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The Sacrifices

LP

Colt, dalt u guys still alive?

Colt Callahan (NYA)

pls help

Dalton Miller (NYA)

I cant feel my hands

Joakim Nyberg (TG)

that looked so rough omfg

Dalton

Fuck the voyageurs fuck them all

Brody Sterling (W)

Big thought to Loic

Loic Archambault (MV)

let me out of this hell im literally begging

Young

U good my dude?

Loic

NO

Loic

Apart from pike they’re all assholes

Loic

Im so sorry Dalt and colt

Dalton

u literally have nothing to apologize for

Colt

at least u were trying to break out the fight

Colt

[1 photo attached : in the picture, Colt is lying on a hospital bed, he has a black eye and his hand is bandaged, he is still giving a thumbs up and a tired smile. Dalton is the one taking their selfie, he is giving a small smile.]

Radek Svoboda (D)

what the fuck is going on

Haas

What the hell

Radek

did montreal strike again??

Dalton

but we didn’t let them win 💪💪

Radek

they are against me next, i will give vengeance

Colt

Please do not get hurt

Radek

you think they are stronger than me ?

Radek

Im from russia, nothing can beat me, not even siberian tiger that weight 800 pounds

LP

god i just got war flashbacks

Holmberg

r all russians like that??

Radek

wouldn’t u like to find out sweet bergy

Holmberg

r we flirting

Dalton

Isn’t that fighting??

Young

Its queer flirting

Loic

guys the vibes leaving were TENSE omg

Joakim

u safe bault?

Loic

pike is driving me back im ok

Brock Sullivan (W)

Ugh fucking voyageurs (no offense loic)

Loic

none taken AT ALL

Brody

I wonder how this team can still skate on a rink

Loic

Literally what pike and i were talking about

Mike Logan (BB)

Hello beautiful boys on my phone who i cherish

Mike

Who won ?

Dalton

NY admirals baby

Mike

Wait did smth happen????

Daniil Matvey (BB)

We don’t watch ONE game and yall are in the hospital

Dalton

Thats just colt but yeah pretty much

Daniil

We’re going to destroy those voyageurs

Mike

We’ll send them back home

Daniil

Bon fucking voyage

Haas

🤣🤣🤣

LP

Thats the spirit i love

Radek

Will kill them

LP

too much svoboda, too much

Joakim

No shut up pointy, thats fair

LP

Dont call me that

Joakim

Is it making u squirm??

LP

Biting my lip rn, i wish u were here

Joakim

I’d give it to you so good baby

Young

why is it always the straights

Haas

Right

Brock

OMG WAWUIT

Brody

wawuit?

Brock

WAIT**

Joakim

We’re waiting

Brock

Haasy 😏

Haas

?

Brock

Youngy 😏

Young

what

Mike

LMAOOO I KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

Brody

Luca Haas and Alex Young

Brock

Sitting on a tree

Mike

K I S S I N G

Haas

Oh my god

Haas

Guys please

Young

A boy cant kiss his homie goodnight anymore? 😔

LP

I kiss the homies goodnight

Holmberg

And what a great kisser you are my man 😏

Radek

Ok

Mike

LMAO

Loic

😭😭😭

Brock

anyway young, haas, u guys smth?

Haas

.

Brody

ouch

Young

Shut up guys, we’re figuring it out

Haas

What he said

Holmberg

The tension…

Daniil

even I feel it goddamn

Radek

Very hard to spoon

Joakim

??

Radek

Is not the saying?

Joakim

Did u mean to cut?? Like to cut through the tension

Radek

I resign from english

Brody

but he knows the word resign

Cens 4Eva

Bood

So

Chewy

That was something

Boyle

Are we talking about it?

Barrett

That was a bloodbath

Barrett

Those fuckers targetted the only queer kid on the team and beat him to a punch

Hollz

I don’t even know what to say

Captain

Maybe i make another kill list?

Hollz

No.

Hollz

Anyone in contact with the kid??

