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Family 🥰
Yesterday 9:28 PM
family! i have news!
Ilya sent three photos. [one is of Shane crying and smiling, looking exhausted as he held their newborn. The second is of the baby herself, swaddled and asleep in her bassinet with a little cap pulled over her dark curls. The third is of Ilya's bare chest, the baby resting against his bear tattoo for skin to skin.]
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Yuna
Oh my god! Was that your emergency?!
yes! her name is Juliette Irya Hollander-Rozanova ))
shane was very upset but i told him is okay because we did not know about her ((
but she is little small but very healthy. and very loud!
David
They typically are!
She's beautiful, bud.
Yuna
How is Shane? Is he okay?
It wasn't too bad for him?
he is asleep now, but i think he will be okay. it was.. a lot
but the doctors and nurses have been very kind about him, i think because Lisa would kill them if not
and me, of course
Yuna
And me! That's my baby, I will not stand for anyone not treating him with the respect he deserves.
🥹 and you! you are a great mama
and now great grandma!
well no-grandma who is great
you know what i mean
Yuna
I know what you mean, sweetheart 🥰
Are you guys at Ottawa General? David and I could come tomorrow, drop off clothes and some baby supplies?
yes! that would be perfect
i have not thought about that, i've been too busy staring at her
the nurse took her to the nursery so Shane could rest ((
David
You should rest too, son.
At least as much as you can before you guys are bringing a newborn home.
Yuna
Yes! David and I will text when we start heading over.
David
And we'll bring food, as well.
i love you both so much
thank you
Yuna
Anything for our babies.
We love you too Ilya, and we're proud of both you and Shane.
Now go to sleep sweetheart ❤️
♥️
David
Yesterday 10:32 pm
i'm sorry to text again
i can't sleep
i'm scared i'm going to break her or be bad for her
my papa wasn't a good man to me or my brother and i don't want to be like him
it's okay son, I will always be here for you and Shane.
you're not going to break her or be bad for her
you are a very bright man who has a lot of love to give, you will be amazing for her
I have faith that you will be such a good dad, Ilya. I'm only sorry that you have to learn on the fly like this. Granted a few months of knowing and doing research only does so much
thank you, david
i am so happy to have you and yuna, and that you have shane so that i could fall in love with him
i love having a family ♥️
We love have you in our family, Ilya ❤️
🏒GO CENS WIN CUP💯
Today 7:06 am
@everyone wake up
big news
Chouinard
bold of you to assume I'm allowed to sleep past 7:30am
Young
pretty sure holms is down for at least the next business day
is it important
very
Haas
wait hold on why do you think holms is down
Young
oh bro naptrapped me last night
fell asleep with his huge ass head on me
Boyle
picture for blackmail purposes puhLEASE
Young
Young sent one photo [sends a picture of Zachery Holmberg snoozing soundly on Adam Young's stomach, holding him close and drooling on his shirt]
Several people laughed at a photo
guys
is ugent
life or death
My Shane 🍑♥️
stop making it sound like someone's dying.
Bood
is someone dying?
just mine and shane's social lives ')))
Barrett
what does that even mean
LaPointe
bro what are we doing up this early
Haas
cap has something important he needs to tell us
Dykstra
don't tell us you guys dropped the cup on your day
My Shane 🍑♥️
oh shit
the cup
the cup is not important
is this
Ilya sent five photos [The first three photos are the first photos he had sent Yuna and David. The last two are from this morning. One is of Shane giving Ilya the middle finger as he's up and walking with Juliette in his arms, morning light streaming through the window. The other is of Ilya grinning as he holds up a keychain that has Juliette's name on it]
her name is Juliette if you couldn't tell
Bood
no fucking way
LaPointe
i'm sorry, come again?
Dykstra
oh wow
Young
yo this is going to fuck up the favorite child ranking SO fucking bad bro 😭
Barrett
where did that baby even come from?
Well when two hockey players love each other very much and they have hot, sweaty, amazing gay sejfbjdjajbd
LaPointe
HAH they got em
My Shane 🍑♥️
oh my god
she came from me.
out of me, rather
Barrett
wait-hold on.
you're telling me that THE Shane Hollander won us the cup while PREGNANT?
