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1. No sign of bad luck in rapture by LocustPocus

   Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, Multi
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hal Jordan & Lois Lane
   • Clark Kent/Lois Lane
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Lois Lane
   • Clark Kent (mentioned)
   • Think I might be the first person on Earth to tag for hal and lois
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Green Lantern Nonsense
   • actually
   • comic book nonsense
   • Friendship
   • Developing Friendships
   • Discussions of xenophilia
   • but like in a funny way
   • No beta we die like sam lane
   • Make Kryptonians more alien 2k26

   Summary

   For a split second, he thinks that maybe Lois didn’t hear him. She keeps her eyes fixed on the city contemplatively, absently chewing on her lip like one would click a pen. Then she turns to him with a half-severe half-absent expression.

   “You’ve had sex with aliens, right?”

   Hal chokes on a ball of spit in his throat.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Locust’s JL+ Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,263

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   40

   Bookmarks:

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