LP

We just talked to him

Bergy

He’s in the hospital for the night

Young

They have to have a penalty or be banned right???

Boyle

They probably won’t, though

Hollz

Hunter is mad

Chewy

I would fucking be if someone beat up my rookie like this

Hayz

What happened??

Bood

Callahan got beat up by the voyageurs

Hayz

Wtf

Haasy

Is that what’s waiting for us???

Haasy

We haven’t played against them in so long, are they gonna beat us up???

Captain

Do not worry child, i will protect you

Young

No but fr, haas and i have been pretty transparent these days it’s not very reassuring

Hollz

I didn’t know you guys had fears like that

Bood

You can always talk to us about them, kids

Haasy

Its just that we’re not big fighters you know

Young

I never dropped my fucking gloves

Bergy

None of us have its so??

Barrett

Because it’s not the type of shit we’re encouraging

Bood

And you shouldn’t have to drop your gloves

Haasy

I dont wanna drop gloves but will i have to ?

Dykstra

Ok what the hell im gonna cry

Chewy

Shut up dykstra

Dykstra

This is so sad chouinard

Hollz

It is

Hollz

We’re teaching our rooks not to drop gloves and be aware that chirps should never be hateful and then here goes montreal to scare our kids off

Bood

Rooks, did you hear anything from other rookies?

LP

Svoboda wants to kill all voyageurs right now

Bergy

Honestly, everybody is pretty much fired up and not in a good way

Young

Logan and Matvey wanna send them home crying

Captain

From boston, yes?

Young

Yeah

Captain

Good kids, i left boston in good hands

Captain

Im going to text Marlow

Boyle

Remember boys, you got a whole career ahead of you

Chewy

Yeah, dropping gloves is NEVER the best bet

Bood

If someone is being hateful, you tell US

Bergy

Alright, thanks guys

Haasy

Thank you

Hayz

Always stay true to real hockey values and your own

Captain

Is right, never beat people up on the ice, let me do it

Captain

Im 6’3, 220 pounds of muscles and russian, i will do it

Young

LMAO

Bergy

Thanks cap haha

LP

Lets gooo

Mid-season, three weeks after the fight.

The Sacrifices

Colt

Hey guyyyys

Dalton

Please do not listen to anything he says, he is drunk

Brody

Hey coltyyyy

Colt

Heyyyy brodyyyyy

LP

why are you guys drunk??

Radek

Im drunk too

LP

you dont type drunk

Radek

Because im american drunk, not russian drunk

Mike

you’re with them?

Radek

No? Im in my home, alone

Mike

😭😭

Colt

Guys omg shut up theter is the cutestdr guy ever

Daniil

We cant actually see him colt

Colt

aw 😞

Joakim

Dalton pls send a pic of the guy, ur making colt sad

Young

yeah dalton!!!! Dont make the cutie cry!!

Dalton

guys pls he’s already talking with someone else and smiling

Loic

was the guy cute?

Dalton

yes but the gaydar might be broken bc he has his tongue down a girl’s throat

Brock

Perfect example of biphobia

Joakim

You’re terrible dalton how dare you

Holmbreg

Thats not nice to the bisexuals of the group !!

Radek

You are bisexual bergy right ?

Holmberg

yes…

Radek

Ok good

Holmberg

???

Brody

This is heartbreaking

Young

I don’t even know what to say

Dalton

colt also has his tongue down a guy’s throat

Brody

He’s fast fast

Mike

I wish i was as lucky with boys and girls

LP Arent u straight??

Mike

Yes but what about my ego ??

Holmberg

Lmao

Holmberg

dont worry you got a big lgbt fanbase

Holmberg

Check the tag #loganfortheD

Dalton

what the actual fuck

Dalton

thats a lot of boys !!!

Haas

um there are not only boys but penises

Young

Penises lmao

Haas

🫩😒

Radek

Did u establish relationship?