My Shane 🍑♥️
to be fair, i didn't know?
Barrett
UNKNOWINGLY?
Young
that's actually pretty fucking cool
haasy, did you predict this on your tumblr
Haas
can we stop bringing up my tumblr please 😓
but no
Hayes
wait that makes so much sense actually
LaPointe
does it?
does it really make sense or do you just have freak goalie eyes
Hayes
it honestly might be the goalie eyes
and they're not freaky :( my wife tells me she loves them everyday
Young
pretty sure she's legally obligated to bud
Haas
i think your eyes are pretty Wyatt
Hayes
thank you Luca :)
Bood
how are you feelin hollzy?
My Shane 🍑♥️
Like I pushed an eight pound bowling ball out of me
Bood
Well I fucking bet.
She's beautiful man, you did good.
When she's older she and Milo can have playdates 😊
My Shane 🍑♥️
Aww, thank you Zane :)
Wait, Wyatt what do you mean "that makes so much sense"
Hayes
Well I mean
You've just been so tired lately? Not like
You're still fucking killer at hockey, obviously, but every time I've seen you over the last few months just have a moment to sit, you look fucking exhausted
Young
oh shit yeah
and like the time he kept throwing up on roadies
LaPointe
aw i thought he just kept eating the gas station hotdogs
i was like "dawg you gotta have some self respect, no one touches those dogs and they're seasoned with the breath of a couple dozen people"
Dykstra
those hotdogs are a delicacy, you take that back
My Shane 🍑♥️
I have never, and will never, touch a gas sation hotdog in my life.
but he has touched my hotdog 😉
My Shane 🍑♥️
Ilya oh my god
Sorry, he got his phone back somehow and hid in the bathroom
Come get your daughter, mom and dad just texted they'll be here soon
yes, моя любовь 🫡my love
Bood
I can hear the whip all the way from here 😭
Hayes
walk him like a dog, Hollzy
🐶 woof
My Shane 🍑♥️
Ilya.
Today 2:27 pm
Holmberg
wait why were you guys blowing up my ophen
fuck vuess i should sfroll ip
IS THAT A BABY?
SAPS ☺️
Today 7:29
Cassie
Roz, why is my husband on the floor crying like the time you gifted him a blackstone?
Selena
seriously, Nick was in the middle of making breakfast and he had to step outside
he left a pancake on :(
i have no idea what you mean
Harris
Harris sent one photo. [It's a photo of Troy shirtless in their bed with the covers rumpled around him and Chiron laying his head on his chest. He holds a pillow over his face, his phone is still open off to the sidewith a blurry picture of a baby still on the screen]
he's been muttering for the last five minutes, something about the cup
My Shane 🍑♥️
oh my god, it wasn't that big of a deal.
actually it is major deal
Ilya sent five photos [To be fair, the photos Ilya sent to the boys]
Nicole
No, I'm sorry. Shane Hollander-Rozanov
did you just say giving birth two days after winning the Stanley cup wasn't that big of a deal?
Cassie
he what
Caitlin
holy fuck
Harris
im crying, how the fuck did you do that
My Shane 🍑♥️
You can't fullname me, Nicole Boyle, I just gave birth to a baby I didn't know about until I was in labor.
Cassie
Where were you even hiding her? You have a fucking six pack!
Caitlin
I'm pretty sure Susie had stretch marks growing stretch marks 😭
Lisa
Oh my god guys, she's so beautiful! I'm sorry I couldn't come back up to see you guys before I left
Cassie
You saw them?! And didn't tell anyone?!
Lisa
We've been over HIPAA sooo many times Cas 😅
Selena
I'm sorry, I am still trying to process that Ilya Rozanov is technically a father now
wait
you're right
holy fuck
My Shane 🍑♥️
.. We haven't had time to freak out properly.
My parents are coming to meet her, so we'll be able to walk around without her for like, five minutes.
Cassie
Oh you poor things, I can't imagine.
Zane and I got all our freakouts in like, two months before Milo was born.
