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"Heh, leafing so soon?!" Flowery walked out from behind the lamppost, gazing at the Knight with a determined grin on his face, though his panic was evident. He briefly glanced up at Asgore, trapped in the Knight's orb, before bracing himself.
"You're not the only one who can start battles!" Flowery went to summon a Floradinn, but nothing happened. He and the Knight looked at each other for a full minute while Flower Man played in the background.
"...What's happening?" Flowery looked over at his textbox. It was still saying "You're not the only one who can start battles!"
The player hadn't pressed [Z] to advance the dialogue yet.
Flowery and the Knight looked at each other for another full minute while Flower Man played.
"Okay seriously, what's with the Angel? They haven't PROCEEDed yet."
"Kris says they've gone to order takeaways." Susie called out to Flowery, standing next to Kris, who was checking their notifications.
"Oh for fuck's sake, that's gonna take like thirty minutes minimum."
"Thirty-eight if they get those chocolate bars from the kitchen cupboard. You know, on the high-up shelf they need the ladder for?"
Ralsei pointed at Flowery with gusto. "HA! YOU CAN'T MOVE NOW! YOU AND THE KNIGHT ARE STUCK THERE FOREVER, SUCK IT!"
Flowery and the Knight left their positions and aura-ran back to where the Fun Gang were standing. Ralsei's expression dropped.
"FUCK-"
The Knight noogied Kris before turning to the others.
"ɎØɄ ₲ɄɎ₴ ₩₳₦₦₳ ØⱤĐɆⱤ ฿Ʉ₮₮ɆⱤ ₵Ⱨł₵₭Ɇ₦, ØⱤ ₴Ø₥Ɇ₮Ⱨł₦₲?" The Knight pulled out their phone. "ł ₵₳₦ ØⱤĐɆⱤ ₴Ø₥Ɇ ₦Ø₩, ₦Ø ₴₩Ɇ₳₮ Ø₣₣ ₥Ɏ ฿₳₵₭."
"Oh no, I wouldn't wanna use your money like that, I don't have anything to pay you with." Susie put her hands up.
"Yeah, I wouldn't wanna..." Flowery pitched in.
"Yeah..." added Kris.
"₦Ø ₦Ø, ł₮'₴ ₣ł₦Ɇ. ⱤɆ₳ⱠⱠɎ." the Knight went on the restaurant's website.
"Aw, thank you!" Ralsei beamed.
"₩Ⱨ₳₮ ɎØɄ ₩₳₦₮? ₩Ⱨ₳₮ ɎØɄ ØⱤĐɆⱤł₦₲?"