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  1. How to Properly Switch Jobs by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    31 Jul 2026

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    The new Dark Lord, Hermione Granger, casts no spells and keeps no monsters. She just fixes the heating, hands out sandwiches, runs literacy classes, and writes a corvée reform proposal complete with footnotes.
    The king sends her old friend Harry Potter to "reason" with her—and Harry finds himself facing the most reasonable person in all of Ellindor, along with a cup of tea with two sugars.

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