And we still have to take a pause to talk each other off the ledge occasionally.
Nicole
Yes, that!
When the twins came, Jake and I were constantly going and going for months. It was only when my mom first visited that we finally got a chance to breathe and touch base
Caitlin
I actually had a pretty okay time. Susie was a pretty chill baby.
Harris
Logically I know childen and puppies are two seperate things, but
Roz you do so well with all the dogs on the farm, it would probably translate well to raising a child?
thank you harris, is very kind of you
Selena
And you've got a whole chat of moms to consult if you guys ever need help!
oh my god! Think of all the playdates they all could have! It's going to be so great
My Shane 🍑♥️
You guys are so sweet, thank you so much.
Ugh, I'm crying again :(
Caitlin
:( oh sweetheart
Nicole
Yeah, those hormone will get you :(
Cassie
I know you guys won't be feeling up to guests for a minute but..
We're going to put together a basket for you guys! I'll have Zane drop it off tomorrow 🤗
shane cannot reply because of tears but he is saying thank you so much
and i thank you too ')))
Sveta 🍸
Today 7:56 am
svetlana
wake up
Only you wake up in the middle of the day and you're a professional athlete, and I know it drives your fellow professional athlete husband crazy.
whatever
are you sitting down
What did you do.
what didn't i do 😉
Ilya sent three photos. [One is of Juliette yawning, the next of Shane leaning over the side of his bed and the side of the bassinet, the third Shane had taken without Ilya noticing as he walked around holding her against his chest]
sveta, your silence is concerning
Sorry, I was just sitting in silence to wrap my head around the fact that Shane just ushered another Rozanov into the world
At least he's got a firm handle on the leash
i don't think he'll have any problems, he's the most capable person i know
it's just the fact that we didn't know-we thought he was going to have his appendix taken out last night until surprise
baby!
Fuck, really? That man deserves a spa day.
A spa month, really. Tell me when you guys will be settled with the baby and I will buy him a package at that place your little friend went to.
And you better be taking care of him
of course, he was told to rest so i'm doing all the cooking and cleaning and tending
i will be the most stand up husband and new father ever
no one has every stood up as well as me
Shane really turned a hoe into a housewife 😭
🖕
kiss the baby for auntie sveta 😘
and look out for gifts on your door step. I'm expecting physical pictures to put in a book the next time you have a game in Boston
of course. the only hard part is which ones to choose
and Ilyusha?
yes sveta?
I love you, you will be an amazing papa.
i love you too, sevta, and thank you
🦕 and his controversially young husband
Today 8:26
hunter
Scott
Hunter-Grady.
You sent us a wedding gift.
Kip
what's up Roz?
i came to introduce youngest player in the league to oldest player in the league
Scott
Rozanov, you and Shane are only like three years younger than me
I don't even know why I try to reason with you
Ilya sent three photos. [One is of Shane smiling for the camera and sipping from a cup of ice water while holding their daughter, another is Juliette alone in her bassinet, and third was of Ilya holding his hand out for scale of how small she was]
Kip
oh my god
Scott
what-
her name is Juliette Hollander-Rozanova )))
Kip
aw wait that's actually so cute
did Shane pick it out?
yes, as is his right
but i agree with you and him
is very cute
hunter you are quiet over there
Scott
Sorry, i just
do not tell me you need me to tell you how two men make a baby
Scott
Please don't.
are you sure because i could explain to you in great detail
my shane thinks i make excellent stories with my tongue
Kip
He just went really pale.
