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    Harry Potter has settled into a new routine. This new routine is disrupted first by an unwanted gift, and later when the Chief Healer of Saint Mungo's puts him on leave. To add to it, the Unspeakables place an ad in the daily prophet: for the right price, they could open up the multiverse and send you on a personalised vacation. With nothing better to do and pursued by strange happenings, Harry packs his tent and is off.

    The first beings he sees on the other side are three horses, and a teenager shovelling a grave. He is to Ashford, says the boy, to compete in the tourney. Harry had never been to a medieval festival. And he definitely wasn’t ready for the gore of this one. He really just wanted to cook and sit out his mandated vacation. But if there's one thing Harry cannot escape, it's himself.

    Fate is not through with him and that drunkard at the Inn looks at him like he knows him, but can't remember why.

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