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1. The Gift by youhavemyswordandmybow

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Dwalin/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • inappropriate use of a hobbit
   • birthday gifts
   • Alternate Ending
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Gay
   • Attempt at Humor
   • What do you get the hobbit that has everything?
   • NSFW Art
   • Fanart

   Summary

   Bilbo is so relieved to hear that not only is Thorin completely healed after Erebor, but that he and some others will be coming to the Shire for a visit on Bilbo's birthday.
   Bilbo is certain that any particular feelings he had for Thorin and Dwalin will have definitely faded after a two year hiatus.
   And, anyway, it will be just nice to see them.

   OR - In which Dwalin and Thorin don't know what to get Bilbo, so they just gift themselves

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