Young

We are exclusive kissers of each other

Haas

Way to say we are together

Joakim

Honestly i wonder how young could pull luca

Mike

No but for real

Brock

I think its the stupidness

Brody

Yeah some people like that

Young

Luca isnt stupid

Brock

see what i mean

LP

🤣🤣

Dalton

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holmberg

This is so funny

Radek

Alexander you know it’s you that is stupid, right?

Young

Oh

Young

I guess I kind of am 🥲🥲

Haas

You’re not

Haas

You’re a hockey player it’s ok

Joakim

LMAOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beginning of January.

The Sacrifices

Loic

[twitter link]

Loic

Im on the actual floor

Joakim

LMAOOOO

Joakim

u sent them the tix???

LP

Their dms are closed ……….

Holmberg

They already did the rink in ottawa

Holmberg

Young pushed everyone who dared come close with paint 😭😭

Dalton

she followed me back so i dm’ed her 🙏

Radek

They’re she ?

Dalton

Fuck idk actually my bad

Loic

What do your hockey fathers think about that? 🤣

LP

Hollander sent me harris’ contact and said “you are in big trouble”

LP

Then harris texted me “thats so funny but please dont do this or i’m gonna have to kill you”

Brody

Harris is ur social media guy?

Young

Yes and in relationship w barrett

Colt

LET IT BE ME PLSPLSPLS IM YOUNG AND FRESH

Daniil

Lmaooo young and fresh

Daniil

This chat is unhinged

Brock

I feel like that is not new information?

Joakim

It’s really not

Radek

I heard goalies chat is worse than ours

Radek

I’ve seen too

Mike

I heard of that too!!

Loic

All i know is that MV goalie isnt in it

Holmberg

Hi Radek

Brody

Lmao

Mike

Oh dear

Daniil

This is so

Radek

Hello Anton

Holmberg

Haha

Mike

Please someone ignore them and keep talking about the goalies chat

Joakim

Well, as a goalie i can say its 5050

Joakim

Im the only rooks but they go crazy

Joakim

Also most of us are named by their cities which is mad

Joakim

And yes not every goalie is in it, only nice guys no homophobic or misogynist guys

Dalton

Basically like our chat

Joakim

yup

Loic

Hence why our goalie isnt in it

Joakim

yeah he keeps getting trashtalked about in the gc lmaooo

OttaWAGHs

Cassie Bood

Alright yall I have news

Caitlin D

pls tell me my man is suspended and has to stay home i miss sex

Selena C

Fucking hell cait whats wrong with you

Caitlin D

A woman has NEEDS

Shane H

Please do not wish ill on my players

Shane H

But i would agree if i wasnt a player myself

Harris Troy’s

As long as he’s not out bc of something he could be trending for

Selena C

Lmao

Daniela B

I am curious about news Cassie

Cassie Bood

Thank you D

Cassie Bood

We are not the only type of out of teams chat

Shane H

???

Cassie Bood

There are chats for rookies and goalies

Shane H

Oh yeah Wyatt told us about that

Harris Troy’s

There’s a rookie chat??

Daniela B

Must be so much fun

Daniela B

More than with old women with kids

Selena C

Oh my fucking god Daniela what’s wrong with you

Daniela B

I am one of the youngs

Cassie Bood

You also have a 2 kids, girl

Daniela B

And they are very cute, yes?

Selena C

They are

Cassie Bood

I think we should have one wine night without Daniela so she knows what she is missing

Daniela B

I feel threatened

Cassie Bood

You are

Caitlin D

Be nice girls we are all lovers

Shane H

Please dont use that word, I have enough of ilya using it 24/7

Selena C

What does he think it means??

Caitlin D

Bet its because of love and not sex

Shane H

Thats an easy bet

Selena C

Is Lisa at work?

Cassie Bood

I think she’s on night duty

Daniela B

She is, i sent her tequila delivery

Selena C

I don’t think she’s gonna accept the delivery sweetie

Daniela B

She already did

Harris Troy’s

That’s understandable

Harris Troy’s

Hope she’s ok and will be able to do wine night

Lisa H

IM GONNA DIE

Lisa H

Hello my sugar buns, I received the tequila D, it is well appreciated

Cassie Bood

You’re good Lisa ?

