Chapter Text
Wednesday, November 3rd, 10:02 am
[tsc has created a groupchat]
tsc has added Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple to the chat
tsc has renamed “Red” to “furry”
tsc has renamed “Yellow” to “nerd”
tsc has renamed “Blue” to “drunk 24/7”
tsc has renamed “Green” to “social butterfly”
tsc has renamed “Purple” to “bird”
furry: EXCUSE ME?
furry: I AM NOT A FURRY
furry has renamed themselves to n0t_a_furrie
nerd: red you spelled “furry” wrong
n0t_a_furrie: it’s for aesthecigs shut up chud
n0t_a_furrie has renamed “nerd” to “chud”
drunk 24/7: stop being so mean to yells
chud has renamed themselves to “xXYelxLowXx”
social butterfly: EW YELLOW WHAT IS THAT.
xXYelxLowXx: a cool username
social butterfly: MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
n0t_a_furrie: shut up green
bird: okay but don’t we already have a groupchat
social butterfly: yeah orange whyd u make anther one
tsc: we’re all kinda bord right? okay well why don’t we play amongus
drunk 24/7: what is that
social butterfly: you wouldnt know bc ur drunk 24/7
xXYelxLowXx: oH mY aLAn gReEn can you NOT roast someone for a fEW seEconds?!
drunk 24/7 has renamed themselves to “bleu”
bleu: but srsly what is amongus
tsc: its like mafia but online
xXYelxLowXx: so all the players are on a ship and your either a crewmate or a imposter. and crewmates hafta do tasks and imposters have to kill crewmates
bleu: ah
tsc: imposters win if its the same number of crewmates and imposters left, and crewmates win if they do all their tasks or if all imposters are outed
bleu: oh i get it
social butterfly: should we ask alan to supervise
tsc: ye
tsc has added “noogai3” to the groupchat.
noogai3: :D
noogai3: ?
tsc: we wanna play amongus and you have to make sure nobody cheats
noogai3: that should be easy enough
tsc: should we come to the pc
noogai3: i’ll make separate rooms for each of yall so u can’t look at eachothers screens
bird: so is it just gonna be the six of us?
social butterfly: it’s more fun with more people. orange look in your contacts
tsc: i just have my brother-
n0t_a_furrie: add him
tsc: okay…
tsc has added Chosen to the groupchat
tsc has renamed “Chosen” to “big bro”
big bro: tf is this shit
tsc: CHOSEN.
tsc: tHErE are CHILDREN here.
big bro: mb
n0t_a_furrie: who is the children
social butterfly: you. you is the children
n0t_a_furrie: shut up green
social butterfly: what are you, 5
xXYelxLowXx: GREEN. SHUT UP.
tsc: anyway Chosen we’re playing amongus
big bro: what is that
tsc: scroll up and read the earlier messages
big bro: ah. so like “murder simulation”
n0t_a_furrie: what is that
big bro: something me and Dark used to play a lot
big bro has added DARK LORD SUPREME to the groupchat
DARK LORD SUPREME: what the fuck
tsc: CHOSEN. WHY WOULD YOU ADD HIM
DARK LORD SUPREME: why are all the children here
tsc: CHILDREN. you heard that. no swearing in front of the children.
DARK LORD SUPREME: yall are like, 16. chill
tsc: NO SWEARING
DARK LORD SUPREME: fine dude, chill
big bro: they’re playing amongus and they want us to join
DARK LORD SUPREME: HELL YEAH i aint got anything better to do
DARK LORD SUPREME: also your name sucks.
DARK LORD SUPREME has renamed “big bro” to “no one”
no one: this isn’t funny.
no one has renamed themselves to “Cho.”
Cho.: there, that’s better
DARK LORD SUPREME: AWWWWW YOUR SO ADORABLE
Cho.: Dark i will walk into your room and strangle you right this moment.
noogai3: are yall ready to start amongus yet
Cho.: WHY IS HE HERE
Cho. has left the chat
noogai3: nuh uh
noogai3 has added Cho. to the chat
Cho.: someone save me
DARK LORD SUPREME: your the chosen one save yourself
DARK LORD SUPREME: also i know some peeps who want to join!
