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1. CRACK in Fanfiction form by VIXCO

   Fandoms: Every fandom is here bro  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   27 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Everyone Is Here
   • TRUST me bro - Character
   • I'm Sorry
   • Crack
   • author regrets everything
   • Cannibalism
   • Gore
   • Blood
   • Death
   • Murder
   • Drugs
   • alcohol consumption
   • Sex
   • brain rot
   • Mental Illness
   • Memes
   • author ships the most random shit together
   • author loves rodincent
   • author loves bok su X da jeong
   • Toxic Yuri Smut
   • I'm so bored that's why I'm writing smut now I'm actually asexual (when it isn't Illumi bc id totally crack him/j)
   • is this how sex works?
   • Strong Language
   • Existential Dread
   • underage drinking/smoking
   • I probably need way more trigger warnings
   • suicide? I think it counts
   • SH probably
   • Sacrifices
   • Cults
   • Rituals
   • one of the chapters is heavily inspired by sfawtde and dawtde as well as the king in yellow
   • what the fuck is happening
   • help me
   • Cosmic Horror
   • Alternate Universes
   • Why do I do this to myself
   • Freaky
   • I might've sexualized entities beyound human comprehension
   • overly mentioning the fact that Marion is drunk af in chapter 3
   • my writing looks like fucking character Ai bc I used that shit for like 3 years and now Im stopping but the result from that is writing like a bot
   • Fuck AI
   • if you can't fight it romance it
   • mention of j0bs
   • Touching Grass
   • I might've imagined the Kings jester to be Luka mb gng
   • Homophobia
   • Transphobia
   • Racism
   • why am I the epitome of yellow? It's not even my favorite color
   • I've been possessed by the king himself to make chapter 3 extra long
   • bUNGEE GUM has the properties of both rUBbEr and gUm
   • I guess the king possessed me to vent about the roots of my self hatred too
   • ignore my vent tho it's not even considered a vent to me given its nothing serious just my own mistakes
   • i'm projecting
   • Marion won't stop walking down immensely long hallways bc I'm bad at writing
   • im bad at French and Spanish please don't burn me like a witch
   • Hitler
   • 9/11
   • everything is a refrence
   • I may or may have not mildly shipped Marion and the Kings jester (I'm a big Luka simp)
   • Scientology slander
   • author is very sleep deprived
   • pineapple on pizza
   • Milk before cereal
   • I can't add all the fandoms in the tags because there are too many
   • fandoms include my oc stories
   • refrence to the E- girl factory from 2020
   • Shitty Writing
   • Angst
   • I have lost my sense of humor
   • shitpost
   • actively trying to get over a C.ai addiction with this fic gng
   • I was probably on crack writing this btw

   Summary

   Just a bunch of crack fics I wrote a while ago when I was bored that I decided to post now because I have free will. I repeat I didn't write this all at once I am posting it like a month after writing it. This is what I'm posting while I work on the main fic aka the Luka/reader fic.

   This is my eternal hell.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,899

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Hits:

   63