Lisa H

I hate my job as much as i love it which is A LOT

Lisa H

Nightshifts are the worst

Shane H

You’re so brave love

Lisa H

Currently drinking the tequila out of a coffee cup not to raise suspicions (i shared the bottle with the nurses)

Selena C

This is so crazy 🤣

Daniela B

Told you she would appreciate it

Lisa H

You’re a very good friend Daniela

Daniela B

I know what women need

Caitlin D

Can i say sex?

Harris Troy’s

I would like to know how much sex you’re having actually

Daniela B

You dirty boy

Caitlin D

Once a day minimum

Selena C

Um sorry what

Cassie Bood

I think we do it at least three times a week

Cassie Bood

ONCE A DAY

Shane H

That’s average, right?

Selena C

Cassie’s average but but CAITLIN HOW

Caitlin D

With my vagina and his dick?? Also mouths and fingers

Selena C

I meant how do you have the freaking time?!

Caitlin D

We have google calendar with times to have sex

Daniela B

We do everyday but the week-end

Cassie Bood

Why not the wknd ??

Daniela B

We need rest

Cassie Bood

But, cait

Cassie Bood

Dont you feel like you have to since its in the calendar?

Caitlin D

I really love sex and sometimes we do out of calendar times

Caitlin D

Yesterday it was scheduled at 10pm but we did at 11 until 2

Selena C

THREE WHOLE HOURS

Harris Troy’s

So thats why Evan looked so well rested this morning

Shane H

I didn’t know straight people had that much sex

Selena C

I didn’t know either ????

Selena C

Is my relationship falling apart????

Selena C

We’re lucky if we have sex once a week

Cassie Bood

Can I remind you you have 3 kids

Selena C

Fuck don’t remind me

Selena C

I wished I had lots of sex but we’re so fucking tired because of work and taking care of the kids, even on the week-ends they got sports and stuff

Lisa H

Im back

Lisa H

Wow Sel

Lisa H

I have sex once a week or so, too

Lisa H

I work a lot and when Wyatt and I are home together we mostly play video games or watch movies

Daniela B

Is your husband or kid?

Lisa H

I think i’m the kid, he takes care of the whole house and everything

Harris Troy’s

That’s so sweet

Shane H

Wyatt is such a cutie, even with the rooks, they all adopted him as an unofficial rook

Lisa H

I knooow they’re so cute, he invites them at home when i’m at work and they always send me tons of pictures

Cassie Bood

Let’s do a wine night soon ladies I’m begging

Caitlin D

The alcoholic is back y’all

Daniela B

This is the cassie I love

Shane H

Alright im free next week-end and i know Harris too

Lisa H

Idk yet but i will check

Lisa H

Back to work

Selena C

Im free, i’ll have to drop the kids at my parents with nick, i don’t want them eating crap again

Caitlin D

I’m always free for alcohol

Cassie Bood

D, bring the tequila

Daniela B

LETS GO !!!!

April, right before the play-offs. Day off.

Cens 4Eva

Bood

Last bbq before the play-offs saturday night

Captain

I have ordered meat for three years of bbq

Captain

All in the freezer

Boyle

Lol

Hollz

Please nobody encourages him, we don’t have anymore room in the freezer

Hollz

If some of you want some meat for your home i’m begging you to come take it

Bergy

I’m running to you mister shane hollander !!

Hollz

Take your car.

Hollz

We have a one hour run between each other

Bergy

I don’t have a car ?

LP

Yeah hollander we don’t have a car

Young

I wish we had one, groceries would be way easier

Bood

Wait i’m not following

Bood

You guys don’t have a company car?!

Hollz

Yeah you’re supposed to have a red honda cr-v

LP

What…

Bergy

@haasy did you know about this ??

Haasy

NOOOOO MY SWEET CAR

Bood

??

Captain

What is going on ?

