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The Rookies 🏎️✨🤩😈🥳
(that’s enough emojis, Gabi) 🤪
Kimi:
MAMA MIA! GABRIEL.
Ollie:
Be nice to him, love.
He was defending you after all.
Isack:
merde.
what did he do ?
Franco:
apologize to kimi, gabi!
(what has he done now?)
Gabi:
WHAT DID I DO?!?!
Kimi:
Not you, but your partner.
Say your goodbyes to him.
Liam:
Oh god.
He does seem serious about this, Gabi.
Isack:
There goes a veteran on the grid.
Jack:
🫡
Everyone else (except Gabi):
🫡
Gabi:
What did he do to you?!?!
Kimi:
Not me, but the whole country of Italy!
Gabi:
OH.
Mate, I tried!
Arvid:
What did he do, Kimi?
Kimi:
Good question, Arvid
Isack:
I literally asked that before
Liam:
You ignored my boyfriend, Kimi >:(
Franco:
You ignored me as well :(
Jack:
how dare you, Kimi 😡
Kimi:
Sorry, guys.
Missed it while being angry :(
Ollie:
Guys.
Be nice to him or else I will tell George
Everyone:
Sorry, Kimi
Kimi:
It’s okay 😌
Back to what you know who has done
Arvid:
It’s not like he is Voldemort….
Is he?
Kimi:
He might as well be.
Nico Hülkenberg made a pizza filled with kiwi, chocolate and worst of all….pineapple.
Franco:
Impossible. No, but the kiwi also!
Liam:
Something is seriously wrong with your old man, Gabi.
Arvid:
I think he only got stranger the more he interacts with Gabi
Isack:
That sounds about right, loves
Gabi:
😭
Jack:
Franco has not stopped screaming in Spanish.
Brb, guys
Ollie:
Kimi has not stopped either
But in Italian
Kimi:
This is like my literal fear.
I am bringing this into the drivers’ group chat
Gabi:
Don’t
Ollie:
Too late.
2026 Grid
Kimi:
Kimi:
Agree with me
This is not acceptable
Lando:
WHTA TEH HELL IS THTA
Oscar:
He means what the hell is that but genuinely...
The Italian roots in me say no.
This person likes to live dangerously.
Alex:
For once, I agree with Lando
What is that!
Isack:
That, right there, is a pizza one of you made
Pierre:
not the call out in the main chat
But I supposed it is quite bad
Yuki:
QUITE?!?!
that is VERY BAD, PIERRE!!!
A CULINARY DISGRACE
PUTAIN
Pierre:
It is a massive culinary disgrace whoever you are
Charles:
cough simp cough, calamar
Pierre:
Oh you want to talk about being a simp?
@Carlos
want to hear what Charles said about you?
Carlos:
Si?
Charles:
Shutting up now, Pierre
Pierre:
Good.
Lando:
Wait I watn ot knwo
Oscar:
He wants to know
Alex:
We do not deserve you, Oscar
translating every single thing that Lando says
Gabi:
saving the gc one message at a time
Oscar:
You are welcome.
Lando:
HEY
You are supposed to be on my side, Osc
Oscar:
Sorry, Lan
Will make it up to you
Promise
Lando:
YAY 🥳
Kimi:
Back to the subject
Is it bad
Alex:
Oh, very
George refuses to reply
not important work stuff he says
but he looked like this when he saw the pizza, Kimi
George:
Alex's face when he saw Kimi's message
Lando:
Ain't no way 💀
Bro broke his own rule just to sync with his partner
Oscar:
It’s cute.
Lando:
Oh I supposed they are
Carlos:
LOL
Not the immediate back down
You are gone, Lando
Lando:
oh really?
I think even Max would love to hear the story about you and Charles
Max:
why am I mentioned out of nowhere
Daniel:
Because you are the best 😘
Max reacted to the message with a ❤️
Carlos:
Oh yea?
I bet Oscar would love to hear how you were madly in love with him for so long
But you were too much of a coward to say anything
Everyone:
…
Charles:
Mon cheri
I think you have gone too far
George:
Number 1 rule, Carlos
Gabi:
We never actually share the fofoca
ONLY threaten to but never
Alex:
And you know Lando, Carlos
You know how he feels about this
Oscar:
Carlos.
Carlos:
... yes?
Oscar:
Consider this your warning.
We are coming after you.
Lando and Oscar went offline
Bearnelli:
Daniel: 
Daniel:
to think all this started with an interesting pizza
Max:
Whoever it is, I think they have the right to enjoy their pizza however they like
Each to their own
Nico:
Thank you, Max
Max:
Just my opinion
Sorry, Kimi
Kimi:
:(
Ollie:
It's okay
I am with you, Kimi ❤️
Kimi:
❤️
Lewis:
Sorry, Nico
While I appreciate it is a vegan friendly pizza
It is still a crazy combination of food
Nico:
Well
Thank you for sharing your thoughts, everyone.
I like my pizza very much and I don't give a shit what you all think.
Gabi:
my man 😍
Yuki:
🤢
Esteban:
Leave them be, Yuki
They are adorable
Yuki:
Yes, Estie
Liam:
Never thought I would see the day Yuki be so -
Yuki:
so what, Lawson?
Say it.
Liam:
Ahhh, nothing!
Fernando:
I mean everyone would probably say the same for Nico
Look at him now
Lance:
Come on, mon amour
Gabi and him look quite good together
Fernando:
That's my son
Lance:
Our son and he still is even if he chose Nico
I mean look at us
We never let the age differences stop us
Fernando:
... that is true, mi cariño
Everyone else:
awwwwwwww
Lewis:
Fernando being wholesome in the main group chat?
Fernando:
Only for my Lance
Lance reacted with a ❤️
Bonus:
Landoscar's original plan was to borrow Charles for a couple of days and ignore all of Carlos's messages. However, while Charles himself agreed that Carlos deserved to be taught a lesson, all three of them felt that was too far. That's why they just made Carlos eat a whole pizza that was filled with kiwi, pineapple and chocolate. They also shared several photos to the group chat, which made Kimi very happy upon seeing the expressions Carlos was making.