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1. Yoichi vs Deutsche Sprache, The Ultimate Battle by Averyuniquename

   Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Isagi Yoichi/Michael Kaiser
   • Isagi Yoichi & Alexis Ness
   • Bastard München Ensemble & Isagi Yoichi
   • Isagi Yoichi/Everyone
   • Benedict Grim
   • Erik Gesner
   • Ali (Blue Lock)
   • Blue Lock Ensemble
   • Bastard München Ensemble (Blue Lock)
   • Noel Noa
   • Language
   • Learning German
   • German is a fucking joke don’t try to learn it TvT
   • cursing
   • Teasing
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Fluff
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Slice of Life
   • Language Barrier
   • Embarrassed Isagi Yoichi
   • Pretty Isagi Yoichi
   • Cultural Differences
   • OCC - Freeform
   • possibly

   Summary

   You know what is the worst idea on earth?

   Trying to learn German.

   Or in other words I make my problem with trying to learn German our beloved Yocchan’s problem.

   To the Germans out there. I have a question… Why? Why is it this difficult T0T

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   English

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   Chapters:

   1/?

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