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Theo drops off his pet ferret for Hermione to watch while he goes on his honeymoon. He neglects to mention that his pet ferret is Draco Malfoy. Shenanigans ensue.
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26 Sep 2026
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Draco just knows that the Weasleys are doing something deviant with the mysterious Muggle truck parked at their dilapidated house and as an Auror, it's his duty to catch them. What he didn't plan for was Hermione Granger pushing his plans right off track in the most enticing way possible.
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03 Sep 2026
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“You lay back on a platform and a magic wall forms around you. All that the boys can see is below the waist.”
“A wall?” Hermione repeated, the image of it lodging in her brain.
Stuck there, prone and vulnerable to the probing fingers and mouths of mystery boys. What a gross invasion. The room suddenly felt warmer and she had to shift on the bench to suppress the unexpected pulse in her core.
Hermione decides to participate in an unusual educational endeavor.
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01 Sep 2026
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Theodore Nott: Matchmaker Extraordinaire (if you squint) by Kisses_K for MidnightLumos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Enough was enough. Theo could no longer work in the same confined space as the two smartest people he knew—who also happened to be woefully inept in the romance department. It was time for him to dust off his cupid's bow and smack his two best friends around the head with it.
The three times Theo attempted to and failed at getting Hermione and Draco together, and the one time it accidentally worked.
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01 Sep 2026
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Lessons in Seduction, Owl Post Edition by brb_binding, Rogue_Roxy, softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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When Draco wooed Hermione with letters, words and other things
An epistolary interactive fic.
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27 Aug 2026
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A Cure for the Common Curse by MidnightLumos for Wanderingfair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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“Granger.” Malfoy looked her up and down. “Are you ill?”
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27 Aug 2026
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It’s movie night between two friends. Hermione and Draco continue their regularly scheduled programming of a weekly movie night, only this time no movies get played and the pair find themselves wrapped up in each other.
*One shot/Short story*
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26 Aug 2026
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Another phial arrived the next day. Then the next and the next. Always with the same note, same handwriting, same words.
“Thinking of you.”
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25 Aug 2026
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25 Aug 2026
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Hermione likes being watched.
She likes getting herself off in front of a webcam to unknown muggles.
She likes that there’s no chance she’ll be recognized as the golden girl.
That is, until Draco Malfoy is at the other side of the screen.
—******—
Or, when Draco Malfoy starts stalking Hermione Granger after seeing her on a random video chatting website.
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12 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Curious Feline by venus_in_aries for Avocadotoasterstrudel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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With rumours of an impending marriage law making the rounds in Wizarding Britain, Hermione Granger takes it upon herself to announce a competition to win her heart, in hopes of securing a match on her own before the Ministry mandates one for her. News breaks in The Daily Prophet that the wizard who can catch her cat, whose collar holds a key to her flat, will be the one who also wins her heart.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has become a virtual shut-in, living alone in Malfoy Manor. He, like everyone else, learns of the competition, but has no intention of winning it himself.
It seems to be by pure coincidence that he ends up befriending Granger's cat out of crippling loneliness. When he moves into her building at the behest of their mutual best friend, Theo Nott, who is also a resident, he finds himself having a front row seat to the competition.
Of course, he and everyone else have no idea that her cat is no ordinary cat. The cat, or "Duchess" as Draco finds himself calling her, is actually Hermione herself in her animagus form.
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29 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy is a dangerous man who is used to getting everything he wants. He likes giving gifts, good girls who are grateful, and pretty, bookish types. It is unfortunate for straight-laced Hermione Granger that he also likes a bit of a challenge.
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Age gap, mafia, sugar daddy.
Still wizarding universe somehow.
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24 Jun 2026
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When Draco Malfoy is summoned for a private meeting with the Minister of Magic after a big match, he expects business or a reprimand.
What he gets is Hermione Granger explaining (in exquisite detail) exactly what she's a fan of.
Spoiler: it isn't Quidditch.
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21 Jun 2026
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This story is a short collection of miscellaneous bonus scenes from my other story, A Good Prisoner 🖤
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15 Jun 2026
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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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14 Jun 2026
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She peers up at him with slow blinking eyes. "If you were nice, you'd offer me your bed."
"I'm not nice." She's invading his space again, filling it with a waft of her intoxicating, alluring sweet aroma. He hates that he can feel his tense muscles relax under her fog. "But you know we can always share," he adds with the slightest hint of a smirk.
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The one where Draco Malfoy arrives back at the safe house injured and defeated, and Hermione can't resist broken things.
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10 Jun 2026
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
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- Part 1 of SaaS: Software as (a) Smut
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28 May 2026
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Draco becomes an absent friend and we get a sneak peek of why he likes staying inside so much.
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15 Apr 2026
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When fuck boy Draco Malfoy hears that his longtime friend and object of his every sexual fantasy has slept with Cormac McLaggen, he decides to finally take action. Or, Hermione Granger finally lets her guard-and clothes-down for her long-time crush Draco Malfoy after an enthusiastic round of sexting.
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11 Apr 2026
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In the midst of a situationship with Malfoy, Hermione arrives at the Auror office wearing a cute little skirt and BITE ME written on her tights across her arsecheek. When a furiously jealous Draco finds out she’s about to go on a date, he keeps her from the other wizard in the most persuasive way he knows how.
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08 Apr 2026