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1. We Are Made Of Meat by S1L3NT_H1LL

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • French Revolution
   • Beheading
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Fluff
   • Romantic Tension
   • Dismemberment
   • FrUk Week
   • Love/Hate
   • Short One Shot
   • Short & Sweet
   • Some French Words Used
   • author doesn't speak french
   • Arguing
   • Bickering
   • Tsundere England (Hetalia)
   • medical treatment
   • Author Isn't A Medic
   • History Jokes
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Idiots in Love
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
   • Historical Hetalia
   • Human & Country Names Used (Hetalia)
   • Flirting
   • Blood and Gore
   • mentions of catholicism
   • Lovers and Rivals
   • Author Is Not Religious
   • author loves fruk
   • Author Knows Basic History
   • Tags Are Hard
   • No Beta
   • Historical Inaccuracy
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst

   Summary

   Short story about England having to sew France's head back onto his body after enduring the French Revolution and the two of them argue and fight with each other.

   Language:

   English

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