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The Kimetsu Teachers
7:09 AM
Tengen: I may or may not have gossip
Himejima: And I appear.
Shinobu: I guarantee its gonna be something dumb
Tengen: I am wounded.
Sanemi: why.
Sanemi: are you BLOWING UP MY F*CKING PHONE???
Giyuu: You can easily mute the chat.
Sanemi: …
Obanai: Simpnazugawa frfr
Rengoku: My dear brother…you cannot be talking
Mitsuri: ??? wdym, rengoku? Who?
Obanai: Absolutely nothing. (I will castrate you, Kyojuro.)
Rengoku: ✌︎㋡
Tengen: GUYS.
Sanemi: WHAT DO YOU WANTTTT??????
Tengen: So, apparently, over at Akuma Academy, Kanae’s ex is going after a married man
Kanae: Excuse me??
Giyuu: where were you
Kanae: sleeping. Its 7am. I have half an hour to nap at my desk before class.
Kanae: also, are you talking abt Douma
Tengen: duh
Kanae: Oh yeah, hes fruity
Giyuu: no, we didn’t know.
Giyuu: (¬_¬)
Gyomei: i must admit, its hilarious when Giyuu bullies people
Kanae: (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ Et tu, Gyomei???
Gyomei: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shinobu: no offense, but that guy was crazy
Kanae: He wasn’t….
Sanemi: He tried to bite obanai once-
Mitsuri: wHat.
Rengoku: don’t kill him, mits
Mitsuri: …ill put the shotgun away
Tengen: anyways, its akaza he's chasing.
Giyuu: what
Rengoku: what
Obanai: fr? Jesus.
Giyuu: I just got off the phone with Karl, tengen’s not lying
Sanemi: who tf is Karl??
Giyuu: Kokushibo.
Kanae: your friends w/ him???
Giyuu: yes
Tengen: this actually explains so much abt why Giyuu is so well-informed abt Akuma…
Himejima: u realize classes start in 5 mins.
Giyuu: can i be late for once? My cat died
Sanemi: you don’t own a cat
Giyuu: sanemi, quiet.
Sanemi: …
Tengen: LMAOOO
Rengoku: whipped.
Shinobu: (¬_¬")
Gyomei: ofc Giyuu, im so sorry, i love cats
Giyuu: thanks.
Gyomei: the rest of you, skedaddle.
Kanae: favoritism.