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1. Radish Exceptions by jedusaur

   Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
   • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent
   • Roy Kent
   • Jamie Tartt
   • Keeley Jones
   • Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso)
   • the obligatory Marbella fic
   • The Serenity Prayer
   • Developing Relationship
   • Canon Divergence
   • Beaches
   • Vacation
   • Slow Burn
   • Age Difference
   • Power Imbalance
   • Power Play
   • Obedience
   • Praise Kink
   • Undernegotiated Kink
   • Sharing Clothes
   • casual nudity
   • Exhibitionism
   • Voyeurism
   • Cock Warming
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Crossword Puzzles
   • Reading Aloud
   • Alcohol
   • canon-typical food restriction
   • mutual fridge magnets
   • muscle guarding but with feelings
   • The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known
   • screaming "FUCK" to indicate personal growth milestones
   • not quite infidelity but maybe tread carefully if that's a thing for you
   • there were literally 6 beds but they shared one anyway
   • no shirt no thoughts just roy

   Summary

   Roy loads the stupid pink leopard thing into Keeley's car, carefully wrapping a stray hoodie around its head to keep its stupid little porcelain ears from getting chipped on its journey to her new life. He takes the plane tickets out of his jacket pocket and stares at them for a moment. Then he stomps back inside, plants his feet in the middle of the lobby, and bellows, "TARTT!"

   Jamie's naked top half pops out of the doorway to the gym. "Yeah, Coach?"

   Roy tucks the tickets back into his jacket and says, "Let's fucking go."

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