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1. Count von Cunt by Cassandra_Goth

   Fandoms: Sesame Street (US TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Elmo (Sesame Street)
   • Grover (Sesame Street)
   • Abby Cadabby
   • Rocco (Sesame Street)
   • Count Von Count (Sesame Street)
   • Ernie (Sesame Street)
   • Original Male Human Character(s)
   • Original Female Human Character(s)
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Object Insertion
   • Magical Counting Vagina
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Vampire Bites
   • Accidental Vampire Bite
   • Curses
   • insertion
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Sex Toys
   • Masturbation
   • Orgasm
   • Measurement Kink
   • Size Kink
   • Forced Pauses
   • Humiliation
   • Penis Size
   • Vegetables as sex toys
   • Bats
   • educational programming
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Muppet Logic
   • Meta Humor
   • Fourth Wall
   • Everyone Is An Adult
   • No Human Children
   • The Number 7 Used Incorrectly
   • Short & Sweet
   • Episode Style

   Summary

   Rebecca moved to Sesame Street because the rent was reasonable and the neighborhood seemed safe.

   Then the Count bit her somewhere anatomically inconvenient, and her vagina inherited his enthusiasm for counting.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,638

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   25

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   428