told you?

Lindblad
yeah

Lawson
OMG I COMPLETLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
that was not cool guys💔

Albon
As much as I love this conversation.
And I am thoroughly enjoying this
George is pacing around and it's scaring me, so!!!
Lets take this out of the main chat, yeah?

Bortoleto
aye aye captain albon

Antonelli
ahw man
bye guys!!!!!

Colopinto
you guys are nicer than the rookies💔💔💔💔💔

Bearman
cmon franco

Russell
OUT

Hadjar
OKAY OKAY.

**

🌈daycare centre🛞

 

lightning🌩️❣️
that went well!!!

 

jackedhole🧿
im kind of surprised george let it go on for so long..

youngpredator💚👅
RIGHT

babybulldozer🎀
soooooo
movie night????

hellokimi🩷
YES PLS
ME AND OLIVER WILL BE THERE

jackedhole🧿
are you guys fighting?

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
what
no

lightninglover⚡️🩶
since when does kimi call ollie
oliver😰

hellokimi🩷
i like his name

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
i like you

youngpredator💚👅
🤮🤮🤮
EWWWW
DONT BE GAY IN THE MAIN

hellokimi🩷
dont be mad cuz ur mans balls dropped in 1776

lightning🌩️❣️
DAYUMMMMMMM

whimisyswallower🎐
oh he came back with
vinegar
no
whats that word
venganza

youngpredator💚👅
vengeance?

whimisyswallower🎐
YES

jackedhole🧿
come back.
movie night rules.
bcs i miss you all and i will not have another impromptu wrestling match between you guys

babybulldozer🎀
question

hellokimi🩷
answer

babybulldozer🎀
how come you guys all jump at the idea of hanging out w jack and the rookies?
im not judging im curious
lando said it was like hell trying to wrangle everyone together to play paddle

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
honestly its because were a lot closer, since its less people

lightning🌩️❣️
but mostly bcz jack, myself and kimi honestly never have time to have big hangouts
since im in rbr and kimi in merc
jack is obvs reserve for alp*n*

whimisyswallower🎐
in conclusion
we all love jack
anf kimi n isack too ig

youngpredator💚👅
we know you love jackball

jackedhole🧿
ignoring that

lightning🌩️❣️
csn liam pick the movie

lightninglover⚡️🩶
plese
want to watch cars
pldfs
lpese

spiderollie🕸️❤️‍🔥
im sobbing who hurt liam
he never begs

youngpredator💚👅
…..🏳️‍🌈…?

babybulldozer🎀
im down with cars

youngpredator💚👅
wait.

lightning🌩️❣️
no

youngpredator💚👅
no no i just realized something

lightninglover⚡️🩶
dont

youngpredator💚👅
isack picked the movie didnt he

hellokimi🩷
that could mean nothing

whimisyswallower🎐
or it could mean everything..

jackedhole🧿
no wrestling mid movie.
liam is apparently choosing a movie so speak now or forever hold ur peace

lightninglover⚡️🩶
if you guys start fucking while lighntning is in radiator springs im killing myself and isack
im looking st you ant and bear

jackedhole🧿
lets not fuck at all
and last rule
last person to inevitably fall asleep shuts the tv
clear?