Scott
I just remembered I checked Shane into the boards so hard our last game against eachother that he needed to skate in to catch his breath
ah yes, i remember
is bad enough you check my husband, but my unborn daughter too? For shame
we should tell the social medias
Scott
Just send me links to anything you need for her for the next eighteen years
Kip
Absolutely. And congrats! We'll send you guys a baby Admirals jersey :)
thank you! that jersey will immediately go in the trash )))
Brother 🐻s 4 lyfe 💪
Today 9:17 am
Ilya sent three photos. [one is of Shane cradling Juliette and talking to her, the second was of Juliette in her bassinet with a teddy bear that was bigger than her, the third was of Ilya drinking one of those hospital juice cups]
Marlow
whyyy is shane hollander holding the cutest fucking baby bro
is my baby too
he is explaining rules of hockey even though he said she might not want to play
Conners
wait shes actually so cute what the fuck
didn't know your mug could contribute to something you'd liken to puppies and kittens
i'm kidding actually, you're so hot dude
har har, you are very funny
but yes she is precious and everything all because she is more like shane than me
St.Simon
oh what
congrats kid
Hammersmith
oh man, a mix of Hollander and Rozanov? The hockey world isn't prepared
Marlow
oh yeah the PWHL is already saving up to sign her contracts
send her to the Fleet Roz, she's got rooms all over Boston
Conners
ngl it would be super fucking funny if hockey just wasnt her bag
funny yes
but i will support her no matter what
St.Simon
Good on you man
Never thought there'd be a day we'd see you so domesticated
Hammersmith
I remember his club days fondly
Conners
weren't you getting hammered during his club days
Hammersmith
Con man, it wasn't funny when you said it your first year here, what makes you think it's gonna be funny now
Marlow
So when are you gonna bring her to Boston dude
considering she is three seconds old..
probably six months?
if shane agrees with travel
St.Simon
Wait.
This kid was just born?
Didn't Ottawa win the cup a few days ago?
yes? what is your point
Marlow
no fucking way
Conners
oh my god
as if Shane Hollander wasn't already the fucking goat
yes, my husband is very hot and sexy and good at hockey even when carrying baby
St.Simon
Fuck, I might as well retire now
I can't even think to beat that
Hammersmith
Weren't you supposed to retire last year
St.Simon
Shhh, that's your three concussions talking to you
i miss your bickering so much 🥺
but i have to get back to husband and baby now
Marlow
Of course man
Tell Shane congrats from all of us alright?
St.Simon
Send us a registery man, we'll stock your house
Conners
Dude, Roz and Hollander combined are way beyond Fuck You rich, i don't think they need us stocking their nursery
Hammersmith
yeah but it's still a nice thing that friends do, doofus
🥹 good times
i love you all, pray for me as i live in newborn trenches
Rose 🙄 Landry
Today 10:48 am
Ilya sent two photos. [One is of Shane burping Juliette, having changed out of the hospital gown into one of Ilya's Bears shirts and a pair of sweatpants. The other is a selfie of Ilya pressing a kiss to the baby's forehead as her little hand comes up to push his face away]
oh! Congratulations! I didn't know you guys had gone with a surrogate!
I offered! I know Shane probably would have preferred not to, y'know.
Rose, we have gotten over our differences, yes?
the "differences" being Shane dating me after running from his emotions? Yeah, I'd say we'd gotten over them
point is, I love you now like my very distant cousin who I only ever talk to very awkwardly during holidays
thank you?
i would never let you father my baby.
💀 yeah, okay
plus, she is mine and Shane's
well yeah, even with a surrogate or adopting, the kid is still yours!
no, Landry. She is Mine
and Shane's
you know I hate when you speak in riddles!
WAIT
NO WAY
yes way
we did not know, it was a surprise
but a good one!
Well she's really cute, oh my god!
Oh I'm going to get her the cutest baby clothes ever. She's going to be the most dripped out kid at daycare
between you, me, and sveta, i'm pretty sure we would clear out all the luxury brands of baby clothes
better than letting Shane choose the entirety of her wardrobe
he has gotten better, but baby girl needs to be the talk of the town
and she will be
thank you, rose
no, thank you for sharing with me!
Jackie and her boys
Today 11:42 am
Boiziau
Hey Shane, when are you and Roz coming for camp?
I could probably put you guys up in my spare room.
Pike
No way, I've been deep cleaning the house so that we don't have another twisted ankle situation for them.
that should be a given, no?
i fear for jackie's ankles for when Shane and I aren't coming ((
Jackie
You're sweet to worry, Ilya.
