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1. And When We’re Getting Dirty I Forget All That Is Wrong by hockeyfixation2411

   Fandoms: Baseball RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Addison Barger/Davis Schneider
   • Davis Schneider
   • Addison Barger
   • Ernie Clement (mentioned)
   • Toronto Blue Jays
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Sort Of
   • Magical Realism
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Kind Of
   • basically davis gets pussy cursed
   • this is a common trope on hockey ao3 is it also on baseball
   • bringing it hear anyway
   • ernie briefly haunts the narrative
   • addison wants that cookie so bad
   • Cunnilingus
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Friends with Benefits
   • but really
   • Friends with Benefits to Lovers
   • Davis is kind of dumb here
   • Temporary Changes to Gender or Sex
   • Aftercare
   • addy cares so much it confuses davis so bad
   • Not Beta Read
   • no AI
   • Fuck AI

   Summary

   Davis was regretting his decision right now. Maybe he should've just bit the bullet and asked Ern. Ernie wouldn't be keeled over in a fit of giggles at Davis' expence right now. But maybe that would be worse. Because Ernie would be nice about it.
   "No, no it's not funny", Addy said, but it sounded condescending in Davis' ears. "But I'm serious Schneids", he tells him, as if Addy is ever serious about anything. "It kind of suits you bud". Davis actually swings at him this time. It's a pretty half hearted attempt, and Addy catches his wrist easily to stop him. Davis can feel the heat blooming in his cheeks. But how could he not blush when Addy is telling him the pussy currently in the place his dick used to be 'suits him'.

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