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“Merlin,” Arthur sighed again, looking up to the heavens. Maybe, just this once, God would listen to his prayers.
“No, sorry, that was as clear as mud. What do you have to do? What do I have to do?”
Arthur felt his cheeks flame. There was nothing to do but come out with it. God was not going to take pity on him today.
“Lashes. You need to take a dozen lashes. On your… buttocks.”
Merlin regarded him with suspicion.
“This is a joke, right? You’re joking?”
“Does it seem like I’m in a particularly jovial mood?”
“Arthur, you can’t be serious! I call you names all the time! You like that about me!”
“I tolerate your impropriety, yes, I admit that, but this is different. It’s not up to me. I tried, believe me, but I can’t get you out of this one.”
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Arthur has no choice but to punish Merlin. They both gain quite a bit more from the experience than they had anticipated.
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- Part 3 of Kinkalot 2026