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A Gaggle, A Plump, A Skein by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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A passport-sized picture of a little girl with messy curls smiling at the camera. She’s missing both her front teeth. “That’s my Ellie,” Deadpool says, staring at Peter intently.
“Who?”
“My daughter.”
Peter’s immediate thought is: Poor girl. But instead he says, “What does that have to do with me?”
Deadpool looks pained. “I need to clean up my act, Spidey. I need to be the dad she deserves.”
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Deadpool recruits Spider-Man as his consciousness, then they accidentally adopt a gaggle of geese. -
Bookmark Notes:
“because he’s a terrible, terrible person”
Yes, Peter Parker, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood hero that sticks up for the little guy; you’re truly such a terrible, terrible person ♥️