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1. Why The F*ck Are Draco Malfoy’s Eyes Burning?! by SerpentsandSkulls

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter
   • Gregory Goyle/Luna Lovegood
   • Neville Longbottom/Ginny Weasley
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy/Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Texting
   • Texting Fic
   • Dramatic Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Luna Lovegood Being Luna Lovegood
   • Established Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Blaise loves GIFs
   • Hermione Granger is So Done
   • Humour
   • Comedy
   • Mystery
   • Chaotic group chat
   • Harry Potter is So Done
   • Possessive Draco Malfoy
   • Healer Hermione Granger
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Auror Ron Weasley
   • Good Ron Weasley
   • Group Chats
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Explicit Language
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • no beta we just die
   • Stag Nights & Bachelor Parties
   • Bisexual Theodore Nott
   • Theodore Nott is a Menace
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship
   • No Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Hot Gregory Goyle
   • everyone is so done
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Fluff
   • Hansy is horny
   • Defensive magic gone wrong
   • or right
   • Sequel
   • Light Angst
   • Very light I promise
   • Draco Malfoy is Not Okay
   • Draco Malfoy is Not Amused
   • Hot Ron Weasley
   • Not described vomiting
   • Blaise Zabini is a Little Shit
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Ron Weasley
   • Implied Violence
   • Threats of Violence
   • Protective Gregory Goyle
   • Good Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • fic is made of text images
   • Embedded Images
   • NOT AI though because fuck that

   Summary

   Draco’s eyes are burning. He won’t tell anyone why.
   The only other person that is aware is Theo, and Draco will do everything in his power to prevent his mate from sharing the reason.

   Naturally, the group chat gets extremely chaotic.

    Takes place eight months after Who The F*ck Sent Narcissa Malfoy Flowers?!

   Series

   • Part 2 of The F*ck?!

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   English

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