DARK LORD SUPREME has added victim and dead wifey to the chat
victim: What is this?
victim has renamed themselves to “Vic”
victim has renamed “dead wifey” to “Mitsi <3”
noogai3: amongus
Vic: Why is he here?
Vic has left the chat
noogai3: oh no you don’t
noogai3 has added Vic to the chat
Vic: cursors.
social butterfly: why is my purpur a bird?
social butterfly has renamed “bird” to “ourply <3”
ourply <3: aww thanks green
n0t_a_furrie: EUGH YOU TWO ARE SO GROSS N SAPPY I’M GONNA THROW UP 🤢🤢🤢
social butterfly has renamed themselves to “GREENZILLA4”
bleu: not that username
GREENZILLA4: it’s my go to
n0t_a_furrie: SOMEOEN SAVE Me gREEN AND PURPLE R MakIN OUT AGANI
xXYelxLowXx: ?
n0t_a_furrie: we’re over at purple’s rn
GREENZILLA4: SHUT UP RED IT WAS JUST A LITTLE PECK
n0t_a_furrie: 🤢🤢🤢
noogai3: Okay, can we start now?
noogai3: Everyone meet at the PC
noogai3 has changed the groupchat name to “General Chat”
10:30 am
noogai3: is everyone here?
10 users reacted with :thumbs up:
noogai3: confirm you cannot see each other from your individual rooms.
10 users reacted with :thumbs up:
noogai3: we’ll need admins to run the game.
ourply <3: my dad can
noogai3 has added King Orange to the chat
noogai3 has renamed renamed “King Orange” to “MOD_King”
MOD_King: What is this?
ourply <3: dad me and my friends are playing amongus so can you mod?
MOD_King: Of course.
Vic: Can you also add Agent as a mod?
noogai3 has added Agent Smith to the chat
noogai3 has renamed Agent Smith to “MOD_Agent”
MOD_Agent: I never took you to be the kind to play a game with the kids, Vic.
Vic: They dragged me into this against my will.
noogai3: Let me explain the rules.
noogai3: Everyone is in their individual rooms to prevent cheating. Agent and King will be able to see everyone’s roles and tasks, as their job will be to regulate language and attempts at cheating.
DARK LORD SUPREME: Aw man. these children arent even that young
tsc: no swearing is no swearing. idiot
DARK LORD SUPREME: you little shit
tsc: DARK.
Cho.: Dark can you just sh
DARK LORD SUPREME: and now you’re siding with the kids?
Cho.: i just want to get this over with.
Cho.: AND YOU’RE NOT HELPING.
noogai3: okay everyone, log into the server.
DARK LORD SUPREME: wait ima change my name
DARK LORD SUPREME has renamed themselves to “SUPREMEOVERLORD”
noogai3: is everyone in?
10 users reacted with :thumbs up:
noogai3: alright. we’re keeping score for this. Here is the points system:
noogai3: 8 rounds + 1 intercession
Points tallied individually.
If crewmates win, all surviving crewmates get a point.
If impostors win, all surviving imposters get two points and all surviving crewmates get 1 point.
If you get voted out/killed, you can only communicate in the dead people’s chat to avoid interference.
noogai3: person with the most points in the end wins the prize.
tsc: what’s the prize
noogai3: a 25 dollar gift card for Corn Dog Guy’s corndog place
ourply <3: I must win.
n0t_a_furrie: wait how many impsoters are we plain with
noogai3: two
SUPREMEOVERLORD: the winner can pick my next outfit to wear into town.
Cho.: you sure about that
SUPREMEOVERLORD: because none of you little shits are winning
tsc: language.
[ROUND 1]
[GENERAL CHAT]
tsc: ALRIGHT let’s get this party started
GREENZILLA4: ofc, let’s go!
xXYelxLowXx: ALRIGHT IF YOUR A CREWMATE THEN JUST DO YOUR TASKS
GREENZILLA4: i think that’s lwk obvious
MOD_Agent: Vic has reported a dead body. bleu is dead.
xXYelxLowXx: WHHAAATTT?? ALREADY??
xXYelxLowXx: ITS BEEN A FEW SECONDS
Cho.: Whoever this person is, they work fast
tsc: can we just vote dark?
