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Dr. Crookshanks' Guide to Courtship (A Textfic)
LyraMBlack
Summary:
Draco has been trying everything to court Hermione, but she's completely oblivious.
Out of desperation, he creates a spell... and accidentally turns Crookshanks into a human every night at midnight.
Draco immediately decides this makes Crookshanks the perfect dating coach.
Crookshanks thinks Draco is stupid.
By day, he's Hermione's grumpy cat. By night, he's a sarcastic human forced into giving Draco relationship advice.
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Welcome to Dr. Crookshanks' Guide to Courtship. 🐈📱
A textfic born from one simple question: What if Draco accidentally turned Crookshanks into a human... and the only way to break the spell was to successfully court Hermione?
Unfortunately for Crookshanks, Draco Malfoy is his only hope.Updates: New episodes every week.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
Chapter 1: A Text Message from Unknown
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