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Theo drops off his pet ferret for Hermione to watch while he goes on his honeymoon. He neglects to mention that his pet ferret is Draco Malfoy. Shenanigans ensue.
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26 Sep 2026
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Draco just knows that the Weasleys are doing something deviant with the mysterious Muggle truck parked at their dilapidated house and as an Auror, it's his duty to catch them. What he didn't plan for was Hermione Granger pushing his plans right off track in the most enticing way possible.
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03 Sep 2026
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“You lay back on a platform and a magic wall forms around you. All that the boys can see is below the waist.”
“A wall?” Hermione repeated, the image of it lodging in her brain.
Stuck there, prone and vulnerable to the probing fingers and mouths of mystery boys. What a gross invasion. The room suddenly felt warmer and she had to shift on the bench to suppress the unexpected pulse in her core.
Hermione decides to participate in an unusual educational endeavor.
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01 Sep 2026
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Theodore Nott: Matchmaker Extraordinaire (if you squint) by Kisses_K for MidnightLumos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Enough was enough. Theo could no longer work in the same confined space as the two smartest people he knew—who also happened to be woefully inept in the romance department. It was time for him to dust off his cupid's bow and smack his two best friends around the head with it.
The three times Theo attempted to and failed at getting Hermione and Draco together, and the one time it accidentally worked.
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01 Sep 2026
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Lessons in Seduction, Owl Post Edition by brb_binding, Rogue_Roxy, softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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When Draco wooed Hermione with letters, words and other things
An epistolary interactive fic.
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27 Aug 2026