SUPREMEOVERLORD: WHAT THE F
Cho.: DARK
SUPREMEOVERLORD: FUDGE
SUPREMEOVERLORD: WHY ME
tsc: u just seem like the kind to kill someone
SUPREMEOVERLORD: NO I DIDNT
Cho.: He wouldn’t be so obvious about it
tsc: dark, you’re literally the showiest guy out there about killing people
SUPREMEOVERLOD: how would YOU know that you little fucker
MOD_King: Language warning 1 for SUPREMEOVERLORD.
n0t_a_furrie: MY CHILD EYES
n0t_a_furrie: Orange tell your brother to buy soap once this is over.
Cho.: Soap?
n0t_a_furrie: You’re the only one that can wash Dark’s mouth with soap and come back alive.
Cho.: That’s such a hassle
tsc: Which implies you’ve done it before?
Cho.: Unfortunately. yes.
GREENZILLA4: i swear to alan how do you even live with someone like him
Cho.: idk
xXYelxLowXx: Guys who are we voting
ourply <3: i agree with voting on dark!
GREENZILLA4: I vote whoever my ourply votes!
n0t_a_furrie: *gagging noises*
GREENZILLA4: oh my alan Red you’re so dramatic
xXYelxLowXx: So we’re voting on Dark?
SUPREMEOVERLORD: GUYS
tsc: yes
SUPREMEOVERLORD: COME ON
SUPREMEOVERLORD: CHOSEN BACK ME UP
Cho.: i can’t do miracles
MOD_Agent: SUPREMEOVERLORD has been voted out, with 10 votes. The other vote was for tsc.
[DEAD CHAT]
bleu has joined the Dead Chat!
bleu: anyone here?
SUPREMEOVERLORD has joined the Dead Chat!
SUPREMEOVERLORD: yep
bleu: great conversation
SUPREMEOVERLORD: mhm
bleu: i’m blocked from the main chat
SUPREMEOVERLORD: same
SUPREMEOVERLORD: it’s so we don’t give away who the imposters are.
bleu: were you innocent
SUPREMEOVERLORD: YES AND THOSE LITTLE SHITS VOTED ME OUT ANYWAY
MOD_King: Language warning 2 for SUPREMEOVERLORD
SUPREMEOVERLORD: cursors. that language thing still holds even in the dead chat?
bleu: i think i count as a child
SUPREMEOVERLORD: sixteen is NOT child. when I was sixteen I did much worse than just swear
bleu: i don’t want to know
SUPREMEOVERLORD: there was this one time with Cho
bleu: I DONT WANT TO KNOW
SUPREMEOVERLORD: we
bleu: I SAID
bleu: I DONT WANT TO KNOW
bleu has muted SUPREMEOVERLORD
[GENERAL CHAT]
Cho.: oh my alan it’s so quiet without Dark here
tsc: bro it’s been a few seconds
Cho.: peace and quiet
n0t_a_furrie: AAAHHHHHHHHHH
Cho.: forget what i said
MOD_Agent: n0t_a_furrie has reported a dead body. GREENZILLA4 is dead.
n0t_a_furrie: I SAW HIS DEAD BODY
n0t_a_furrie: I’M TRAUAMATIZED FOREVER
ourply <3: WHO KILLED GREEN
ourply <3: YOU WILL PAY
xXYelxLowXx: hey red where was the body?
n0t_a_furrie: electrical
ourply <3: i saw orange’s brother hanging aroudn there
Cho.: what? I was at the caf
ourply <3: [image]
tsc: you take screenshots?!!?!?1?
xXYelxLowXx: cursors Purple is scarier than we ever gave her credit for
ourply <3: nobody kills green and gets away with it
ourply <3: but see that pic is of electrical and Cho’s character blends in with the shadow
Cho.: Hey you cant call methat
ourply <3: wdym its ur username
Cho.: nobody calls me cho. it’s CHOSEN.
ourply <3: oh okay no need to get sensitive
tsc: only dark gets to clal him cho
n0t_a_furrie: BUT THIS IS EVIDENCE
n0t_a_furrie: PURPLE UR GENUIS
xXYelxLowXx: it must be chosen
Vic: Who are we voting?
ourply <3: Chosen
Vic: Ok
Cho.: You text like an old man
tsc: thats because he IS an old man
Mitsi <3: hey, using proper grammar and capitalization doesn’t make him old!
