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The Five
Lando
i cant do this
find another singer
goodbye i quit
charlie 🐎
no
alex 🤍
no
george 💙
no
maxie 🐂
stop being dramatic
charlie 🐎
max
maxie 🐂
what they said
Lando
why dont you guys understand
george 💙
we understand enough
alex 🤍
we believe in you
charlie 🐎
you did better than last time
maxie 🐂
did he?
charlie 🐎
max i swear
Lando
he is right though
i cant do this
charlie 🐎
yes you can i swear I felt something today
you were almost there
maxie 🐂
you sure it wasn't pain from what we just witnessed
charlie 🐎
MAX
alex 🤍
MAX
george 💙
MAX
Lando
😭😭😭
i just cant relate to any of the lyrics
i dont get how love can hurt like that
charlie 🐎
you sweet baby 🥺
alex 🤍
aww lando that's actually a really good thing
Lando
is it?
its not helping the album
maxie 🐂
it's really not
charlie 🐎
max get out.
Lando
😭😭😭😭
george 💙
charles why don't you sing it
alex 🤍
i second that
you've written basically the whole song
maxie 🐂
no.
charlie 🐎
I WAS IN A VERY DARK PLACE OK
Lando
i can't eat, i can't sleep, i think you're what's wrong with me
like howww???
what does that even mean!!!
alex 🤍
you should know that well actually
charles was at your place after [redacted]
george 💙
you literally dragged him to the doctor as well
Lando
yeah because he refused to leave the bed
he was surving on ice cream and cake for four days
and i saw him crying to puppy videos in the middle of the night
charlie 🐎
hello some trigger warnings would be nice???
alex 🤍
sorry
george 💙
would you tell us why you can't sing it?
charlie 🐎
well for one lando is the lead singer
alex 🤍
like that's stopped anyone before
Lando
you literally sing purple
charlie 🐎
that's different
maxie 🐂
yeah because he wrote that for me
alex 🤍
I KNEW IT
Lando
I KNEW IT
george 💙
that's lovely
but can we discuss the situation here
maxie 🐂
you mean the problem
Lando
😭😭😭
charlie 🐎
max stop bullying him
alex 🤍
yeah he isn't even fighting back today
maxie 🐂
ugh
he's been quite since lewis told him off
i was trying to get him to talk
charlie 🐎
aww mon cher 🥺
george 💙
how thoughtful
alex 🤍
just admit you have a soft spot for him already 🙄
Lando
MAX 😭😭😭
ILYSM YOURE THE BEST
im gonna cry again
maxie 🐂
pls don't
charlie 🐎
again?
alex 🤍
why were you crying?
Lando
because!!!
lewis said im not getting the emotions right
he said he cant feel any love or heartbreak😔
maxie 🐂
fuck him
what does he know about heartbreak
george 💙
well...
alex 🤍
well...
charlie 🐎
well...
Lando
well..
maxie 🐂
i take that back
still fuck him
he didn't say it nicely enough
Lando
thanks 🥺
george 💙
i don't get one thing though
charlie 🐎
what?
maxie 🐂
what?
Lando
what?
alex 🤍
is this about what you told me?
george 💙
yes
charlie 🐎
get to the point already
Lando
the suspense is killing me 🙄
george 💙
lando can't sing sad songs because he doesn't relate to them right?
charlie 🐎
yeah
alex 🤍
yeah
maxie 🐂
yeah
george 💙
because he's never had his heart broken?
charlie 🐎
yeah
alex 🤍
yeah
maxie 🐂
yeah
george 💙
because he's never been in love?
charlie 🐎
get to the damn point!
maxie 🐂
yes we know he's a loser can we move on
Lando
😭
george 💙
how does he sing the happy ones then?
like I swear honeybee demo sounds great
charlie 🐎
oh?
alex 🤍
yeah I heard it yesterday and couldn't believe my ears
Lando
rude
maxie 🐂
actually now that you mention it
lewis told me lando helped with some of the lyrics
charlie 🐎
what?
alex 🤍
what?
george 💙
what?
Lando
😳
maxie 🐂
exactly
charlie 🐎
lando...
Lando
yea...
charlie 🐎
is there something you'd like to share with us?
Lando
umm not really
alex 🤍
are you sure?
Lando
omg look at the time i should go to sleep
george 💙
it's not even 11
maxie 🐂
excuses
charlie 🐎
yeah sure id like to see you sleep before 2 am for once
Lando
i know right im so tired
good nightttt
charlie 🐎
weird 🧐
george 💙
weird 🧐
alex 🤍
weird 🧐
maxie 🐂
loser
charlie 🐎
MAX
george 💙
i could make a presentation on love and heartbreak
charlie 🐎
NO
maxie 🐂
NO
alex 🤍
NO
Lando
NO
Unknown
Unknown
Hello is this Lando Norris?
Lando
ummm
who is asking?
Unknown
Oscar
I'm Oscar Piastri
Lando
library guy????
Unknown
Glad you remember
Lando
mate weve been accidentally studying and walking to class together for a week
ofc i remember you
oscar from library
Accidentally...right
Lando
so youre saying you did save a seat for me yesterday 😏
oscar from library
I said nothing
Lando
sure...
im onto you mr piastri
oscar from library
Oh no busted
Lando
that's what I thought
anyways how did you get my number?
oscar from library
Right
So my friend Logan knows your friend Alex
Lando
oh?
oscar from library
Yeah
Lando
that doesn't explain why you have it though 👀
oscar from library
Yeah so
I was thinking I could we stop "accidentally" studying and walking to class together
Lando
oh
oscar from library
Yeah thought I could pick you up and we could walk to library together as well
Like you know not accidentally?
Uh Lando?
Lando
yeah
cool cool
we should do that
oscar from library
Okay
Well I live away from campus
I'll text you when I get near the dorms?
Lando
yeah
actually can you call me instead?
so i dont miss it
oscar from library
Of course
We could also get breakfast together if you'd like?
Lando
breakfast?
together??
oscar from library
Uh yeah?
You always complain you get hungry during class so we could get something to sneak during class too?
Lando
that's
good
yeah lets do that
oscar from library
Okay
See you tomorrow then
Goodnight Lando 😊
Lando
yeah good night
charlie 🐎
Lando
i think i have a stomach bug
charlie 🐎
???
thought you were sleeping 🙄
Lando
i was...
charlie 🐎
what happened then?
did you eat kinder before sleeping again 😭
Lando
uh no
i feel better actually
charlie 🐎
you sure?
Lando
yup
im gonna sleep for real now
charlie 🐎
you're acting strange
is this about what george said about honeybee demo 🧐
Lando
dunno what youre talking about
good night 🥰
alex 🤍
alex 🤍
so how do you know oscar piastri 🤨