The kids and Hayden are better at picking up, I promise.
good, he better be
and shane and i will probably not be able to make it to camps (((
shane and yuna are still talking about it
Boiziau
Ah-for why?
Pike
Roz this is such short notice
is not my fault! or shane's either
Hunter has already agreed to lead at least montreal camp
i will ask bood if he wants to lead ottawa
all will be fixed
Jackie
Honey, is something going on?
You're talking like something is going on.
why yes jackie, something is going on 🥺
Pike
Oh my god 🙄
Ilya sent two photos and a video. [one of the photos was of Juliette glaring at the bear Ilya had placed next to her, the second was of a selfie of Ilya holding her sleeping against his chest. The video was of Shane sitting above Juliette as he her propped up on a pillow on the bed, her little arms swinging as he sings her a little lullaby in French.]
Jackie loved a video
Pike and Boiziau emphasized an image
Putain de merdeHoly fuck
Pike
Thats
Jackie
Oh my god!
Congratulations!
Pike
Jacks, they won the cup like. Two days ago.
Shane won the cup.
Two days ago
Jackie
I know that, Hayden. That makes it even more amazing, wow!
Boiziau
I don't think i can wrap my mind around this
we did not know, if that helps?
Pike
if it
fuck
And he still played beautifully.
of course he still played beautifully, he is Shane Hollander-Rozanov
Boiziau
and you guys had absolutely no idea?
none
Boiziau
Hayd, we need to kill Comeau and Drapeau.
Pike
Agreed
Jackie
I will not condone murder, but..
god, it sucks you guys didn't know.
yes, it was scary
then he yelled at me a lot 😢
My Shane🍑♥️
Because you deserved it.
i did not (((
Pike
Shane!
My Shane🍑♥️
Hey guys
Jackie
Hey sweetheart, how are you feeling? I know this situation is beyond messed up.
My Shane🍑♥️
I think once we get settled, I'll be fine? I've got Ilya and my parents, so I don't really have a need for help around or taking care of her.
Jackie, I want to say that you're amazing for not killing Hayden for making you go through that.
multiple times.
Pike
Hey!
Boiziau
Ah, so she shall be my only Hollander-Rozanov neice.
Hollander-Rozanova
and yes, for the foreseeable future
My Shane🍑♥️
For now, yes.
Pike
I just never thought I'd see the day.
Shane Hollander, legend in hockey and now a dad
i agree, i think he is very much a hot dilf now
is like the world is giving me a reward
Pike
that is literally not what I said at all
Jackie
you guys are going to do great
Boiziau
We'll make sure the camps run smoothly while you're gone, just worry about the baby
My Shane🍑♥️
thank you guys, really.
as soon as we feel up to travel, we'll drive to Montreal to so you can meet Juliette
Jackie
Don't push yourself!
Pike
yeah man, take all the time you need to relax and get as into the swing of things as you can with a newborn
fuck
a newborn right after the fucking Stanley cup
this is somehow the most Shane Hollander thing you could do
My Shane🍑♥️
thank you?
Boiziau
You're fucking awesome man, I hope you know that
he is
and i will make sure he and Juliette are all taken care of
Jackie
Such a sweetheart!
Pike
that's literally his job 🙄
and i am best at it 😁
My Shane🍑♥️
uh-huh.
we gotta go, mom and dad are back with the baby
Jackie
okay! Call us if you guys need anything!
Boiziau
yeah, remember you've got people who could at least attempt to help here.
My Shane🍑♥️
thank you guys
♥️
Pike
anything for you, Shane
Jackie
and Ilya!
thank you, Jackie )))
Farah🙏😬
Today 4:41 pm
Good evening my lovely Farah 😁
What did you two do?
Ilya sent three photos [One is one Juliette in Yuna's arms, looking tiny and grumpy in the duck onesie they had put her in. The second is of Shane holding up a peace sign in the hospital bed, eating fries and looking better rested. The third was of Ilya holding an "it's a girl!" balloon and grinning
Two things.
Congratulations, that is a very beautiful baby and you two will be amazing dads.
thank you! that means a lot
and the second?
You guys need go pay me more.
of course, we will draw up contract for more 🫡