Cho.: yes it does
Vic: I feel I have gotten ten years older just from these few minutes of playing with you children.
Vic: You are all absolutely exhausting.
xXYelxLowXx: chosen you have been chosen
xXYelxLowXx: to be EJECTED
tsc: okay should we vote now
ourply <3: ye
Cho.: hear me out the imposter is Vic
n0t_a_furrie: lame last attempt at defense
Cho.: that was an attack
tsc: an ineffective one
MOD_Agent: Cho. has been voted out, with 7 votes. The other vote was for Vic.
[DEAD CHAT]
GREENZILLA4 has joined the Dead Chat!
GREENZILLA4: what is this?
Cho. has joined the Dead Chat!
Cho.: wait i’m blocked from the main and it just sent me here
bleu: it’s so you cant interfere
Cho.: also why is Dark muted
Cho. has unmuted SUPREMEOVERLORD
bleu: he was being annoying
SUPREMEOVERLORD: i was just telling him about the olive oil incident
Cho.: what
Cho.: the
Cho.: fuck
MOD_King: Language warning 1 for Cho.
Cho.: fridge
Cho.: what the snick snack tic tac big mac slap jack bro
SUPREMEOVERLORD: the FUCK was that chosen
MOD_King: Language warning 3 for SUPREMEOVERLORD. Point deduction -0.5
SUPREMEOVERLORD: WHAT
SUPREMEOVERLORD: NOBODY TOLD ME YOU COULD LOSE POINTS FOR SWEARING
Cho.: DARK YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE OLIVE OIL INCIDENT
bleu: what
bleu: i have never seen Chosen this loud before.
GREENZILLA4: neither have i
GREENZILLA4: makes me curious about the olive oil incident
Cho.: we do not speak of such atrocities in this PC
SUPREMEOVERLORD: you gotta admit you had fun, cho
Cho.: shut your face hole
SUPREMEOVERLORD: interesting choice of words
SUPREMEOVERLORD: or may i say
Cho.: you’re right blue he IS annoying
Cho. has muted SUPREMEOVERLORD
GREENZILLA4: seriously how do you live with him
Cho.: honestly. idk
bleu: its cuz hes too broke to move out
GREENZILLA4: fair
GREENZILLA4: anyway the olive oil incident could bring in lots of money and attention if you use it right-
Cho.: let’s move on.
Cho. has muted GREENZILLA4
Cho.: there we go
Cho.: peace and quiet.
bleu: yes.
[GENERAL CHAT]
tsc: the numbers dwindle
xXYelxLowXx: how many of us are even left
tsc: uh idk
ourply <3: u wanna count
tsc: me, you, yellow, vic and mitsi i think is it
n0t_a_furrie: hey you FORGOT ABOUT ME
tsc: mb
ourply <3: so we have six people left and two impsoters
xXYelxLowXx: ye
tsc: i wonder whos gonna die
tsc: hopefully not me
xXYelxLowXx: dont say dtuff like tat
xXYelxLowXx: ur paintin a target on urself
n0t_a_furrie: exactly.
MOD_Agent: xXYelxLowXx has reported a dead body. tsc is dead.
n0t_a_furrie: HOLY CURSORS
n0t_a_furrie: THAT WAS TERRIFYING
ourply <3: don’t u think its weird how yello said orange was gonna die and then orange just dies
ourply <3: dont u think yellow has smth to do with this
n0t_a_furrie: u have a point
Mitsi <3: This game is more fun and engaging than I thought! it seemed a bit morbid at first but now I’m enjoying myself
Vic: It is just a game
Mitsi <3: Exactly!
Mitsi <3: oh and i think Yellow is the imposter too.
