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1. Hiruko and Garuda’s Vacation Gone Wrong by EsmewanttobeFree

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Deidara/Sasori (Naruto)
   • Nara Shikamaru/Temari
   • Deidara (Naruto)
   • Sasori (Naruto)
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Temari (Naruto)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Human Sasori (Naruto)
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Road Trips
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Idiots in Love
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Undercover as a Couple
   • Developing Relationship
   • Developing Feelings
   • Mutual Pining
   • everyone thinks they're dating
   • Shikamaru Nara is So Done
   • Deidara Has No Idea What He's Feeling
   • Banter
   • accidental intimacy
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Sharing a Bed

   Summary

   Modern-day AU.

   Akatsuki’s artistic duo head to a small town for an intelligence-gathering assignment so dull it ought to be criminal. At least, that is all it is supposed to be.
   Then they run into a troublesome couple looking for a ride.
   To keep their identities under wraps, Sasori and Deidara are forced to pose as two gay lovers who have eloped together.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   57,568

   Chapters:

   11/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   43

   Bookmarks:

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