Chewy

I’ve seen luca in the honda though

Boyle

Yeah pretty sure i did too ?

Dykstra

Because he has, he literally drives it everywhere

Young

Luca.

LP

Luca Haas please tell me this is a joke

Chewy

Lmao this is the best day of my life

Dykstra

If i am following, luca knows they have a company car because he has been using it alone for the past 2 years ??

Barrett

Lmaooo

Barrett

Who expected anything else from a rozanov protegee ??

Bergy

I have been betrayed

Boyle

Don’t cry berg

Bergy

This is the worst day of my life

Young

Please come back to the apartment bergy, we are having a meeting

Haasy

Wait

LP

NO. you have the right to shut the fuck up little haas

Haasy

😰

Hollz

I’m kind of shocked?

Bood

I didn’t expect that

Chewy

I hope they fight

Captain

I’m betting on bergy

Boyle

I don’t think they’re gonna fight

Dykstra

Let’s force them.

Barrett

No

Barrett

But just in case i’ll grab my car and i’ll check on them

Captain

Yes i will too

Hollz

Do you have to take popcorn to do that ilya ?

Captain

No?

Hollz

Then put them back in the cupboard

Boyle

Can’t you say that to each other instead of texting ?

Hollz

I want everyone to know how he is

Captain

Zut

Captain

Did i use that right ?

Chewy

Yes you’re doing amazing sweetie

Captain

Thank you sweetie

Three hours later.

LP

We’re good guys

Haasy

I have lost the keys to the car

Bergy

We fought

Haasy

We didn’t

LP

You are an horrible man Luca Haas

LP

Depriving us of the red honda cr-v

Haasy

I’m sorry

Haasy

But you never asked

Young

Bad luca

Chewy

Please keep the foreplay out of the team’s chat

Bergy

We thought it was YOUR car !!

Captain

I don’t know if I am proud of Haasy or not

Boyle

I feel pretty proud

Dykstra

He’s not a bad kid, but he had bad intentions

Chewy

He’s kind of a meanie

Barrett

I didn’t know this side of him, Harris is very shocked

Haasy

I’m sorry :(

Fuck a goalie, get a goal

Emile Gagné (BB)

Hello boys just a sweet little reminder that I have Radek Svoboda in my team

Liam Davis (NJ)

You trying to pick a fight little dick

Thomas Müller (TB)

Shut up or Wyatt is going to talk shit

Hayes

SORRY DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE RADEK SVOBODA ????

Michael Brown (F)

There we fucking go

Hayes

I GOT LUCA HAAS

Joakim Nyberg (TG)

Let’s go Luca !!

Elijah Johnson (P)

Oh my god

Hayes

ILYA ROZANOV

Mikhail Petrov (NYA)

I can only applaud fellow russian man even if he is scarier russian man

Hayes

SHANE HOLLANDER ???? DO YOU REALIZE WE’VE GOT SHANE HOLLANDER

Davis

I wished I had sex with shane hollander once JUST ONCE before he got married

Hayes

Wow if you think he wasn’t already whipped as fuck for roz you’re mad

Davis

Didn’t he fuck dudes before?? He fucked landry right??

Hayes

Pls don’t talk about it I have locker room trauma

Johan Nilsson (B)

Imagine being gay and still pulling Rose fucking Landry

Nilsson

Just so y’all know this is my dream life

Nilsson

I heard she only got gay boyfriend

Nilsson

I wished i was gay

Muller

There is a lot to unpack here

Johnson

Couldn’t be me bc I am MARRIED TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING WIFE

Petrov

Ok Johnson we are very happy for you but we were all at the wedding and you haven’t shut the fuck up since

Johnson

Maybe i want you to notice me

Petrov

Cheating already ?

Johnson

Shut your mouth

Brown

That is such an heartwarming friendship

Brown

We could warm ourselves with it

Brown

And become ice cubes

Gagné

Lmaooo

Nyberg

Its cold around here

Hayes

Its bc of the fact i got three of the best players in the league