Mitsi <3: Purple has a point when she says Yellow predicted Orange’s death too well.
xXYelxLowXx: it’s called having good intuition.
n0t_a_furrie: everyone knows ur smart yells bur ur intuition sucks ngl
ourply <3: thats final lets vote yells
xXYelxLowXx: okay guys i have a confession
ourply <3: yes
xXYelxLowXx: i AM an imposter but since yall are votin me out anyw i wont let the other imposter hoard all the points
n0t_a_furrie: what
ourply <3: thats evil
xXYelxLowXx: we are going down together
xXYelxLowXx: RIGHT VIC
Vic: ?
Vic: I didn’t say anything.
ourply <3: …
n0t_a_furrie: ok can we vote now
MOD_Agent: xXYelxLowXx was voted out with 5 votes.
[DEAD CHAT]
tsc has joined the Dead Chat!
tsc: sup
Cho.: nothing much
bleu: its quite quiet and peaceful here
tsc: but how
tsc: green and dark are here too arent they
bleu: Click group deets
tsc: oh theyre muted lol
tsc has unmuted GREENZILLA4
tsc has unmuted SUPREMEOVERLORD
SUPREMEOVERLORD: FINALLY.
SUPREMEOVERLORD: CHOSEN I AM NOT FORGIVING U FOR THAT
GREENZILLA4: thanks orange
GREENZILLA4: I was just trying to suggest a way for Chosen to get enough money to move out and not live with Dark anymore
SUPREMEOVERLORD: HEY
SUPREMEOVERLORD: I’M THE BEST HOUSEMATE ARENT I CHOSEN
Cho.: i probably cant survive without you.
tsc: is that meant to be sarcastic
Cho.: seriously. i can’t cook or anything. dark does it all
bleu: oh is dark the housewife
GREENZILLA4: I thought it was the other way around
GREENZILLA4: dang it now I owe red five bucks
Cho.: You betted on this?
bleu: yes
tsc: to be specific they were betting on who the wife was
Cho.: we’re not together.
SUPREMEOVERLORD: YES WE ARE
SUPREMEOVERLORD: CHOSEN.
Cho.: Guys he’s so annoying.
Cho. has muted SUPREMEOVERLORD
GREENZILLA4: i cant believe i actually lost that bet
tsc: ha
xXYelxLowXx has joined the Dead Chat!
Cho.: did they take a long time to vote?
bleu: Yeah yells orange died a long time be4 u did
xXYelxLowXx: does it matter
xXYelxLowXx: the dead get no points regardless
tsc: what made voting take so long
xXYelxLowXx: i gave away the other imposter
xXYelxLowXx: i cant let him get away with points while i die
Cho.: GUYS I TOLD YOU VIC WAS AN IMPOSTER
Cho.: but none of you listened
xXYelxLowXx: you sure u werent just randomly accusing ppl
tsc: my bro actually has crazy intuition
bleu: unlike you
GREENZILLA4: yeah Yellow you’re smart and all but gut feeling is just another sense that some peeps have and you dont
xXYelxLowXx: ouch
Cho.: get burned
Cho.: even ur friends r turning on you
tsc: dude giving away the other imposter was so petty
xXYelxLowXx: well i’m willing to kick others if it means i can stop them from winning
bleu: dang
GREENZILLA4: dw yells i completely getcha
GREENZILLA4: out there it’s you or i
xXYelxLowXx: exactly green
xXYelxLowXx: i knew ud agree
bleu: my friends are so competitive its scary
Cho.: i can tell
[GENERAL CHAT]
MOD_Agent: ourply <3 has called an emergency meeting.
ourply <3: so let’s vote Vic now
Vic: Fine, you guys win.
MOD_Agent: Vic has been voted out with 4 votes.
MOD_Agent: All imposters have been found. The round is concluded.
MOD_Agent: The imposters were xXYelxLowXx and Vic.
Mod_King has added 7 users to General Chat!
SUPREMEOVERLORD: FINALLY I CAN TYPE AGAIN
Cho.: is the game over?
tsc: i would assume so
MOD_King: Points:
n0t_a_furrie: 1 point
ourply <3: 1 point
Mitsi <3: 1 point
tsc: 0 points
xXYelxLowXx: 0 points
GREENZILLA4: 0 points
bleu: 0 points
Cho.: 0 points
Vic: 0 points
SUPREMEOVERLORD: -0.5 points